Thank you to everyone who reviewed! My review box was starting to get suicide thoughts because of loneliness. Enjoy the story! :D

*story start*

"Why the hell is it so HOT in here?" griped Rochelle.

It had been about a week since she had come back, and Germany was going out of his mind because of her constant nagging. He got so fed up that he refused to even come out of his office. Even when Kenzie tried to tempt him out with her cooking (which was usually burnt beyond recognition).

"C'mon, Roch. I think it feels wonderful in here!" said Kenzie, who apparently loved warm weather.

"Shut up, you! Who in their right mind doesn't turn on the AC in 90 mother fucking degrees weather!" Rochelle snapped.

"…Have you been hanging out with Romano recently or something? :I" Kenzie said, noticing Rochelle was cussing even more than usual.

"FUCK YOU!"

"…Is that a yes?"

Rochelle growled under her breath, peeling herself from the countertop she had been slumping over to glare at her idiot friend, leaving a HUGE sweat puddle behind.

Kenzie started snickering, not realizing the danger that came with angering Rochelle.

"Hehehehehe! You're sweating like a hoe in church!" Kenzie went back to snickering.

"I said SHUT UP!"

Rochelle lunged for Kenzie, easily picking the smaller girl up, then threw her out a window…lucky for Kenzie, they were on the first floor.

Germany walked into the room, just missing the display of violence Rochelle had caused.

"Vhat vas all that noise I just heard?" Germany said, even though he had a feeling he probably wouldn't want to know.

"You!" Rochelle rounded on the helpless German. "What's with it being so hot? Turn on the AC! Now! Before I get angry!" she was red in the face, and looked ready to rip someone apart.

"Vhat? No!" Germany had no idea what he was setting himself up for. "The air conditioner is harmful to the environment and cost more money than its vorth. Just open more vindovs, or something!" he finished.

Around that time, Kenzie came stumbling back into the house.

"No! No windows!" the girl was a mess. She had dirt and grass stains all over her cloths, and there were a ton of leaves tangled in her hair.

"Holy-! Vhat happened to you?" said Germany.

"She," Kenzie pointed to Rochelle, "threw me out a window! It's a good thing all those ugly flowers broke my fall or who know what would have happened to me!"

"Ugly flowers?" Rochelle asked no one in particular.

"MY PETUNA'S!" Germany was seriously spazing out, guess the girls finally drove him to his breaking point.

"You two! Out! Now!" with that said, Germany swiftly picked the two girls up and threw them out of his house, slamming the door behind him.

Rochelle and Kenzie just sat there a few minutes, in shock.

"Kenzie?"

"Huh?"

"Did he-…were we just kicked out?"

"I…think so."

"Do you know what this means?"

"…I'll never be able to take naked picture of Germany in the shower when he's not looking. T_T"

Rochelle looked at Kenzie with an -_- face for a few minutes before smacking her upside the head.

"OUCH!"

"No, idiot! It means we need to find a new place to crash, or we'll be sleeping on the streets!"

Kenzie gasped, "But there are sketchy people living on the streets! What if someone gets high on bath salts, then eats us?" the brunet was starting to panic.

"Just stay calm! I've got a plan!" Rochelle attempted to calm Kenzie down.

"A plan? What plan?"

"Ok, so the two of us split up, got it? I'll go ask all the hot male nations if we can crash at their places, and you can go and look for a house we could rent in case all those bitches say no. How's that sound?" Rochelle elaborated.

"I have a feeling I'm getting the short end of the stick on this, but ok. I'll go look at houses while you flirt with the nations. I'm sure I won't end up getting into some sort of shenanigan and need rescuing." Kenzie huffed.

"Damn strait! Call me if you find a good place to stay."

Rochelle started walking away when Kenzie shrieked "WAIT!" nearly giving Rochelle a heart attack in the process.

"What! What the hells wrong!" Rochelle turned, expecting to see Kenzie being molested by a long haired blond, with beard stubbles on his chin…or maybe France.

Kenzie held out her fist.

