The Three Stooges

Of course, Christian, Randy Orton, and Abigail beat Kane, Chris Jericho, and Eve on Smackdown. Chris Jericho ended up getting distracted by Abigail then Christian hitting the Killswitch on him. Abigail got a little bit of revenge, but still felt like she owed him more than a 'Lights Out' from last nights Monday Night RAW.

Right before RAW started, she was told by Teddy Long to head to Laurinaitis's office. She finally knew the situation that Teddy was in and felt sorry for him. As far as she could tell, there was nothing she could do for him, but the looks that Abigail was getting from Teddy, it didn't look good.

"What's the matter Teddy?" She asked him.

"Ivy, your not going to like the news." That was all Teddy said. It was silence then and she was finally inside Laurinaitis's office. The next thing she heard was screaming from Clownshoes.

"Teddy? Where were you? Did you bring, Ivy?" He yelled at him. He quickly got quiet when he saw the WWE Diva's Champ, Abigail, standing on the door way. All she wanted to know why she was here, not to hear him scream at Teddy.

"Hey, lay off on the screaming! You sound like a horse when you scream!" She barked at him. Laurinaitis's first glare of the day was right at Abigail. "I think you should start showing some respect since I'm both GM of RAW And Smackdown, Ivy."

"I don't have to show you shit." She said, getting annoyed by the GM already. "Can you just tell me what in the hell you needed?"

Teddy could tell Abigail was still pissed off on what happened to CM Punk last week. He could only sigh and just watched on what Laurinaitis was going to say.

"Your boyfriend is going to defend his WWE Championship tonight." Laurinaitis said.

Abigail couldn't believe this...she won the match! She didn't screw up anything and she never asked for help! Christian and Natalya just happened to be there with her at the moment!

"Are you kidding me?" She yelled at Laurinaitis. "I won the damn match!"

"Yes, you did, but you had help from Natalya and Christian. You didn't won the match on your own! I will give a rematch to Mark Henry tonight against the WWE Champion CM Punk." After Laurinaitis said this Abigial screamed in anger and opened the door. She started banging on the wall in anger. She hated the feeling of hopeless so much...She hated that feeling that she just want to get rid of it right away.

Abigail felt a hand on her shoulder and quickly turned to find Josh Matthews with a camera man with him. "I'm sorry to bother you Ivy, but could you tell us what just happened in Laurinaitis's office?"

"You wanna know? Well, Clownshoes just said to me that CM Punk will defend his title tonight! That means that my match was a complete waste...all because family and friends helped me out." She said with her eyes right at Josh, making him feel a bit uneasy.

"Speaking of that match, could you tell me on the actions of Chris Jericho did before he asked a match against you?" There was silence...

Josh thought that she wasn't going to answer his question, but before he had the chance to leave her and say thanks for her time, when she finally said this, "All Chris Jericho is a bully and a ass clown."

With that she was the one who left Josh and went back to CM Punk's locker room. There she meet CM Punk, Natalya, Christian, Kofi, and Zack Ryder. All of them looked at her with concern.

"Abby? What's wrong?" Natalya asked her.

"You know what Clownshoes told me? He says that Phil is still going to defend his title again tonight!" She yelled out in anger. CM Punk went up to her and held her by her arms. "Hey, like I said last week, I can live with another championship match." CM Punk said trying to calm Abigail down. He kissed her head and hugged her, rubbing her back with his hands.

"I know what you were trying to do Abby and I love you for doing this, but you don't need to risk anything just for me. Even if its from Chris Jericho. If anything I should be the one risking everything for you." CM Punk could hear the small crys even when Abigail's face was on his chest. This angered Zack Ryder. He didn't like it when his best friend was crying.

"Hey, Abby. I already have a match with Chris Jericho." Zack said suddenly. All eyes in the room were on Zack.

"Clownshoes already made the match?" CM Punk asked him, still holding on to Abigail.

He nodded. "Yeah and one things for sure I'm going to give him a run for his money. There's no way I'm backing out now!" Zack simply smiled at the group with no fear what so ever.

Everyone in the room could hear the RAW theme going on. That meant the show was starting and if Abigail wanted to keep her cool she had to remain under control while being at ring side for Natalya's match against Beth Phoenix again. She heard that Eve was going to be at ring side for Beth Phoenix.

"Remember, Abby. Keep calm at least after my match, okay?" Natalya asked her.

