I'm doing a fairly good job at posting regularly! I'm shocked! Anyways, hope you guys enjoy this, and review at the end! Pretty pretty please review! I'll give you a heart! 3
*story start*
The month was now February. And we all know what that means!
"Black history month?" Rochelle asked AlwaysTomorrow.
"What? NO! Well, yes; but I was taking about Valentines day. :I" answered AlwaysTomorrow.
"Oh. Okay."
Back to the story. It was the month of mushy gushy love and the nations were having their annual Valentines day party. But Kenzie, Rochelle, and Em-Chan were no where to be found.
"It's so quiet without those three around." said England.
"I KNOW! ISN'T IT GREAT!" America screamed into England's ear.
"Never mind." England mumbled.
"Where are the women anyways?" asked France.
"Maybe they're in the kitchen where women are supposed to be, da?" mused Russia.
"Not cool-aru!" China defended women's rights.
At that moment the front door came crashing open. Rochelle, Kenzie, and Em-Chan all stood there in pink, fuzzy valentines day lingerie. Kenzie was holding one of those heart arrows those naked babies use to make people fall in love. Rochelle was holding a heart shaped mallet that would make people fall in love with one whack on the head. And last, but not least, Em-Chan was holding a heart shaped machine gun that makes people fall in love if they're shot.
"What the hell's going on?" Prussia screamed.
"We're gonna be cupid, bitches!" Em-Chan yelled.
Within seconds, the three girls had descended on the helpless nations. Kenzie was shooting arrows left and right. Rochelle was knocking people around the room like they were made of air! Em-Chan had taken about half the people in the room out in five seconds with her machine gun of love.
The nation personifications never stood a chance.
"That was easier that I expected." Em-Chan said afterwards.
"You're right. I at least expected them to put up a bit of a fight-" Kenzie cut Rochelle off by screaming.
"Ohmygosh! What are Russia and England doing!"
The other two girls turned to see what Kenzie was going on about.
England and Russia were currently snuggling on the floor.
Girls faces: O_O
"Russia, you're just the most handsome, wonderful, NOT blood thirsty person I've ever met! Mushy gushy lovey dovey love!"
Girls faces: O_X
"Oh England! Your eyebrows turn me on, baby! Lovey dovey mushy gushy mushy gush!"
Girls faces: X_X
"Lets become one together, da?" Russia asked, the look on Englands face showed he was going to say yes.
"NOOOOO!" the three girls screamed.
"WHAT HAVE WE DONE!" Em-Chan screamed.
"OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!" Kenzie was screaming.
"Wait a minute? Who is everyone else paired with?" Rochelle asked.
The three turned to see a horrific sight.
France and Germany were hard core making out against a nearby wall, America was proposing to Italy with a hamburger-shaped ring, Prussia was also proposing to Italy with a Gilbird shaped ring (you know, that bird), the love had had a negative effect on Italy and he was glaring at his two proposes, China and Canada were rubbing against each other like two love deprived cats (they kind of are), and Japan was stroking and whispering sweet nothings to a random pillow lying on the couch.
"WHAT IS THIS FUCKERY?" shrieked Rochelle.
"To! Many! Crack pairings!" Kenzie screamed.
"Have China and Canada ever even met?" Em-Chan asked, coping surprisingly fast to the terror of the situation.
"We can't let these parings happen!" Kenzie said in a determined voice.
"Damn strait! Cupids, CHARGE!" Rochelle yelled. The girls once again descended on the lovebirds.
*ten minutes later*
Germany and Italy were snuggled up on the couch watching sappy romance comedy movies with little hearts floating over their heads, China was sitting in Russia's lap like a content little cat while Russia petted his head (pretending China was a content little cat), England and America were sharing a milk shake in the kitchen while getting lost in each others eyes, Prussia had his arm wrapped around Rochelle's waist while he nibbled at her neck (just so you know, this is your valentines day gift p-o-a-s), France had practically tackled Kenzie to the floor (she was having to spray the Frenchman with a water bottle every two seconds to keep this story rated T), and Em-Chan and Japan were snuggling next to a roaring fireplace (every few minutes Japan would sneak longing glance at the pillow, and Em-Chan would have to hit him)… Oh and Canada was just standing there all alone.
