A/N: Someone pointed out that Light was slightly OOC last chapter, and I'm really sorry about that. But not sorry enough that he won't still be kinda out of character. I blame it on Lelouch/Katsu's influence!

First name: Unknown

Last name: Unknown

Personal history: Unknown

Age: Estimated to be 17

Sex: Male

Hair color: Black

Eye color: Purple

Height: Estimated to be about 5' 7"

Weight: Estimated to be 62kg/ 136 lb, 10.98 oz

L slammed his fist into the table. He just didn't understand it! He had probably the best spies in the country, no, the world, but they still couldn't tell him anything that wouldn't be completely obvious at a glance! L didn't know why he was getting so angry about it; the whole thing was completely irrational! It was probably because he had never failed before, but it was absolutely infuriating. There was no information on the mysterious boy who showed up at the Yagami house, and even his means of arrival were questionable.

According to the one witness, who was already the number one suspect in the Kira case, he had literally fallen out of the sky in a metal pod. How unbelievable can you get? Of course, if he gave up when faced with the impossible, he wouldn't be L.

-For some reason, I can never remember what the fourth (fake) note said…-

C.C.'s eyes narrowed in anger. "What gives you the right to meddle like that? We agreed I would turn him over to you after he fulfilled the contract, no sooner!"

There was a long pause before she spoke again.

"Really? That important? You must be getting pretty desperate." C.C. laughed.

"…"

"Of course I do! If I'm not there to watch him, that boy will get himself killed within the hour, guaranteed!"

"…"

"Well? What are you waiting for? Hurry up!"

"…"

C.C. scoffed impatiently. "Fine, sorry if I hurt your feelings oh great one. You know I tremble before your awesome power."

A soft purple glow enveloped C.C., disappearing along with her.

-Yes, I will always write random stuff when switching between characters, get used to it ;) –

"So how was your first day of school, Katsu?" Chief Yagami asked politely.

"Well, the teachers seem pretty nice, but I think most of the students are either bullies, cowards, or druggies."

The older man only stared at Lelouch in shock. "A-and what would make you think that?"

"They're always beating each other up, stealing money, hiding from others, trembling in fear, and turning on each other. It's enough to make one sick. Everything is one big struggle for power and popularity, in which there are no true friends."

Not knowing what else to do, Chief Yagami's mouth hung open. Quickly composing himself, Yagami managed a hasty "Ok then" and fled the room, thoroughly creeped out. This was a high-schooler, and he was speaking as if he were some kind of a political adviser!

Light, who had been listening from around the corner, began laughing. "Man, Katsu, when we came up with this I didn't think we'd get such a reaction!"

Lelouch high-fived him, grinning. "So who do you wanna get next?"

"Mom?"

"You're on!"

A/N: Honestly, these things are getting longer than the actual story! What do you guys think about a pizza/sweets eating contest between C.C. and L?