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Edward: Say it.

Me: What ?

Edward: You know what.

Me: No don't feel like it.

Edward:Will you do it if i kiss you ?

Me: I don't know why don't you try.

Edward kisses me.

Edward: Ok, How about now?

Me:NoPe !

Edward: But you said !

Me: I said why don't you try.

Edward: Emmet !

Me: uh-oh

Edward: Give Tabitha a big bone crushing hug until she admits it.

Me: YELLING "I DON'T OWN TWILIGHT OR ANY OF THE CHARACTERS !

Edward: Finally ! Ok people on with the story !

EPOV

Alice is lucky she has the guts to actually talk to Bella unlike me. I'm a coward an old lonely coward.I saw Alice walking up to me.

"So what did you and Bella talk about?" I asked trying to read her mind it was like something was blocking it.

"I'll tell you later I have lunch with Bella ."She said and just walked off.

I wondered if her and that Jason guy were mates they just looked so comfortable with each other.I also wondered why she dyed her hair blond. I usually don't like blondes but DAMN she was a really good hotter than , Tanya she is such a slut pardon my fench, i was taught to always be kind and always look at the good in people but with Tanya thats as good as you get.

I saw Alice with Bella and her "family" so I decided to listen in.

"Ok, Alice this Zac and his mate Mehgan,Noah and his mate Anslee,Leighton ,and Jason."Bella said pointing out every walked over to Jason, I wanted to tear his arm off when he put his arm around Bella's waist.

"Aww, Bella looks so cute with Jason !" Alice thought.

That traitor I can't believe she just thought that !

BPOV

"Aww, Bella looks so cute with Jason !" Alice was all part of her little were going to make Edward super jealous ! I love the idea I just have to ask Jason to go along with it .I blocked his mind from Edward and started a chat with him.

"J,Will you help me out."

"Of, course B what can I do for ya?" Jason wondered intersted.

"Can you help me make Edward jealous ?"

"What's in it for me ?" Of course he couldn't just give me a free-be.

"I'll hook you and Leighton up!" I knew he and Leighton had a thing for each other.

"Ok, What will I have to do to help you make Edward jealous?'

"Just some dirty thoughts, kiss here kiss there ,maybe a make out session somewhere in and definite PDA !"If we did that I just know it would drive Edward crazy.

"Ok,But you better get me and Leighton together after this ,not that I mind being with you."He's such a suck up.

"I will just chill, Oh Edward's watching I'm gonna take the sheild down don't think about this convo think dirty thoughts about me !"

EPOV

I can't hear what the Jason dude is thinking but he keeps on looking at Bella like they are having some kind of conversation in they're I can read Jason's mind.

It was Bella she was just in a towel and slowly coming torward leaned down and started kissing was about to take the towel off ...

Then he started thinking about must be going out! Damn It!

BPOV

After I saw Jason's little almost fantasy I started listening to Edward's thoughts.

"They must be going out! Damn it!" He thought.

I leaned up and kissed Jason passionatley (Or how ever you spell it),he was suprised but didn't take long to kiss me back.I could feel the rage coming off of Edward.

APOV

After Bella and Jason little make out session, Edward summoned me over to him.

"Alice I need your help please I have to get her back I need her !" He begged.

"Easy go out with Tanya, duh."

"What I don't want Tanya I want Bella!" He whined for being the smartest in the family he was very stupid.

"No, Edward go out with Tanya to make Bella jealous!"I grinned as I saw his face light up.

"But wait won't that make Bella hate me more when she sees me with another girl?"He asked.

"No she will see you with Tanya then realized what she is missing and come crawling back to you, duh." I almost heard a light bulb come on when he finally realized I was right.

"Oh, Ok I get it Alice ! Thank you Thank you Thank you!"Edward was hugging my legs , getting stares from everyone around us.

EPOV

oK, all I have to do is go out with Tanya long enough to make Bella jealous.I'm just going to call Tanya to ask her out of course she will say yes then all I have to do is get her here and act like I actually like her. This would be fiun ! NOT !

Edward italics , Tanya underlined.

Hello

Hey Tanya it's Edward I was just wondering if you wanted to go out with me ?

OF COURSE EDWARD I KNEW YOU ALWAYS WANTED ME !

Yah well come down to Forks High and lets get this relationship mental cringe started.

OK Eddie I'll be there in about five minutes !

Bye Tanya

Bye EDDIE

Oh Lord what did I get myself into !

Hope you guys like it ! It took me like four days to come up with this stupid chapter.

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