"Damn! We forgot about Canada!" Kenzie said, after spraying France for trying to grope her…again. "DOWN BOY! DOWN!" France whimpered and curled up at her feet.
"But there's no one left." Em-Chan said, looking around for any extra nations.
"We could give him Japans pillow." Kenzie said.
"Nooooo! I rove her!" Japan screamed. Em-Chan shot him with her love machine gun to make him shut up.
Rochelle spotted Netherland walking by the house and got a 'eureka' look on her face.
"Kenzie! Netherland at two o'clock!"
"Got it!" Kenzie lifted her love bow and arrow and shot Netherland…right in the ass.
"OUCH! What the…" Netherland got a glazed look in his eyes as he spotted Canada. The two started running towards each other in slow motion while piano music was playing in the background. They met halfway and shared a passionate kiss before jumping in Canada's maple carriage (like the one from Cinderella, only shaped like a leaf) and riding away into the sunset.
That ended the previous problem.
The trio and their new love struck boy toys just stood there, not entirely sure what to do (or ad least two of them didn't).
"…What are we supposed to do now?" Kenzie asked.
"I'm not entirely sure…I didn't really think past hooking everyone up…"Em-Chan said.
"I don't know about you two, but I'm taking my new toy for a test-drive!" Rochelle stated, dragging an eager looking Prussia into a nearby room, then shut and looked the door behind her…smexy noised ensued.
France looked at Kenzie.
"Mon cheri, would you like to take me for a test drive?"
Kenzie bitch slapped France.
"Do I look like a ho to you?"
France looked Kenzie (who was still wearing the pink, fuzzy lingerie) over with hungry eyes.
"Well, actually-" he began.
"DON'T ANSWER THAT!" Kenzie yelled. "I'm a girl that likes class. Anyone who dares to want smexy times with me must first bring me to a fancy dinner, a crappy comedy movie, and a stroll in the park at night, where he would save me from a mugger." Kenzie finished.
"Then smexy time?" France asked.
"Yes. Then smexy time." Kenzie answered.
"That sounds like an awful lot of work…but I'm in LOVE! To a fancy dinner, and AWAY!" with that said, France grabbed Kenzie by the hand and whisked her away to a fancy French (what else) restaurant.
That left Em-Chan and Japan alone in a room full of lovebirds.
"Erm…so…um…" Em-Chan blushed slightly, realizing she was the only girl that wasn't promising "something" with their stud muffins.
"I wirr now do ancient Japanese methods of courting." Japan broke the awkward silence.
"Ancient Japanese-"
"Crom this way, prease." Japan said, extending his elbow for Em-Chan to take. Em-Chan had an epic nosebleed, but was to busy clinging to Japans arm to care. The two set off.
*with Rochelle and Prussia*
…you don't want to know what those two were 'doing'.
*with Kenzie and horny Frenchman*
Kenzie sat at the fancy table, blankly staring at the green, slimy substance that was on her plate.
"This looks….interesting…" Kenzie said to France.
"Hon hon hon hon hon! Escargot is a French delicacy. You will love in, mon cheri." France said, with a slight rape face.
"Escar- You're feeding me bugs? This is supposed to be romantic?" Kenzie was getting ready to spit in the 'food' and throw it at France's face, but his big 'ol puppy dog eyes stopped her.
"If you'll try it, you'll like it." he said in an all-knowing tone.
"…fine." Kenzie mumbled as she picked up the snail…and threw it into a decorative tree when France wasn't looking.
"Nom nom nom! That was delicious!" Kenzie over-exaggerated. "Can we go to the movies now?"
France stared at her suspiciously.
"But you've only eaten one bite…how is it that you're full…?"
"Oh! Um…Honey (Kenzie's southern draw was coming out), that one snail-" France cut her off.
"Escargot!"
Kenzie huffed.
"That one bite of escargot was so amazing, that it filled me up. Now, can we please got to the movies?" she asked again.
