TB: Okay! I'm back!
Inu&Kagz: So are we!
TB: WTF? Where were you two the in the past two chappies?
Inu: Oh, we went to Disney Land!
Kagz: Yeah, we just got back…sorry for not telling you and all, but we got you a hat! *pulls out Mickey Mouse hat and tosses it to TB*
TB: I don't want your stinkin' hat! I was forced to put Kouga in here! KOUGA of all people!!
Inu: Uhhh… we also got you these! * gives TB pop rocks and coca cola*
TB: *sparkles!* Thankz! *eats pop rocks and drinks soda* Umm… I don't feel so good… *BOOM!*
Kagz: You made her explode! Nice!
Ayumi: I am NOT cleaning that up!
~Chappie 4~
"So, when does this class end?" Kagome asked, looking at the clock on the wall. *RRIIIIINNNGGG!!!* Right when she said that, the bell rang, signaling it was passing period.
"Finally!" Inuyasha exclaimed, grabbing his backpack and waiting by the door.
"Hey, is he gonna be okay?" Kagome asked, pointing to Miroku, still unconscious.
"He's okay, he'll wake up when Sango leaves." Inuyasha answered, and as soon as Sango walked out the door, Miroku sprung up and ran after her saying, "Wait for me, Sango!" Both Inuyasha and Kagome sweat-dropped. Next period, they had gym.
"Ugh! Kami, I hate this uniform!" Sango said as she pulled her sweatshirt over her head. The girl's gym uniform consisted of white sweaters with a purple collar or a white tee shirt with the school mascot on it, and purple basketball shorts or sweatpants.
"Its not that bad… though it could use some red…" Kagome said, tying her shoe. She put her hair in a messy bun and walked out of the locker room.
"Wait up!" Sango walked out after Kagome. Sango and Kagome walked out onto the blacktop and waited for the teacher.
"So who is the teacher?" Kagome asked, scanning the area for any adults with whistles around their necks. She looked at Sango, and noticed she was glaring at something in the distance. When she looked, she saw someone who looked a lot like her, just with slightly longer hair and darker eyes. She looked at Kagome up and down before scrunching her nose.
"Hm. I see you've befriended one of my many look-alikes. Are you that desperate for friends, Sango?" The girl said, walking up to them.
"Kikyo… for the last time, I HAVE friends! That water chestnut of a brain you have must've finally committed suicide!" Sango yelled, glaring at Kikyo. "And Kagome is not a look-alike! At least her face is real; yours is made of play-doh and silly putty!" Sango said.
Now that she mentioned it, Kagome noticed that the make up Kikyo was wearing was thick enough to be a coat (… or seven) of house paint! She also noticed Kikyo was wearing the gym shorts, but they were tailored to look more like hot pants, and her shirt was tucked up and tied in the back, showing about 6 inches above the belly button. Only one word crossed Kagome's mind.
'Slut.' Kagome rolled her eyes and tried to ignore Kikyo until what she said brought her out of her thoughts.
"You're just mad because you don't have a boyfriend! I have my Inu-baby to keep me company!" Kikyo said, and turned her nose upward. Sango was just about to knock some sense into this girl when Kagome jumped in.
"Somehow, I highly doubt Inuyasha would like someone like you." Kagome said, glaring at Kikyo.
Kikyo's head snapped in her direction. "What's THAT supposed to mean?!" she shouted.
"It means that he doesn't strike me as the kind of guy who would be into someone with a fake… everything! I may not know you very well, or at all, but still… you don't seem very smart to NOT know that." Kagome said.
Kikyo's mouth turned into a scowl as she glared at Kagome. "At least people like me! I'm not some wanna-be poser who prances around with a microphone!"
"Okay that is IT! B!tch is going down!" Kagome yelled, lunging at Kikyo. Sango had to hold her back, though she REALLY wanted for Kikyo to get her a$$ kicked.
Right then, an old lady came out of the building dressed in a priestess outfit. "Okay class, today we will be doing a test. Of your powers, that is. We will see who works best with which weapon." Kaede said, gesturing toward a huge stand of weapons. Everyone cheered, and started to grab the weapons they wanted.
With Inuyasha & Miroku
Inuyasha, who was silently watching the whole thing with Kikyo and Kagome (he had to stop himself from interrupting when Kikyo said he was her boyfriend [which he WASN'T!]), and Miroku grabbed their weapons, too. Miroku grabbed a long, golden staff with bells and rings at the top, and Inuyasha grabbed his favorite weapon… the Tetsusaiga. (Did I spell that right?) He unsheathed it and it transformed into a much larger form. He took a battle stance and prepared to fight Miroku.
"You ready, monk?" he asked, and Miroku nodded. Inuyasha charged at Miroku, with his sword raised above his head. He swung, and Miroku dodged and threw a sacred sutra at Inuyasha. It hit him, and landed dead smack in the middle of his head. Bolts of lightning went through his body, and Inuyasha dropped his sword.
"Yes! I finally beat you!" Miroku cheered. You see, the object of the game was not to see who was a better fighter; it was to see who could disarm his opponent first. And since Inuyasha dropped his weapon, Miroku won, still holding his staff.
Inuyasha stood up and glared at the cheering monk. "Don't get too happy, you only got lucky that time!" he yelled.