"Goodbye fist pump?" she said with a happy smile.

Needless to say, Rochelle was kind of pissed. Ragefull smoke was starting to come out of her ears.

"…You're joking. -_-" she said through gritted teeth.

"Nope! :D"

Rochelle reluctantly did the fist pump (with twice as much force as necessary), mumbling the entire time about 'the idiots she puts up with in her life'.

"See you soon!" with that said, Kenzie ran off, leaving nothing but a trail of smoke behind her.

Rochelle sighed. "That idiot. Time to find a certain Prussian stud muffin!" she walked off in a much happier mood, a slight skip in her step.

*about 10 minutes later*

Rochelle was creeping in the bushes around Germany's house looking for the Prussia. In the back of her mind, she knew it was probably a bad idea to secretly live in the basement of the house she had been kicked out of, with two other people…but why pass up a chance to flirt with the albino?

She saw a window that looked like it went into the basement. Naturally, she started banging on it as loud as she could, completely forgetting Germany was still in the house and that she was supposed to stay quiet.

"Prussia?" she whispered. "Prussssiiiiaaaaaaa?"

There was still no answer. Rochelle started to get annoyed.

"Open up, you son of an ass!" she said a bit louder, smooching her face up against the window.

"Rochelle? What are you doing?" came Prussia's voice from behind her.

Rochelle spun around so fast she nearly gave herself whiplash.

"There you a-!…Ah!…MAHHHH!" Rochelle's eyes got super huge and blood came exploding from her nose.

Prussia stood before her in nothing but an incredibly tiny, incredibly tight, neon blue Speedo that had 'carry my package' spelled out across the front in big, sparkly, PINK letters.

"Well, whatdaya want?" Prussia huffed. "Can't you see I'm working on my awesome tan?" after finishing his statement, he flexed, showing off his milky white (and definitely NOT tan) muscles.

Rochelle's brain couldn't take the sexiness anymore, and within seconds she was laying on the ground, passed out cold. Blood still gushing from her nose.

"Rochelle…You ok?" asked Prussia, who brought out his trusty old pocking stick to jab her in the head a few times. After a few minutes of unresponsive poking, he got bored and left….Rochelle stayed passed out on the ground.

*Meanwhile, somewhere in Russia*

"Wow! This looks like a neat place!" Kenzie (who was wearing a big, puffy jacket) happily said.

She stood before a black, medieval looking castle. All the snow around her feet was an unnatural grey color. Lightning flashed behind the house every four minutes, making the place look like an evil face with each flash. There was an entire flock of angry looking Russian vultures, who were eyeing Kenzie hungrily…or maybe they were watching the dead dog laying in the middle of the front yard, who knows...

All in all, the place had 'deathtrap' written all over it. There were even signs that said 'turn back if you want to live' hammered in the ground. But Kenzie wasn't able to read the atmosphere...or the faded, old warnings.

"So can you give me a tour now?" Kenzie turned to see the contractor driving away like a madman, leaving poor little Kenzie all on her own.

"Huh? That was weird. He didn't even give me the key to the house." Kenzie pouted.

"May as well see if the place is unlocked. Then there might be a working phone I could use to call Rochelle for help." she then skipped up the rickety old stairs.

She turned the knob and was surprised when she heard a 'click' signaling the door was unlocked.

"What idiot leaves their door unlocked?"

She didn't ponder the question for long once she had gotten inside. She turned to close the door only to see it had closed itself.

"What the…? Oh well, guess the wind shut it…" Kenzie stripped the puffy marshmallow jacket off and started looking around the house.

*back with Rochelle*

After waking up alone in a pool of her own blood with Prussia no where in sight, Rochelle decided it was time to start asking the other nations to let her and Kenzie mooch off them.

At the moment, she was at the Italy twins house.

"Ve! Ve ve ve ve VE veve vE veveve ve Ve veveveveve." Italy said…again.

"For the LAST TIME! I. Don't. Understand!" Rochelle screamed.

Italy just looked at her for a second. "Ve?"

