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Chapter 7: Whatever
The seventh word is whatever.
And we all know how much Sasuke loves saying whatever.
It's usually shown as a sign of defeat, you know, like if you finally realize you're wrong in an argument you say 'whatever' in an attempt to keep some dignity left.
Even though it usually doesn't work.
Since Sasuke's confession (to me at least) he seemed a bit more withdrawn than usual. He didn't talk much, just kind of shadowed after me and Sakura wherever we went. It irritated me.
"Hey Sakura," I said as the three of us walked through the park on day.
"Yes?" Sakura asked, looking up at me. I glanced over at Sasuke, who busied himself with not listening to us.
"…What would you do if Sasuke asked you out?" Ha-ha, now he was listening. Sakura, I noticed, stiffened before smiling.
"I don't know. I guess it depends."
"On what?" Sakura and I both glanced at Sasuke, who had spoken too quickly to not have been curious and/or offended by Sakura's statement. Being the good friend that she was, Sakura ignored it. Instead, she smiled flirtatiously at Sasuke.
"Oh, it'd depend what you'd say if I asked you out." Well played, Sakura. I turned to Sasuke, a gloating smile on my face. Sasuke stared straight ahead, trying to ignore the obvious blush that was coming on his face. Let me pause for a minute to gloat.
Uchiha Sasuke was blushing over a girl. Priceless!
"Uh… I'd…um…" Sasuke looked to me for help. I merely shrugged and mouthed 'now or never'. Because seriously. Chicks before dicks. "I…uh…I guess I'd say… yes…" That surprised Sakura. She stopped walking, eyes going all wide and stuff like she was a fish or something.
"Seriously?" she asked. Sasuke's blush was more obvious now.
"Um. Yes." Sakura was silent as she stared up at Sasuke, her face devoid of emotion.
Everyone knows that I'm incredibly impatient, right? So that really does justify what I did next.
"Sakura, can you just tell him you love him already cuz I'm pretty sure you've both been obsessed with each other since the eighth grade." And proceeded to force the two's heads together in a Super-Awesome-Naruto-Induced-Kiss (better than most kisses, they are).
Of course, this caused Sakura to become a stuttering pile of pink as she made some lame excuse about having to go study and she left (though not before kissing Sasuke lightly again) and Sasuke just stood as still as a statue. Actually, I was pretty sure I had just rocked his world.
Giving the Uchiha a brotherly pat, I smirked. "I told you to confess. See what good it did? This is proof that I, Uzumaki Naruto, am forever right and you, Uchiha Sasuke, are forever indebted to me." Sasuke smiled at that as he gave me a quick, unbelievably rare Bro Hug.
"Tsh, Whatever Dobe."
Three words in one? I'm pretty sure that just confirmed it;
I am a genius and Sasuke really needs to read a dictionary.
Weird story buuuut I still liked it. Please review!