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Stuff Sasuke Says

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Chapter 6: Annoying

Sasuke still hasn't forgiven me for that.

Cough.

Anyway, another one of Sasuke's favorite words:

Annoying.

I'm pretty sure you can guess who he calls that on a daily basis?

Here's a hint: it's me.

And the occasional cameo of Sakura.

"Sasuke, do you have a bathroom?" Sasuke turned a page in his history book without looking up. "Yea, down the hall to the left." Sakura smiled.

"Thanks!" the girl got up and began walking out. I smirked as Sasuke watched her leave, or more accurately, watched her ass as she left. Snicker, snicker.

"So... Sakura," I drawled out, trying to sound obnoxious and suggestive it worked.

"What about her?" Sasuke asked. Still staring at the door she left, mind you.

"She's pretty hot, isn't she?" Sasuke sat up a little straighter in his chair.

"No."

"Aw, don't be like that Sasuke. We all know you're in love with her." Sasuke grimaced and forced his eyes back to the history book just as said girl re-entered the room.

"Sakura's annoying." He didn't even wait for a good moment to say it. It was out of the blue. I'm serious. We had been playing a video game about zombie-killers when Sasuke brought her up.

"Hm?" I asked, too focused on button mashing to really pay attention to my best friend. A few minutes passed that were only filled with the clicking of controllers and crunching of popcorn. And then:

"I said Sakura's annoying." Sasuke's zombie killer died, which left me to fend for myself against, like, a bazillion zombies. I was so going to die.

"Why's that?" I asked, eyes glued to my flat screen television (the joys of having a rich father). Sasuke shrugged as he watched me.

"I dunno. Something about her is just…so…"

"Annoying?" I suggested.

"Yea. Annoying." I risked looking at Sasuke, who was staring off into space. I couldn't tell what he was thinking, so I decided, might as well irritate the boy a little bit.

"Maybe you think she's annoying because she's the first girl you really like."

I had known Sasuke was going to react badly, but throwing me halfway across the room? Yea, you could say I expected that just about as much as my bed did.

"Dude, what the hell!" I cried, sitting up and rubbing the knot that was growing on my forehead. Sasuke was reclined on my bedroom floor as though he had never moved.

"I don't like Sakura," he said calmly.

"Stop denying it!"

"I'm not denying anything!" Sasuke and I glared at each other. But, really, I was mad. Pissed off, even. Here was Uchiha Sasuke, one of the most sought after guy in school, and he was too afraid to admit that he had a crush on Sakura! Talk about letting down men everywhere.

"Fine. If you don't want to confess your love for Sakura, then I will do it for you!" I shouted, leaping to my feet. Sasuke jumped up as well, eyes blazing.

"Not if I tell her how first," Sasuke growled and ran out the door.

It took him a good five minutes to realize that I had played him. I could tell he was embarrassed by the pout set on his features as he ambled back into my room.

"You're so annoying, Naruto."

"Yea. I know."

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