Miroku walked over and slung his arm over Inuyasha's shoulders. "Don't worry my friend, now that I have beaten 'The Great Inuyasha', I have proven to be unstoppable! If you want my autograph, I will be happy to give it to you… but only cause you're my friend. Its not every day you have the honor of getting beaten by a prodigy!" Miroku yelled, his eyes twinkling.
Inuyasha sighed. "Is it even possible for his head to get any bigger?" he muttered under his breath.
With Kagome & Sango
Kagome, seeing that all the swords were gone, grabbed a long, skinny bow and a full quiver of arrows. She walked over to the shooting area, where there were many targets lined up in a perfectly straight row.
"Higurashi!" a high pitched annoying voice shrieked. Rolling her eyes, Kagome slowly turned around to see Kikyo strutting over to her with a bow and a quiver of arrows, too. She stopped in front of her and motioned for her lackeys… oops, I mean friends, to stop walking.
"So, do you actually think you can shoot an arrow and hit the target? Ha! That's a laugh! Sorry to burst your bubble, but it takes lots of hand-eye coordination and gracefully-ness to be able to hit the target! Being the undeniably perfect (*cough cough, choke choke, wheeze wheeze*) person I am, I'll save you the humiliation of being shown up by me, so just go sit in the stands and watch me hit the bulls eye!" Kikyo said smugly and smirked.
Kagome's brow twitched. "Ya know, I don't think that'll happen. First, a super ball has more hand-ye coordination than you do in your entire body. Second, 'gracefully-ness' is not a word. Was Barney your teacher for grades 1st-8th? Third, I might not be the type to brag, but I CAN and I WILL hit that target more times than you can! And fourth, you are NOT perfect! To say you were delusional would be an under statement!" then she took a breath and turned away.
Kikyo's mouth made an 'O' shape. What can you really say to counter argue with that? She glared at Kagome's back. NO one gets away with talking to her like that!
Kaede blew her whistle, signaling it was time for the tests. "Okay, we will test the archers first. Those of you who have bows and arrows, come over here." She ordered, and the archers, including kagome and Kikyo, followed orders.
All that was going threw Kikyo's head was,' That d#mn Higurashi! I'll show her!'
"Okay, you will be graded on how many targets you hit. It may seem easy at first, but you will be getting further away each time. You have to hit at least 5 targets to pass, and whoever hits the target the most times, will hold the new record. Kikyo has been the winner 7 times in a row, and is still undefeated." She said.
They were instructed to all line up in front of a target. They pulled back their arrows and let them fly. Many of them hit the target, but some didn't. They put their bows back and sat in the bleachers. The remaining students all took a step back, and fired again. Two more students failed. They did this many more times, until it was only Kagome and Kikyo left.
They were at least 30 feet away from the targets, and still they were hitting them. Maybe they were just determined, or maybe it was because they were both mikos that they still were hitting the mark. Though the last couple shots, Kikyo was close to not hitting the target. They fired one last time and they watched in anticipation where it would hit. What they didn't expect was to see Kagome's arrow glow a bright pink. They watched as it soared threw the air toward the target, but instead of hitting it harmlessly, it went right through it like it was nothing more than paper. Every one stared wide-eyed as the target disintegrated into a pile of ash. While that was happening, Kikyo watched her arrow in horror as it drifted to the right and landed with a dull 'thunk' in the wall.
"NOOOOOO! My flawless record! Wasted by some mediocre miko!" she screamed.
"Kagome holds the new record! Looks like we ran out of time, the rest of you will be tested some other day." Kaede said, happy that someone finally beat Kikyo's score. She blew her whistle and everyone went to go change.
"That was so cool, Kagome! It's about time someone beat that b!tch!" Sango said, slamming her locker, and then locking it.
"Thanks Sango, but it wasn't that cool. You kinda learn to do that stuff when your family owns a shrine." Kagome said, brushing her hair back into place.
They were just leaving the locker room when someone bumped into Kagome and dropped their stuff.
"Oh! I'm sorry, I wasn't looking! Hey, you're Kagome Higurashi! I'm a big fan!" the girl said. She had bright green eyes that stood out against her hair. It was a healthy red color. She had two high pigtails with a purple flower behind her ear (wasn't it an iris?)
"No problem! Its always fun meeting fans… but not stalkers!"
"Don't worry, I am not a stalker. I just think you have talent." She said, flashing a smile and revealing sharp fangs. She knelt down to pick up her stuff and Kagome helped.
"Thanx!" Kagome said, smiling. They both stood up, and Kagome handed her the rest of the papers.
"My name is Ayame, and thanks for helping, most people would have called me a klutz and kept walking!"
"Nice to meet you, Ayame! It was an accident, and you have a LOT of papers." Kagome said.
"Well, I gotta go. See ya'" Ayame readjusted her backpack and hurried off.
Kagome turned around and noticed Sango was gone.
"Hey, where'd she go?" Kagome asked to no one in particular. She looked around and saw Sango already walking through the courtyard.
"HEY! Wait up, Sango!" Kagome yelled, and ran after her.
TB: Okay, people! Sorry it took so long, but I have had a lot of homework lately, and still do. But I wanted to update, so I found time!
Kagz: You really needa get your priorities straight…
TB: Grrr… stay outta this!
Inu: Hey, didn't you JUST explode? Why are you still talking?
TB: …uhhh… Oh flufffer nutters! You weren't supposed to notice that! * turns into purple dust*
