Hehehe! Hi everyone! Hope you enjoy the new chapter!

Special thanks to princess-of-all-sayins and Em-Chan (sorry Em-Chan, I cant spell your user name T_T). And an even super specialer thanks to everybody who reviewed my story! I LOVE YOU GUYS!

*story start*

"So we all know the situation at the moment, right?" asked Germany. "Kenzie has gotten herself stuck in Russia's summer home and is in desperate need of assistance." he answered his own question.

"Why on earth is she in this house again?" asked England.

"This is Kenzie we're talking about here." butted in Rochelle, who wanted a line in this conversation. "She probably thought she saw something shiny inside and just had to have it. -_-" she had been worried about her friend before, but now she was pissed that she had to save Kenzie in yet another chapter.

"Well we aren't helping her by sitting around talking!" America yelled, then turned to Russia. "Yo! Russia! Where is this place, man?" he asked.

Russia gave America a confused look.

"I don't know." he answered.

"WHAT?" everyone in the room screamed.

"But it's your house-aru! How do you mot know where it is-aru!" China yelled in exasperation.

"Don't worry guys! I've already found this place on my I-phone." said Canada…he went unnoticed.

"We wirr find Kenzie!" Japan said, a look of determination on his face.

"Yeah! We'll search every house in Russia if we have to!" said Switzerland, who was at the meeting for some reason (yay for Switzerland part).

"But I said I've already-" Canada began, but everyone was already running out of the house and cramming into the pasta mobile Italy had brought with him. No one realized they left Canada behind (Canada's so abused XD).

*with Kenzie*

Kenzie was eating some sort of fancy dinner in a big, yellow ball gown with the Beast (from Beauty and the Beast) sitting across from her.

"So…" Kenzie said, trying to make small talk. "Ever heard of a razor?"

Yeah. She wasn't that good at casual conversations.

The Beast stood up and walked over to Kenzie, extending his hand (paw?) so they could dance…Kenzie slapped his hand away like it had some sort of disease.

"Hands off, Fluffy! I don't dance!"

The Beast growled before grabbing Kenzie's shoulders and swinging her around the ballroom so hard her feet weren't even touching the floor.

"OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OH SHIT! IM GONNA THROW UPPPPP!" a slightly green Kenzie screamed…the Beast never even slowed down.

Then the door to the ballroom came crashing down. Where the door once stood, was the (now shiny) robotic minotaur.

Kenzie face: (0_0)"

The Beast dropped Kenzie on her ass and roared at the minotaur. In turn, the minotaur blew smoke out of its nose. After a dramatic stare-down where a tumble weed blew past them, the two charged each other.

Kenzie took the opportunity to sneak into the bathroom to hide.

*with everyone else*

"What does this place look like?" France asked.

"If I remember correctly, the entryway to Hell." answered Russia.

"Do you have a generar idea about where it is?" asked Japan.

"…no…" Russia was getting tired of answering all the questions.

Everyone groaned for the millionth time day. Then America suddenly screamed out.

"STOPPPPP!"

The car went to a screeching halt, leaving smoke behind because of the friction. England hit his head on the steering wheel, Rochelle rammed her shoulder into the window, and everyone that had been sitting in the back seat was hurled to the front of the car (on top of Rochelle and England). Needless to say, everyone was distorted and in a great deal of pain.

America had jumped out of the car before it had even come to a complete stop.

"What the Herr?" mumbled Japan, who couldn't breath properly because China had landed on top of him (and we all know China is heavy).

"Ah! My shoulder!" Rochelle screamed. "I-I think it's broken!"

"It doesn't even look bruised to me." said Russia, who was in an awkward pretzel position about two inches from Rochelle's shoulder.

"Shudup Ivan. -_-" Rochelle said in a threatening voice.

"You still conscious, Angletere?" asked France.

He never got a response because England had gotten a concussion.

"I guess that's a no…" France mumbled to himself.

While everyone was detangling themselves, America came skipping back into the car like a happy-go-lucky schoolgirl; McDonalds bag in hand.

"America?" Rochelle said, a look of pure rage on her face.

"Hmmm?" America got out between mouthfuls of his Big Mac.