"For the love of-! Can you even say anything else?" Italy thought about her question for a second before getting a eureka look on his face.

"PASSSTTTAAAAA!"

Rochelle banged her head against the table they were sitting at. Then Romano walked in.

"Thank God! Romano, can me and Kenzie crash here for a few chapters?" Rochelle had a hopeful, puppy dog look on her face.

"Fuck damn fuck bastardo damn CHIGGGIIIII!"

Rochelle resumed her head banging from earlier.

*back with Kenzie*

Our little brunet friend had been searching for a phone for what seemed like hours now, only to get hopelessly lost in the maze of a house. And to make matters worse, she couldn't help but get the feeling something was watching her.

"Maybe if I make a left here….no, I keep going strait…or is it right?"

She heard a rustle from behind her.

"Who's there?" Kenzie whipped around to see…nothing. Another shuffle noise came from the corner, and Kenzie thought she saw a bit of fur. Kenzie grabbed the nearest thing she could use as a weapon…which just happen to be a feather duster.

"I'm warning you! Come out, before I go AIDs Fairy on you!"

A huge shadow of something with monstrous claws and sharp looking teeth came up on the wall and started moving towards Kenzie.

Kenzie braced herself for a vicious battle. The shadow continued to get closer…and smaller? Then, out of no where, about twenty fuzzy little bunnies came hopping around the corner, stopping around Kenzie's feet.

"What the-? You guys aren't a monster at all!" one of the rabbits wiggled it's nose. "So CUTTTEEEE!"

The rabbits just sat there, acting all cute and innocent.

"Sorry guys. But I really have to find a phone or a way out of here. So I'll see you around!" Kenzie hadn't even taken two steps away when a bottle was hurled past her, barely missing her head. It shattered into a million pieces against the wall. She turned around, bug eyed, to look at the rabbits.

"Bunny rabbits?"

One of the rabbits was holding a strong looking rope and a gag ball, while another was holding a bottle of chloroform. All the rabbits were looking at Kenzie like she was the hottest piece of meat they had ever seen.

"…Bunnies? 0_0"

They started hopping closer.

"Oh shit!" Kenzie started running for her life, twenty sexually confused rabbits followed close behind her.

* with Germany*

Germany had been calmly doing his paper word, rejoicing in the quiet and calm, before an electric jolt went through his body.

"V-vhat vas that?" another jolt went through his body. Germany's eyes got big.

"My dumb ass in danger senses are tingling! Rochelle and Kenzie must be in trouble!"

The German grabbed his car keys and coat, and went out of the house in search of the two girls.

*with Rochelle*

France opened his front door and was surprised to see Rochelle nearly in tears.

"Mon ami! Why do you look so down?" he cooed.

"Hey Francy-Pants. Can I come in for a while?" she said.

"If I may ask, are you alone at the moment?" France asked, looking around for Kenzie or someone else that might be a witness.

"Um, yeah." Rochelle answered. "Why?"

"Right this way, my beautiful little guest!" the Frenchman gushed.

Once the door was shut (and firmly locked), France went to the only chair in the entire room and popped a squat.

He gave Rochelle a charming smile.

"Won't you have a seat?" he said in a deep voice.

Rochelle looked around the room.

"France, there's only one chair in this room, and your ass is plopped down in it. -_-"

France gave a fake surprised face.

"Why, it seems you're right!" he 'thought' for a few minutes, "I suppose you could just sit on my lap if you want…don't want to be a bad host after all. ^3^"

"…I don't know…something about this seems fishy…" Rochelle was reluctant.

"Come now. What's odd about a teenage girl sitting in the lap of a grown man she only recently met?" he batted his eyelashes innocently.

"Well…I guess I can see the reason in that." Rochelle started walking to France, but a noise form outside caught her attention. "Am I hearing…police sirens?"

No sooner had she said that, than a loud voice could be heard from outside.

"Francis Bonnefoy, come out with your hands up! We know what you did with those underage girls, you sick bastard!" the voice said.

