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Chapter 3: Tsh
'Tsh'
It's the bastardly version of the phrases "as if" and "yeah right".
Okay, it's not exclusive to bastards, but since Sasuke uses this particular phrase all the time it sounds fitting enough, right?
Yea, that's what I thought.
Anyway, Sasuke uses this mostly when he's denying something. Such as, um, his unmentioned feelings for a certain pink-haired-green-eyed-fairly-short girl.
Cough.
"Sasuke-Teme?"
"What." It was supposed to be a question, I knew it was. But somehow, it just wasn't. Thus the power of brooding males.
"Do you like Sakura-Chan?" I asked as I lifted a thick stream of ramen noodles in-between my chopsticks. His pause was so long, I had enough time to slurp all the noodles up, chew them, and swallow the mouthful. That should be saying something. Sasuke was staring at his counter-top, a mildly thoughtful look on his face. Then, he turned to me, frowning and said:
"No." (He likes saying 'no' a lot, too, but I'll get to that at my own pace.)
"Then…why do you act so weird around her?"
"I don't."
"Yes, you do."
"Alright. Let's say that I like her."
"But you do."
"...okay, for argument's sake-"
"There isn't much of an argument when we all know your feelings." Sasuke stared at me for a long time before continuing.
"What proof do you have that I like her?"
"Well, you never care when she touches you even though you're a stickler for personal space. And you always do this creepy-Sasuke-flirting with her. And you always do stuff for her even though you're usually selfish."
"…And that means I like her." Once again, the question came out like a blunt statement, almost an accusation.
"Um…yes," I answered, "it does." Sasuke stared at me for a moment, stirring his ramen absent-mindedly. Then, shaking his head, he glared at his food.
"Tsh."
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