"Tell me you didn't nearly kill all of us because you had the munchies-aru!" China screamed.

America stopped eating (it's a miracle!) long enough to answer the question.

"Well, actually I had to take a leak really bad. There just happen to be a McDonalds next to the gas station. :3"

"What the bloody hell, idiot!" England didn't have his concussion anymore…

"You're telling me you nearly killed us 'cause you had to take a piss! You ARE an idiot!" Rochelle agreed with England. "I'd kill you if you weren't the personification of my country!"

"Well that was kind of harsh. :I" mumbled America.

"KIND OF HARSH-ARU!" screamed China.

Russia was meanwhile glairing daggers at America, while still trying to get out of his pretzel position…he wasn't doing very well…

Italy realized America was going to get his ass kicked if he didn't do something to relieve the tension.

"Oh! Um! I like pasta!" he suddenly screamed. It didn't make matters any better, but it did distract everyone long enough for Italy to start talking reason.

"C'mon guys! We have to save Kenzie, remember? Let's go save her then go home so AlwaysTomorrow can start on the Valentines Day special. What do you say?" Italy said.

If it weren't for the fact that what Italy had said made sense, everyone would have had an epic death match then and there.

"Fine." everyone grumbled.

"Alright! Back to saving Kenzie!" Italy sang.

*with Kenzie*

"This is the creepiest bathroom I've ever seen." Kenzie said to herself.

She was now walking down the Chamber of Secrets after finding a sink-door in the real bathroom upstairs.

"Holy shit! Is that blood?" she screamed, and her eye caught a bit of red. She walked closer to the color.

The Chamber of Secrets has been opened. Enemies of the heir, beware.

"Da fuck?"

Kenzie reached out and ran her finger over the 'blood' then licked the red substance off her finger.

"Nommy! It's ketchup! :D" she said, ready to lick the rest of the ketchup off the wall.

Then a slithering noise could me heard.

"Huh? That sounded like a giant blind snake! Screw this place, with it's ketchup warnings! I'm leaving this shit to a four eyed 12 year old!"

She ran away before the snake found her.

*with everyone else*

Our favorite hero's were huddled in a small bar in the middle of Antarctica, with a vicious snow storm howling outside.

"This looks familiar." said Russia.

"It would look familiar, dumbass. There's nothing around here but snow." Rochelle mumbled, making sure the Russian couldn't hear what she was saying.

"We aren't even in Russia anymore." said England. "Isn't your summer home somewhere in your country?"

"Hmmm, I guess that would make sense." said Russia.

"So it's back to Russia, then?" asked France.

"Yup." said America.

Everyone started shuffling back out to the car.

"Wait a minute, guys!" yelled Italy.

"Huh?" everyone turned towards the Italian.

There stood Italy, holding a big, fluffy penguin.

"Can I keep it?"

"Nein." Germany answered.

"Please?"

"Nein."

"Please?"

"Nein. -_-"

"PLEASE?"

"For the love of-, no Italy. You can't bring the penguin with you." England spoke up.

"B-but we've already BONDED! I even named him! Reginald wants to live with me!" Italy sobbed.

"Reginald? You named the penguin Reginald?" asked France.

"Yes?" Italy said.

"Ita gets a penguin? Can I get one too!" America spoke up.

"NO!" everyone screamed.

"Just let him bring it with him!" Rochelle snapped. "I'm getting cold!" no one was able to argue with that kind of logic. So Reginald the penguin ended up going back to Russia with the rest of the gang.

*with Kenzie*

The poor girl was literally dragging herself through the mansion at this point.

"O-oh man! What sort of cruel torture is this place going to put me through next?"

Just about then, Kenzie spotted a pink box with a note on top of it.

"What be this?" Kenzie walked up to the mysterious box.

She ignored the note to examine to box. Turns out, it was a fifteen piece Disney Princess puzzle, with a picture of a smiling three year old on the front.

"Huh?" then Kenzie picked up the note that had fallen to the ground.