France got another rape face.
"Hon hon hon hon hon! Impatient for what's to come later tonight, are we?" he said with a wink.
"…-_-…"
"If you are full, then of course we can go to the movies! AWAY!" he grabbed Kenzie, and literally ran all the way to the closest theater (dragging her behind him).
*with Em-Chan and Japan*
"The sakura trees are quite beautifur this time of year." Japan said, not really looking at the pink-flowered trees around him. "Armost as beautifur as you, Em-Chan."
Em-Chan turned four shades of red and had to fight off another nosebleed (Japan wasn't very happy when her blood got all over his cloths).
"T-thank you for bringing me here, Japan." she started to step closer to give the man a hug…Japan stopped her and held her at arms length.
"Em-Chan, prease! Let's not move things so fast!" he said.
"No…hug?"
"No. No hug. :I"
"…why?"
Japan sighed.
"Em-Chan, prease try to understand, I'm saving my hugs for someone speciar. If I went around just hugging everyone I felt like, then hugged someone I truly cared for, it would be like they were hugging everyone I ever had hugged!" Japan reasoned…Em-Chan didn't get it.
"…But hugs are nice! And- Wait! You've never hugged anyone?"
Japan blushed a bit.
"Werr, actuary, I have hugged someone once before…it was Itary. BUT IT WASN'T CONCENTUAL! SO IT DOSN'T COUNT!" Japan said, afraid he wound be rejected for not being a hug-virgin.
"Um…That's really ok. I'm not mad or anything." Em-Chan said, keeping the fact that she hugged her friends all the time to herself.
"Is there anywhere else you wanted to take me?" she changed the subject.
Japans face lit up.
"Yersh! Come with me, prease."
Em-Chan followed Japan away.
*with Rochelle and Prussia*
Those two were still doing the funky bunny hop on Prussia's bed…I'm not going into details.
*with Kenzie and France*
France walked back over to Kenzie from the ticket booth.
"So what movie are we seeing?" Kenzie asked excitedly.
"Oh, you'll like it, it's a classic!" France said.
"What is it? What is it?" Kenzie asked, jumping up and down like a little girl.
"It is a surprise." France smirked at Kenzie's behavior. "Shall we go see it now?"
"Yessss!" Kenzie agreed.
*ten minutes later*
The lights in the theater dimmed, signaling the movie was about to start. Kenzie squealed with excitement.
"Here it comes." France said, as the opening of Beauty and the Beast in 3D started on the big screen.
Kenzie started having a panic attack, the memory of the Beast in Russia's summer house still vivid in her mind.
"Look, it's the ballroom scene!" France said, not noticing the hell Kenzie was going through.
That did it. It was said that Kenzie's screams could be heard all the way in Japan.
*with Em-Chan and Japan*
"Wow!" Em-Chan said, wide eyed. "This is amazing!"
Japan had brought her to his Japanese style garden (the kinds that have little running brooks and weird, yet pretty flowers).
"Thank you." Japan beamed. "I made it myserf."
Em-Chan was getting ready to reply when she thought she heard a faint (very faint) scream.
"Did you just hear something?" Em-Chan asked.
"No. It must have been the wind." Japan said after a moment of listening.
"Hm. Guess you're right." Em-Chan said after a moment.
The two fell into a comfortable silence. A thought occurred to Japan.
"Em-Chan?" he asked.
"Yeah?"
"I was…Urm…I mean…Do you want to take our rerationship to the next rever?" Japan was blushing like mad.
"…I would get to hug you?"
"Y-yes."
Em-Chan got tears in her eyes. All of her dreams were coming true.
"Yes!" she tried to hug him, only to get held back again. "WHY YOU HOLDING ME BACK!"
"I don't want to be unprofessionar!" he said. "If I hugged you alone, in my house, people would carr you a whore! I can't do that to you!"
Em-Chan was starting to lose it.
"So we can hug at my door, where anyone could see." Japan finished.
"Ok. At your door." Em-Chan huffed.
*with Rochelle and Prussia*
These crazy kids just keep going at it!