"Damn! Those coppers found me!" France cursed.

"Huh?" Rochelle was meanwhile clueless as to what was going on.

"We have a warrant for your arrest! Your going to do hard time for your crimes, Bonnefoy!" the voice said from outside.

France turned to Rochelle.

"Got to hide you! I can smooth talk my way out of this if you disappear! They don't call me butter lips for nothing!"

"…butter lips?" Rochelle was still trying to figure out what was going on.

France pulled a lever that magically appeared out of thin air, releasing a trap door Rochelle had been standing on.

"WAHHHHH!"

There was no trace of Rochelle's visit left.

"Honhonhon! Butter lips gets away again!" France chuckled.

*with Kenzie and the woodland creatures*

Kenzie huffed as she tried to close the door the sexually confused rabbits were pushing against.

"I'M NOT READY FOR A COMMITED REALTIONSHIP!" she screamed through the door. The rabbits only pushed harder. Those adorable little shits were going to force their way into the room if she didn't close the door quick.

"Ah! Err! Um! Look! It's Mr. McGregory! He'll bake you into pies if you don't run away!"

The rabbits stopped for a few seconds to look around, but Kenzie quickly slammed the door in their fuzzy little faces.

"Haha! Suck it, rabbits!" she yelled through the door. The rabbits started scrapping at the door.

"Good luck finding me once you dig through the door, suckers!" then Kenzie ran off.

After a good fifteen minutes of nonstop running, she figured she was safe…until she saw her surroundings.

Now, she stood in what looked like a cave. It was too dark for her to really tell or not. And if she listened carefully, she heard something like deep breathing.

After her experience with the rabbits, Kenzie wasn't about to call out to whatever was in this place. But apparently it didn't make a difference, since she had already been spotted.

Kenzie gasped when she saw a pair of glowing red eyes staring at her from a corner.

"EEP!"

A seven foot tall minotaur stood before her, looking at her with pure hate.

"…O_O…" Kenzie was speechless.

"MMMOOOOOOOO!" the minotaur charged for her.

Kenzie screamed like she was being murdered and ran away.

*somewhere…*

Rochelle came flying out of a pipe and onto the middle of a street somewhere in England.

"Damn French bastard!" she mumbles, trying not to wince at all the bruises she had acquired on the bumpy ride (that's what she said!).

"May as well go see England next."

It took Rochelle about half an hour to find the Brits house. Once she was up to the door, she started banging so loud she wouldn't be surprised if Russia was able to hear her from his place.

An annoyed looking England answered the door, took one look at Rochelle, and slammed the door in her face.

"C'mon England! Open up! It's because I'm black, ISN'T IT!" she bitched.

England reopened the door, but not enough for Rochelle to slip in.

"No. It's because the only thing I do in these crackfics is fight with America and France!" he griped.

"…but that's all you DO do. -_-"

"No! I want to have more parts in these things!"

"Ok, ok. I'll tell you what, if you let me and Kenzie stay here for a while, I'll force AlwaysTomorrow to give you a big part once 'Russian Horror House' is over with. How's that?"

England sighed in defeat.

"I suppose that would be ok. But I expect you to eat all my cooking-"

"I'm out!" Rochelle ran for the nearest nation she knew…which just so happen to be Russia.

*back with Kenzie and minotaur*

"FUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK!" Kenzie shrieked as she went flying down the giant waterslide.

"MOOOOOOOO!"

Oh, and the minotaur was on the waterslide only feet behind her.

"How did I even get on this thing?" Kenzie screamed to herself. She started desperately flailing around trying to get further ahead of the minotaur…surprisingly, this actually worked.

Kenzie came splashing into an Olympic sized pool at the end of the slide, and did an insanely fast doggy paddle to the side of the pool to get out.

No sooner had she scampered out of the pool, than the minotaur came crashing into the water. Sparks went flying as the minotaur tried to get out of the water. The fur on its face melted away to reveal a shiny metal undercoat. Kenzie was at a loss for words.

"It's a robot!" she said breathlessly.