Dear Kenzie,

I'm getting tired of watching you run around like a chicken with its head cut of and hearing you scream (and cuss) every 5 minutes. So I've decided to give you this one chance to free yourself from my clutches. If you can put this fifteen piece Disney Princess puzzle for children of ages two and up together, then I'll let you go. And if you somehow manage to screw this one up, then you're on your own…

sincerely,

Russia's Summer House

Kenzie just stood there for a few minutes, letting the words sink in.

"Pshhh!" she scoffed. "This'll be a piece of cake! Freedom, here I come!"

*seven hours later*

Kenzie was sobbing on the floor, the unmade puzzle pieces scattered around her; mocking her. She desperately tried to force two pieces to fit together…it wasn't happening.

"W-w-why's this so HARD!" she blubbered, before glaring at the puzzle box.

"Ages two and up my ass! This thing's impossible!"

Kenzie got up and stormed out of the room.

*with everyone else*

"SQUAK!" Reginald squawked for the 984,573rd time since they had started driving.

"Will you please get that thing to shut the hell up!" Germany snapped at Italy.

"Yes sir, Mr. Germany sir!" Italy saluted. "Bad Reginald! Be quiet!" he 'scolded'.

"SQUAKKKKKK!" Reginald threw his body against the pasta mobiles window, shattering it, and landed on the road.

"REGINALD NOOOO!" screamed Italy, who jumped out of the window after his beloved penguin.

"BWAAAA!" everyone screamed. The care came to a screeching halt…again (luckily, everyone was wearing their seat belts this time). The group ran out of the car and towards the two figures lying on the road.

"Itary! Are you okay?" Japan yelled.

"Guys, come look at Reginald!" Italy yelled back (yeah, he jumped out of a moving car and survived without a scratch).

Everyone surrounded the penguin, who was currently busy sniffing out the ground like a blood hound.

"…Are penguins supposed to do that?" Germany asked. Everyone just shrugged.

"We are in a crackfic. Anything's possible at this point." Rochelle said.

"SQUAKKKK!" squawked Reginald, picking up someone's scent.

"What is it boy? Do you smell Kenzie?" Rochelle asked.

"SQUAK!"

"She's in a house about four miles from here?" asked France, who understood penguin.

"SQUAK!"

"Can you take us to her, boy?" asked Italy.

"SQUAK!" Reginald started frantically wobbling in the direction of Kenzie's scent.

"He's taking us to her! C'mon guys!" said America.

What no one realized was that penguins waddle really slowly, so it was going to take a while before they got to Kenzie.

*with Kenzie*

"There has to be a map of the house around here somewhere!"

Kenzie had found a large, formal looking office, with many important looking papers scattered around the room. She was frantically looking for anything that might help her get out.

"Russian plans to assassinate the president? No." the threw that paper away.

"Nuclear weapons being secretly mass-produced in Russia? No!" she threw that paper in the fireplace.

"Printed lemons written by different people on fan fiction…" Kenzie slipped those in her bra to read later.

"No! There's nothing useful in here!" Kenzie sobbed.

"How the heck am I going to get out of this place?" she leaned against a wall that had a secret trigger build into it that caused the wall on the opposite end of the room to slide open.

"Eh?"

Kenzie walked into the new room and gasped at what she saw.

"A car! Oh, thank you, God! Now I can drive out of this place!"

Kenzie started walking towards the fancy car, but just as she started reaching for the door handle, a hundred ninja flamingo's swooped down and karate punched Kenzie all the way back to the secret door.

Kenzie slowly got up on shaky legs, and glared her pink assailants down.

"I've been stuck in this nightmare of a house for too long to let a bunch of feather butts stand between me and my freedom!" she then pulled out a pair of nun-chucks and leaped into a battle with the flamingo's.

I'm not going to go into to much detail about that fight. All I'm going to say, is that it was even more epic then those fight scenes in The Lord of the Rings movies, and feathers were everywhere by the time Kenzie was through with the ninja flamingo's.

"Humph!" Kenzie huffed, adjusting her bra strap. "That's what happens when you mess with the AIDs Fairy!"

She got into the car and turned the key into the ignition. The machine roared to life.

"Haha! Time to pull this baby out of-" Kenzie just realized there wasn't any garage door to pull the car out of.

"N-no. No! No no no no no! NOOOO!" Kenzie started twitching really weirdly.