*with Kenzie and France*
The two were walking around a park. Kenzie was still wiping tears off her face.
"Je suis desole!" France apologized for the millionth time. "I had no idea!"
Kenzie sniffed.
"It's okay." she wiped a few more tears off her face. The couple went quiet for a while.
"So… smexy time now?" France asked after a while.
"You still haven't saved me from a mugger. T_T" Kenzie reminded him.
"Oh, right." France scoped the park for any muggers, then his sight landed on a little old elderly man with a cane. "STOP YOU FEIND!" he yelled.
The little old man looked up in just enough time to get tackled by France.
*two minutes later*
The little elderly man had just finished tying up France after giving him a good beating.
"That's what you get for trying to take on the '57 world championship boxer! You little whippersnapper!" the old man grabbed his cane and slowly started walking away.
Kenzie had just sat there, watching France get the crap beat out of him by the old guy.
France squinted at Kenzie thought two black eyes.
"I saved you." he rasped.
Kenzie just sighed.
"Sure. I think you've had enough for one day."
Frances eyes went wide.
"Smexy time?" he asked.
"Smexy time." Kenzie nodded.
France jumped up and hugged Kenzie to him (which was weird because Kenzie had never untied him) and ran with her to the nearest hotel.
*with Rochelle and Prussia*
Rochelle was sitting on the bed with nothing on but the blanket wrapped around her, smoking a cigarette. Prussia was laying beside her, half dead from exhaustion.
"Today's been fun." Rochelle said. "How many times did we do it again?"
"F-fourteen." Prussia rasped.
"Wow. We're amazing! I'm still not tired…" she winked at Prussia.
"…can't we just cuddle for a while?" Prussia begged.
"Oh, okay." Rochelle started moving closer to the Prussian, but just as she was getting ready to snuggle down next to him, he threw himself off the bed and looked at her like he had just woken up from a dream.
"W-what the hell!" he took in his surroundings and who he was with.
"WHY AM I NAKED? WHY ARE YOU NAKED? WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?" he panicked.
Rochelle wasn't even fazed.
"Guess the love finally wore off." she said.
"WHAT?" Prussia was still clueless as to what was going on.
"I hit you with a love mallet and we did it fourteen times." she answered.
"NO!" he didn't believe what he was hearing.
"And I topped half the time." Rochelle added on to her earlier statement.
"…0_0.…" Prussia screamed and ran out of the house…he still wasn't wearing any cloths.
"I wonder how the others are doing…" Rochelle thought after a minute.
*with Em-Chan and Japan*
The moment hat finally come. Japan was going to let Em-Chan hug him.
"You ready?" Japan asked, opening his arms wide.
"Yup!" Em-Chan opened her arms too.
They started running towards each other in slow motion, with flowers falling in the air around them.
"Japan!" Em-Chan called out his name while they were running.
"Em-Chan!" Japan called back.
"Japan!" she called again.
"Em-Chan? What are you doing?" Japan had suddenly stopped running and was trying to figure out how he had ended up in his house.
"What do you mean 'what am I doing'?" she stopped. "I'm getting my hug!" she them started chasing the poor, dazed Asian around his home, attempting to get her hug.
Eventually Japan manager to kick hour out of his house and lock the door behind him.
"Damnit all Japan! Open up! I EARNED that hug!"
Japan never opened up.
*with Kenzie and France*
Kenzie was sprawled out on a heart shaped bed in a silky chemise. France now had a super-rape face.
"Come and get me Francey-pants!" Kenzie winked. France needed no further instruction.
He leaped high in the air and started coming down towards Kenzie, but halfway into his descent, the love wore off and he ended up falling face first on the ground, knocking himself out cold.
"France?" Kenzie kicked him in the ribs a few times to see if he'd get up.
"Guess he's not waking up." Kenzie put on her cloths and left the unconscious Frenchman in the hotel room.
As it turns out, no one ended up remembering that valentines day except for the girls (and they weren't telling what happened).
Fwew! I was afraid I wasn't going to finish this before valentines day! Thank you to everyone who reviewed!
And happy Valentines Day!