TB: Hey...Sorry it took so long. I had work to do, then I just sorta put this off... for a while... hehe..But now it's summer! Well, summers almost over, hehe... sorry about that.

Inu: So why didn't you tell your teacher you had more important things to do? Like continue our life? And why are you so lazy?

Sango: Well, if she wants a good grade, she has to do the work! Leave the girl alone, selfish!

Miroku: Yes, I agree with Lady Sango. Although it would've been nice to not be stuck at the end of chapter four for four months.

TB: Okay, okay I get it! Don't worry, you all get to move now, so STOP YOUR WHINING!

Mir and Inu: *whimpers and shrinks*

TB: Good! *smiles*

Kagz: Okay... HOW did you materialize ALREADY? Last I checked, you were dust!

TB: Uhhh...I healed?

Kagz: Wait, how do you come back from something like that? Whatever. I'm just happy I'm not stuck in that running position you left me in at the end of chappie four. My legs still hurt!

TB: Don't forget to read the note at the bottom! On with the chappie!

Chappie 5

"Ugh! This is HORRIBLE! That Higurashi just walks in here and decides to beat my record! It's not fair!" Kikyo yelled. More like shrieked. Like a banshee. Being slaughtered.

"It's okay, Kikyo! Don't worry about it! She may have won the battle, but you are the one with the light artillery in the war!" said Yura, a very... creepy, hair obsessed cheerleader.

"Don't you mean heavy artillery?" Kikyo asked.

"No... why would I? If it's heavy, how will you carry it? Duh!" Yura said, rolling her eyes. It seems her big head is all hair, no brain.

"Ugh. Never mind. You are SUCH an idiot." Kikyo said, putting her face in her hands. She muttered the last part, though. After Kanna left the group, she was one groupie short, and she could not afford to lose another. She will have to do some thing about Higurashi... she could become a threat.

Kagome and Sango were sitting in class, eating M&M's when Miroku and Inuyasha walked in.

"Hey, that was awesome! It's about time someone beat her!" Inuyasha said, taking his seat next to Sango.

"Thanks. How do you know Kikyo? It seemed like you knew her for a while..." Kagome trailed off, turning to look at Inuyasha.

Inuyasha just sighed. How he hated reliving this story. He took a deep breath. "Okay, in 6th grade, Sango and I were best friends. Then Kikyo came to our school, and she thought everyone loved her... including me, so she continuously tried to talk to me. At that time, I didn't know her, so I gave her a shot. Until I realized she was a complete, self centered ditz. She took the friendship a little too far and started stalking me. I snapped and yelled at her, then I told her to knock it off... but she started crying. I can't stand it when girls cry, so I felt bad and tried comforting her. She took it the wrong way, and she has been obsessed with me ever since."

Sango was trying to hold in her laughter, and covering the giggles that slipped with coughs. That story never gets old.

Miroku had a weird expression. "How come you never told me this?" He looked at Inuyasha, then at Sango. They looked at each other and shrugged.

"We forgot."

Kagome expression was like this: O.o'. With the occasional twitch, of course.

Inuyasha glared at Sango. "It ain't funny! That was traumatizing!"

"Oh come on Inuyasha, don't you think you took it a little too far?" Miroku asked, chuckling.

"How would you react if you had someone like Kikyo stalking you, monk?"

"Well, he would probably like it, knowing him!" Sango said, sending her fiery gaze towards Miroku.

"EW! I wouldn't even touch that. You have such low standards of me, Sango. I'm hurt."

Kagome watch this exchange with a sweatdrop. 'Are they always like this?' her left eye twitched at the thought. She looked back over to the group to see Inuyasha holding Miroku in a head lock, and Sango shoving M&M's up his nose. Sigh. This is gonna be a looooooong year.

"So Kouga, what's the plan?" Ginta asked. He was one of Kouga's main followers, and had light gray hair with a section in the front that was black.

"Yeah Kouga! How are you gonna get Higurashi Kagome to love you?" Asked Hakkaku. (dunno if that's right...) He was the other main follower, but he had his hair in a light gray spiky Mohawk.

"What are you talking about? She already loves me!" Kouga yelled and whacked both of them upside the head.