Abigail lifted her head from CM Punk's chest and nodded at her. She wasn't going to make any promises, but she'll be at Natalya's side this week on RAW. At least there was one thing she was looking forward to and that was the Three Stooges that are guest starting on RAW.

Once Abigail got out of the girl's bathroom, she was grabbed by the wrist by Santino. He leaded her to backstage and out of the hallways.

"Hey, miss Ivy. I was wondering you can do me a favor..." Abigial didn't know where he was going with this, but she went with it.

"I guess I didn't have a choice when you grabbed me by the wrist." Abigail laughed.

"This is no laughing matter, Ivy! I want you to help me search for the Three Stooges!" When Santino said this, Abigail's eyes shot open in happyness.

"Really? Sure, I'll help you!" Abigail loved the Three Stooges and they were equally as funny as Santino here. She guessed that she need some break after hearing Chris Jericho's name every five minutes.

"Alright, then! Follow me!" Santino went on back to the hallway, but Abigail stopped her and pointed at the big wooden box behind him. "Can we check that first? It looks kind of weird just staying there by itself..."

"Your right! It reads...'Fragle'. Who would want to name a box named Fragle?" Santino went around the box to get a extra look.

"Santino, it says 'Fragile'." Abigail corrected and warned him. Whenever a box says fragile Abigail was extra careful with boxes like this. With Santino forgeting the 'i' he thought it came from some bread.

Soon enough, Santino managed to open it and when it did the Three Stooges, Moe, Larry, and Curly feel on the ground.

"Hey, I can't feel my neck." Larry complained and stood up. Moe hit him on the neck and easily got mad at him. "Is that better?"

Larry didn't felt pain on his neck any more. "Yeah!"

"Good!" Moe hit him in the head again.

"Hey, I never got my in flight meal!" Curly also complained to Moe. With no problems at all, Moe replied with, "Well, here's a knuckle sandwich!" He hit his face with his fist. As Santino watched in awe, Abigail was just laughing her butt off at the scene. Indeed she was enjoying this.

"Its the three Stooges!" Santino finally yelled out. He really couldn't hold on to his excitement any longer and Abigail could see that already.

"Santino they already know who they are." Abigail joked.

"Hey you're Santino Marella!" Moe was pointing at the man who just saved their lives by freeing them out of the box.

"And who's this lovely lady?" Larry was about to say hello to Abigail when Moe smacked him right upside the head.

"You idiot! That's the Diva's Champion!" Moe yelled at him. Larry looked at him with a confused face. "What does that have to do with anything?" Larry asked Moe.

Moe hit him on the head again. "Nothing, but she's already taken! By the WWE Champion! All I heard that he's already mad enough."

Abigail had to wonder...how in the world did they know that while they that when they were on their way to Washington, DC in a box?

"Oooohhhh..." Curly said slowly, earning himself a hit on the head as well from Moe.

"What are you guys doing here?" Santino asked the three men in front of him. Moe was the one who responed to Santino first, "We're on our way to promote our movie 'The Three Stooges', which airs this Friday at April 13." He said proudly.

"Yeah! We didn't mind when we got shifted to DC to see WWE RAW!" Larry sounded very happy, but Santino and Abigail didn't mind that.

"We said certenly! That's how we ended up in the box..." Curly finished off the conversation.

Abigail started a new one when she asked the Three Stooges, "Now what do you have in store for the WWE fans who are waiting for you to show up?"

There was this long silence pause with in the group. They had plenty of time to think this out and they still didn't make any ideas this whole time! As Abigail shoke her head Santino started to panic. Santino hit all Stooges on the face and yelled, "You don't have anything planed for the WWE Universe?"

"Hey! I was planing on kissing up to the WWE Divas!" Larry said with a cheesy grin on his face.

"Larry, trust me. The minute you ask any of them out, they'll send your butt out of the Diva's locker room." Abigail sighed at him. She always knew that Larry was a bit of a flirt. Then again every guy was if they were single. Moe hit him in the head again and looked at Santino.

"Hey Santino, could you show me how to do the Cobra?" Moe asked him.

Really, the Cobra was such the easiest move to learn that WWE made it known as the easiest move to be taught. For Abigail, Natalya's match was about to start and she had to leave right now.

"Sorry, guys! I have to leave! Thanks for the laugh!" Abigail waved at them and ran out to meet Natalya. Santino and the Three Stooges waved at her back and said their byes to her. They carried on to what they were doing.