"If there isn't a garage door, then I'll just have to MAKE one!" she said in an insane voice.

The pushed the gas peddle down as far as it would go. The car zoomed forward, and crashed through the house wall.

After a few wall were broken through, the car was outside, and zooming away from the house.

"Free! Free! FREEEE!" Kenzie sang to herself. Then her phone started singing 'I'm Sexy and I Know It', signaling she had gotten a text from Rochelle.

"Hehehehehe! I'll read my message while driving! That sounds safe!" of course, Kenzie knew only selfish dumb asses text and drive, but she wasn't really in the right frame of mind at the moment, so she slipped he phone open and read the message.

On our way, stupid!

Kenzie temporarily looked back at the road before she was going to text back. The last thing she saw was a big streetlight.

CRASHHHH!

*with everyone else*

"SQUAK!"

Reginald had actually managed to find Russia's summer home.

"This it?" asked America.

"Da." answered Russia.

"We aren't going in that scary place, are we?" asked Italy, who was cowering behind Germany.

"We have to!" said Rochelle. "Kenzie's in there somewhere!"

"Yes. We must 'elp 'er." agreed France.

The group started making their way towards the front porch when Rochelle's phone started ringing.

"Hold up a minute!" said England. "That might be Kenzie!"

Everyone crowded around Rochelle as she answered the phone.

"Hello?"

The suspense was so thick you could cut it with a knife.

Suddenly Rochelle screamed, "SHE'S WHAT?"

*one hour later*

The gang stormed the police station in search of Kenzie.

"I've found her!" Russia called out.

Everyone gathered around the cell Kenzie was being held in. Said girl was drenched in her own sweat, curled up in a ball, rocking back and forth slowly. She would occasionally mumble something like 'flamingo' or 'street lamp'.

"Can I help you people?" came a sharp, uptight voice.

Everyone turned to see a thin. Blond woman, who looked like she was in her mid thirty's.

"And you are?" asked France, who was working his charm.

"I'm Lutinit S. S. Spicy Sauce." she woman reached up to her forehead and pulled down a zipper, revealing a half Japanese girl, with short black hair (with red highlights in it), who looked to be around Kenzie and Rochelle's age. "But all of you can call me Em-Chan."

Everyone face: (0_0)

"Anyone else not see that one coming?" asked Rochelle.

"Anyways, we need to get our friend out of here." England said to Em-Chan.

"Oh, is that why you're here? Sure, let me get her out for you." Em-Chan said.

The minute Kenzie was released from her cell, she was glomping and crying on everyone she could get her hands on.

"I-I-It was t-t-terrible!" she sobbed.

Everyone just kind of patted her on the back, to tired to do any real comforting.

Kenzie sniffed.

"H-hey Rochelle?"

"Yeah?"

Kenzie pointed to Reginald. "What's up with the penguin?"

Rochelle never got to answer the question, because at that moment, the robotic minotaur broke the door down.

"MOOOOO-, eh?" the minotaur looked at Reginald. Reginald looked at the minotaur.

It was obviously love at first sight.

"Awwwwww." Em-Chan gushed.

"…I don't understand." said Japan.

"Just role with it-aru." said China.

The robotic minotaur and Reginald grabbed each others hands and flew off into the sunset. They would eventually have many robotic penguin babies that had horns…and breathed fire…

"Well that was strange." commented Russia.

"So what was it like in that house?" asked Italy.

"Terrible! I'm never going there again as long as I live!" Kenzie swore.

"…You're not going to be living in my house from now on to, are you?" Germany asked Em-Chan.

"How coincidental! I've been looking for a place to stay! Thanks for asking, Germany!" Em-Chan answered.

"What? No! I didn't-"

"WAIT A MINUTE!" Kenzie and Rochelle screamed. "Does this mean we can still live with you!" Rochelle asked.

"…" Germany sighed and massaged his temples. "I…suppose so."

"Me too?" asked Em-Chan.

"Yeah sure. Sounds fun. Lets go home."

"Yay!" the three girls cheered.

That night the girls bonded over their love of Hetalia parings, and Germany had to get drunk off his ass to sleep through their nonstop laughing.

THE END!

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