The robotic minotaur was still attempting to get to Kenzie.

"Ah! Gotta go!" she yelled before sprinting off.

*at Russia's house*

Rochelle was exhausted. Finding a place to stay had been harder than she had thought. The only close nations left were Russia and China. And China still hadn't forgiven her for abducting and cosplaying as him that one time (read second chapter).

She was just lifting her hand to knock on the door, but Russia opened it before she ever got the chance.

"Hello Rochelle." he said, signature smile on his face.

"Hi Russia…I was wondering if I could ask you a favor…"she said.

Russia smiled a bit wider.

"You and Kenzie need a place to stay, da?"

"Yeah! How'd you know that?"

"I have tiny microphones set up in all the nations houses. :3" he said.

"…That's not creepy at all. Thanks for letting us stay, though!" Rochelle didn't notice the crazed look that took over the Russians features.

"Why don't we talk about pay now?" he said.

"Pay? I don't got no money!" Rochelle huffed.

"Kolkolkolkol." the Russian laughed. "Then you and Kenzie will just have to pay me with something else."

"…dancing for your entertainment?" Rochelle said, clueless.

"Hmmmm," Russia said. "more like become once with Russia. All day, every day, da? I'll switch between you and Kenzie whenever you pass out from dehydration."

"Become one-, NO!" Rochelle yelled.

"Do you have any other options."

"Well…no."

"Then become one with Russia."

Rochelle thought about this for a few minutes.

"It's not like I couldn't handle this. But Kenzie has no stamina. She'd be dead before you even took your pants off."

"I could give her an energy bar, da? ^J^" Russia said.

Rochelle didn't get the chance to make a snappy comeback, because at that very minute, Germany broke down Russia's door.

"Rochelle! Thank Gott, you're alright!" he frantically looked around. "Vhere's Kenzie?"

Rochelle just stood there, wondering what had Germany tied up in such a knot.

"Kenz? She went house hunting earlier today. Why?"

"SHE'S IN DANGER! The dumb ass in danger senses are tingling!" Germany yelled.

"Dumb ass in-" Germany cut Rochelle off.

"You'd have them too if you put up vith Italy as long as I have. -_-"

Rochelle's eyes got big.

"Holy shit! Then Kenzie MUST be in trouble!" Rochelle was freaking out until her phone started ringing. She quickly flipped it out and turned it on speaker so everyone could hear.

"Kenzie! Are you alright!" Rochelle yelled at the phone.

"Minotaur! Rabbits! Waterslide! Forgot I had my cell phone! HELP!" static came, signaling Kenzie had been cut off from them.

"Kenzie? Kenzie?" Germany yelled.

"We've lost her! We have to help her!" Rochelle screamed.

"How? We don't even know where she is!" Germany argued.

Russia was sitting with a look of wonder on his face while the two were fighting.

"Actually, it sounded like she was in my old summer home." Russia commented.

"WHAT?" Rochelle and Germany screamed at the same time.

"Da. She could be in real trouble!" Russia started to see the severity of the situation.

"What do you mean, 'trouble'?" Rochelle asked.

*with Kenzie*

Kenzie ran up to another door and opened it, hoping it was a way out.

"AHHHHH!" she screamed, as she was buried alive by a mountain of Tickle-Me-Elmo's.

*with the others*

Germany and Rochelle's eyes were as big as plates.

"Oh no! We have to get her out of there!" Rochelle said in a worried voice.

"If you thought the Elmo's were bad, you haven't seen anything yet." even Russia was starting to feel worried for Kenzie.

Germany pulled out his phone.

"I'm calling everyone for backup! Ve'll get Kenzie out of this place!"

"Poor Kenzie!" Rochelle sobbed.

Dear lord! My arms are killing me after all this writing! *gasp* Whatever will happen to our lovable little Kenzie? If anyone has something they want to happen, please message me. I'm always open to peoples ideas.

And PLEASE FOR ALL THAT IS WONDERFUL, review. Kenzie might just die if you don't. *threatening look*