Series? Yes or no? Or does no one care?
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Stuff Sasuke Says
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Chapter 4: No
Sasuke says no a lot. Sometimes he actually does mean it.
'No, Naruto, I don't want to go paintball Tsunade-Sama's car.'
'No, Naruto, I am not a sparkly vampire in disguise.'
'NO, NARUTO, I AM NOT GAY.'
Usually, though, when Sasuke says no, what he really is saying is:
'I'm saying no because I want to seem cool, but really, I'm going to do what you want anyway.'
And, as most of his statements do, this one helped reveal Sasuke's obsessive crush on Haruno Sakura.
"Please, Sasuke?"
"No."
"Pretty please?"
"No."
"But, Sasuke-Teme, I really wanna see it!"
"A movie about the 16th president of America slaying vampires is complete bull shit and will probably kill the little brain cells you have left. I am not taking that risk."
"No it's not and no it won't! It looks absolutely amazing!" Sasuke glared at me, and that glare signified that his 'no's actually meant no. I frowned and stormed away from him, heading to the other side of the food court. If I pouted long enough, he would hopefully feel guilty and buy us tickets to go see Abraham Lincoln Vampire Slayer (being 16 to Sasuke's 17 was so not fair).
"Naruto?" I looked up to see a familiar pink haired girl walking towards me, shopping bag in one hand and ice cream cone in the other. I smiled at this good sign; Sakura would be in a good mood today!
"Sakura-Chan!" I cried, leaping up to tackle the girl in a hug.
"Um. Hi." I took a step back and gave Sakura my best puppy dog face.
"Sakura-Chan, I need your help."
"What with?" I pointed over my shoulder at where I assumed Sasuke was sitting.
"Sasuke won't buy a ticket for me into a rated R movie. Please go convince him for me." Sakura shrugged and went to go beg for me, and I followed her to see the results. Sasuke looked up from the hamburger he was eating to stare at the two of us as we approached. His eyes locked on me and narrowed.
"Tattletale," Sasuke muttered.
"Fun sucker," I retorted.
"Boys," Sakura snapped, glaring at the both of us. Then, with a gentle smile, she looked to Sasuke. "Sasuke, can you please go watch that movie with Naruto? He really wants to go see it."
"No." Sakura twitched.
"No?" She asked quietly, her smile faltering. Sasuke took a bit of his hamburger.
"No." Sakura blinked at Sasuke. He blinked right back. I stared with wide, curious eyes, wondering what would happen next.
A few minutes later, Sasuke and I were in line to go see Abraham Lincoln Vampire Slayer.
Another update! And will anyone actually see that ALVS movie? If you do tell me if its good.
Cuz we all know Abe Lincoln is a total badass who hunts evil vampires.
Duh.
American History right there.