"But Kouga, she said-"

"She's just playing hard to get! All girls act like they don't want me, but they always do." he flashed three girls a sparkling smile when they waked by. They blushed and squeaked, then they hurried into their class room. Just then, he saw the person he was waiting for turn the corner. Crap. She had the lech, the mutt, and the aggressive Taijiya with her.

"Hey, Kagome." He said smoothly. "We still on for tonight?" Kouga said, putting his arm around her shoulders. She shrugged his arm off roughly like it burned her and glared at him.

"I never made any plans with you. Actually, I've been trying my best to avoid you." Kagome said, her glare intensifying with the last sentence.

"Come on, Kagz, stop denying it. We all know you love me." Kouga said, rolling his eyes. He heard many coughs and *ahems* when he said that. Obviously, people don't agree. He tried to scoot closer to Kagome and she growled.

"I don't love you. And don't call me Kagz! That privilege is reserved for my friends, not annoying wolfs who can't take a hint like you!" She hissed.

"Leave her alone, you flea ridden wolf!" Inuyasha said. He's really sick of him trying to get Kagome.

"Stay outta this, mutt face!" Guess who said that line.

"Shut it, wolf! Don't you see Kagome doesn't like you?"

"What do you know, dog?"

"Obviously more than you!"

"Your jealous that she loves me!"

"I ain't jealous, I just don't want you corrupting another innocent girl!"

"Girls like ME more than YOU! Maybe they don't want your FLEAS!

"DO I HAVE TO MAKE YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH?"

"IS THAT A CHALLENGE?"

"Need help comprehending English now, wolf?" Inuyasha smirked, readying himself for a fight. Kouga growled loudly and lunged at him with striking speed. Inuyasha dodged and aimed a kick at Kouga's side, but Kouga barely jumped out of the way in time.

'D#mn! The mutt has been increasing his speed! He's almost as fast as me now!" Kouga thoughtas he avoided an attack that would have made it impossible for him to reproduce.

Kouga sent a punch toward Inuyasha and it hit, making him stumble back a bit.

"Bastard!" Inuyasha yelled and punched Kouga in the jaw. It had more force than Kouga's, so it sent him flying into the trash cans. He wiped a bit of blood from his mouth and tried to get up when a teacher, hearing the noise, stepped into the hallway.

"Excuse me, but I'm trying to teach a- what's going on here?" She looked at Inuyasha, who still had his fist raised, then to Kouga, who was struggling to get up, then to Miroku, Sango, and Kagome, who were watching the fight with interest.

"Were you two fighting?" The teacher who shall remain nameless until further notice asked, slight anger and disappointment in her kind voice. When no one answered, she sighed and walked back into her class room. She returned a moment later with two detention passes.

"You have detention for fighting. You are to report to room 205 after school, and bring the passes.

Inuyasha glared at the yellow strip of paper in his hand. He was currently walking to the detention room with a scowl on his face. He was ticked off already from the fight with Kouga, now he was LATE to detention. Great. Just effing great.

He turned a corner and continued walking, ignoring Kikyo and all her lackeys, and ignoring the girls that sighed dreamily at the sight of him. Well, that was pretty hard, seeing that they were following him. He picked up his pace, and so did they. He started power-walking, and so did they. He started running for the hills, and they started running for him. It really didn't help that the school was like a maze. He was the cheese, and they were the ravenous, mutant rats. And as we all predicted, someone is going to end up eaten.

Inuyasha flung open the door of the detention room and scrambled in not-so-gracefully, and tried to slam the door, but numerous girls were jamming their arms in, preventing the door from closing, in efforts to grab his hair or clothes and drag him out dead or alive. (0.o rabid fan girls!)

He shoved them out the door, slammed it, and locked it. He leaned up against the door and breathed heavily. He looked a little... shaken. Okay, a lot shaken. His eyes were literally the size of cup holders and his hair was matted. His face was covered with lipstick smudges and kissie marks. His clothes were ripped and sprayed with perfume. So basically, his facial expression was like this: O,O. And yes, the comma was on purpose.

Once they got a good look at his face, Sango, Miroku, and kagome busted out laughing.

"What ha-ha-happened, Inuya-yasha?" Sango stuttered, trying to stop her laughing fit.

"Yeah Inuyasha! N-Nice lipstick! HA HA HA!" Miroku laughed, not even trying to hide his laughter.

