Series? Yes or no? Or does no one care?
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Chapter 5: Dobe
This next word is very near and dear to my heart. It's none other than 'dobe'. Now I don't admit to being friends with Sasuke often (well actually, I do), but when I do, I admit that I don't actually think he's a Teme. I just call him that. Just like he calls me dobe. Because, in actuality, I'm his bitch, as he is mine.
Cough, anyway.
Sasuke calls me Dobe usually when I say or do something stupid.
Or, I've come to realize, when I say something true.
It was an interesting day. Sakura was at lunch tutorials, so for our off campus lunch, Sasuke and I decided to hang with the guys for a change.
"Do you think they'll notice the fact that we haven't gotten lunch with them since the beginning of the semester?" Sasuke asked me. Maybe I was confused, but I could've sworn there was a hint of worry in his usually stoic tone. To help placate his worried mind, I clapped my best bud firmly on the back.
"Calm down, man. The guys either won't notice or won't care. We're men after all. Not exactly known for being observant." Sasuke nodded in agreement, because of course I was right and of course the guys wouldn't care.
And boy, were we wrong.
"Hey! Sakura's lovers are back!" Kiba exclaimed as the two of us approached his truck. The other guys laughed good naturedly. Well most of them did. A good few seemed to enjoy the mockery a bit too much.
"How does it feel to be Sakura's bitch?" Suigetsu snorted with a wide grin, showcasing his unusually pointy teeth. I frowned at his statement because I was no-one's bitch.
"I am not Sakura's bitch!" I snapped and then thrust a finger to point at Sasuke. "He's the one who's in love with her!" Sasuke cringed before glaring over in the direction of the high school.
"Shut up, Dobe." But I had already planted the seed.
"Sasuke likes Sakura?" Sai wanted to know.
"He didn't deny it so it must be true," Suigetsu laughed.
"No, the dobe is… well… a dobe. He doesn't know what he's-"
"Sasuke likes Sakura!" exclaimed an excited Kiba as he ran off towards the school. Sasuke glared at me, probably cursing me to oblivion.
An apologetic smile formed on my face.
"Oops."
Incredibly short, neh? I might just finish this out today.