Everyone was eating BB-Q at GA's house. And when I say everyone, I mean everyone!
Me, Wally, Wally's parents, my Mom, Black Canary, Wally's Uncle Barry, Wally's Aunt Iris, Jay and Joan Garrick- whom I've actually never met before, which I find strange since I've been dating Wally for almost three years now- and Roy.
And if Roy's coming, Jade and Lian better be coming too.
From what Jade told me what her due date was, Lian should've been born about two weeks ago. I want to meet my niece khốn kiếp! Preferably before I meet my daughters! Ugh!
"Oliver? Why are there two empty chairs?" Barry asked. Ollie glanced and sighed. "Roy is bringing a date." GA groaned. So Jade is coming! Yes! "He's what? Ugh! Doesn't he know that this is a family event? Why's he bring some... Some hussy?" Dinah snapped.
I snorted, and that's when I noticed everyone staring at me. "Oh my God! You know who he's bringing!" Wally cried. I nodded, tears of laughter forming in my eyes as I was trying- and failing- to hide my giggles.
"Tell us!" Dinah begged. "No!" I giggled. "Artemis Lorraine Crock..." My Mom sighed. Thankfully Iris saved me by saying, "Hey look! Roy's here!"
I smiled as Roy walked towards the patio table where we were all sat at. "Hey Speedy, don't think I don't know who your date is!" I smirked, crossing my arms over my baby bump. Suddenly I felt two lean arms wrap around my shoulders, hugging me from behind. I turned my head, and was not at all surprised to see that it was Jade hugging me.
Everyone else however, was.
"Dude! Chesire's your date?" Wally gasped. "Yeah?" Roy shrugged. "Good to see you, Jade." Mom sighed, sipping some of her iced tea. "Hi to you too Mom." Jade grinned, kissing my cheek.
"Still fat I see." She snorted. "Still got the Mufasa hair style going I see." I retorted. In an act to show how grown up and mature me and Jade where, we blew raspberries at eachother.
"So you knew they were together?" Oliver asked. "Yeah. I ran into Jade about a month ago and we had lunch. Speaking of which where the hell's my niece I wanna hold her!" I snapped.
Jade rolled her eyes. "Chill out Aliceand hold out your arms." She said, picking up my niece, who was dressed in a pale yellow dress with a lacy white bow and matching socks, from her car seat next to her feet. She placed Lian in my arms, and I awed at er sleeping form.
She was soooo tiny! She was like a little breakable china doll!
"I'm a grandpa! You're a dad! When did that happen? How dd that happen!" Ollie yelped. "Well Oliver, when a man and a woman really love eachother, or in our case have a lot of sexual tension, they decided to-"
Oliver cut Roy off.
"I don't want details!" He wailed. "She is sooo precious! Can I keep her?" I gushed. "No!" Jade cried. "Besides in a month you're getting two!" She laughed.
At 36 weeks, I was put on bed rest for the remainder of my pregnancy. It sucked so badly! But atleast Wally was spending some time with me. Two hours a day he was by my side.
"I'm bored." I complained, as we watched tv from his bed. "I'm sorry you're bored. Wish I could do something about it." He said. We hada giant bowl of chips and a smaller bowl of dip on the bed between us, so we'd have something to eat while we watched tv.
"Hey Wally? Wanna know what I'd love?" I asked. "What?" He asked, stuffing a handful of chips in his mouth.
"An orgasm."
... And he choked on his food...
"What!" He cried, sitting up. "You heard me! I want an orgasm!" I snapped. "No! I'm not giving you one when you're 38 weeks pregnant! You might go into labor!" He yelled.
"That's the point! I want them out!" I growled angrily at him.
"Well there are other ways to naturally induce labor." He groaned. "Is it because I'm fat?" I asked, faking sadness. "No! I just don't want to have sex with my pregnant girlfriend!" He cried.
"Who said anything about sex? There's plenty of ways to have an orgasm." Now I was just making him uncomfortable.
"New subject. Now!" He groaned.
"I wish you never got me pregnant." I whined. "Don't get me wrong I'm excited about the girls, but I've been miserable the past three months!" I sighed. "Now I know how M'gann felt during her entirepregnancy with Ben!"
"Yup. And I take full responsibility for you being pregnant. However, it's your fault we're having twins." Wally said.
Excuse me?
"How the hell is that true!" I snapped. "It was your egg that split not my sperm!" He cried.
A lot of people from the team an the League have asked us how we tell the girls apart when they're still in my stomach.
The answer? We don't.
Their names are picked out, but the names haven't been given to either of them yet. Does that make sense?
Since Laura was the name we came up with first, when I deliver, Baby A will be Laura and Baby B will be Jenna.
Me and Way have their going home outfits all picked out.
They're coming home in a onesie with a little giraffe on the front, matching pants that have little white polka dots all over them, little white socks, and a bow matching the outfits.
Since they're identical, Wally doesn't want to dress them alike because he's afraid he won't be able to tell them apart.
So the outfits are the same, except one's yellow and one's pink.
Just ten more days and they'll be here! Thank God! Wait- I'm having twins! Aren't most twins out by now?
During the rare half hour I'm able to walk around, I decided to hang out with Mary in the kitchen. "You should consider yourself lucky Artemis; most twins are born prematurely and have to spend weeks in the NICU. But Jenna and Laurawill most likely be born on their due date." She said, putting away dishes.
"Oh that's not gonna happen." I said. "Why not?" Mary asked.
"Because I'm pretty sure my water just broke."
Khốn kiếp- Damnit