"Sorry to te-tell you... tha-that's not y-your color! PFFFT-HA HA HA!" Kagome said, but she too couldn't hide it and she started laughing.

Inuyasha glared at all of them before realizing something. "Hey! What are you guys doing here?"

"We couldn't let you suffer in here alone! We threw pencils at Mr. Nishimoto!" Miroku said.

Inuyasha sweat dropped and looked around, and he noticed someone missing. "Hey, where is that scrawny wolf?"

They looked around and noticed he wasn't in the room.

"Good point, Inuyasha... maybe he ditched." Miroku said, and shrugged.

"Heh, I'm not complaining." Kagome said and put her feet on the table. They all nodded.

", you're late. Take a seat." Another nameless teacher stated.

"Keh." He walked over to the seat behind Kagome and sat down, crossing his arms.

"So, Kagz... what are your plans for after school?" Miroku asked.

"Well, I'm gonna just chillax. My concert was Saturday."

"Wanna hang out?" Sango asked.

Kagome blinked. "What are we doing?"

"Well, we dunno yet..."Miroku sighed.

Kagome sweatdropped. "What do you mean, 'you don't know'?"

"Well Sango always does the planning!" he pointed to her and Sango shrugged. "Didn't think about it."

They all turned to Inuyasha, who had been silent this whole time, and saw him combing out his hair frantically with his handy dandy pocket comb and wiping off all the smudges on his face. He looked up and noticed them looking at him and froze.

"Uh... what are you staring at!" He said, gaining his composure back.

"Nothing..." They said innocently and turned away.

"So, if we are gonna hang out, we have to know where to go..." Kagome stated as they walked down the empty halls.

"Chillax, Kagome. You're too stressed. I have an idea where to go..." Sango said and brought her hand up to her chin.

"Where?"

"This fancy house that's all expensive and stuff..."

"...Like where? What's it called?"

"Don't worry about it Kagz, it's a secret. Just go home and I'll call you, okay?" Kagome looked suspicious for a minute, then shrugged and walked off to the parking lot.

"So where are we going, Sango?" Miroku asked, glancing at her.

"Well, my plan was to go to..."

Kagome sighed as she walked toward her bike. What's Sango planning? She pushed the thought to the back of her mind and climbed on the bike, pulling her helmet on. She started the bike and drove off.

When Kagome neared her house, she pulled into the garage (which was huge, might I add) and parked her bike in the spot it was in that morning and hopped off. She tried to pull her helmet off, but it got caught on her hair. She tried tugging, but that successfully pulled out several black hairs. Her eye twitched and she cursed her luck. She carefully unthreaded the loop of hair from the window thingy on the helmet and threw it down, stomping away like and angry four year old who's mother refused to give then animal crackers for dinner.

"D#amn evil helmet. Note to self: Get a hair cut." She mumbled as she walked up the stairs. Before she could make it to her room, she heard one of the maids opening the door for Hitomi, and said girl ran up the stairs to Kagome and bounced to a halt in front of her.

"KAGZ! !" (Hitomi=English translation note: How was your first day of public school? Was it totally horrible? Tell me all about it!)

Kagome sighed and said,"It wasn't that bad. There was one really annoying guy that kept saying I loved him, and I made three new friends, I met my fan club, made an enemy, the classes are boring, I got detention, and I think that's it."

"Cool! Meet any hawt guys?" Hitomi asked, giving a secretive smile to Kagome.

Kagome blinked twice and thought for a minute. "Every one was pretty normal looking." She thought of Inuyasha as good looking, but she kept that to herself.

"Riiiiiight. Okay then, Kagz, well I gotta go-"She was interrupted by the door bell. "I'll get it this time!" Kagome yelled to the people working in the kitchen. Kagome opened the door to see...

TB: Does that count as a cliffie? If it does, YAY! My first cliffie! Well anyways thanks to every one who reviewed and the patient people still waiting for me to update. Your wait is over! I'll try to get the next chapter up soon, but I have less than a month until school starts again and I'll be pretty busy. Thanks for reading! R&R!

Check out this awesome story by KagomeHiei: That Girl

It's an Inuyasha/Naruto crossover and the pairing is Kagome/Sasuke. It's worth reading and it has a sequel! W00t!