Otto!,Chapter 4 people of fanfictioN! I find this chapter kinda funny :') and cute at the same time
Disclaimer: I dont own Icarly sadly. _
Freddies pov:

I awoke at 12 o'clock feeling good and refreshed, if my mom was back home I'd be up way earlier then this, it was Sunday ugh I hate Sundays for some strange reason, I guess it's because schools the next day,

I decided to make a move so I leapt out of bed only to land on a memory stick for my laptop, my day had hardly even started and I received pain, but strangely enough it wasn't from Sam, I smiled at the thought of her, her hair, her electric blue eyes, her strawberry lips that I wish to kiss ALL day,

I sighed and walked over to my wardrobe to plan out an outfit, I decided to wear, a plain white long sleeved top then a Superman t shirt over it, Dark blue jeans, and red converse, after I picked out my outfit I threw them onto my bed and headed to the bathroom to take a shower.

After my shower I changed into my clothes and pulled the sleeves of my long sleeved top up, I put my hair as it normally is I didn't want to be called Justin Bieber by Sam again, ugh, what is it with girls and that guy?, I'll never know, I collected my pear phone, keys and some stuff to upload onto the icarly website, I decided to stop over at Carly's for awhile.

Once I reached my door I really was wondering if I should knock or just walk in, I was just stood at Carly's door thinking of what to do, when Sam walked around the corner,

I turned around to face her, She had a huge smirk on her face,

"What no-" I began to say, but once again I was cut off,

"You wear that t shirt and expect me not to tease you?" She says seriously

"Ugh, what's wrong with this t shirt?, everybody loves superman!" I imply

"Well, your far, far, far away from super, your barley a man, and I think you should be known as 'superdork'" she says and flashes me a smile

I just stood there with my mouth open, I had no comeback at all, dam her and her quick thinking brain,

"Whatever puckett" I mumble, I turn towards Carly's door still wondering if I should open it and walk right on in, or knock and be polite,

"What are you doing?" Sam asks

"Im wondering if I should knock, or just walk in" I answer

"You see, this is why your a dork" She says sarcastically

"Blehhh" I say at random

"Blehhhhhh!" She shoots

"BLEHHH!" I yell

She grabs me by my collar and puts her mouth right next to my ear

"BLEHHHHHHHHH!" She screams into my ear, I think she made me temporarily deaf,

" Ow!" I yell in pain, she smirked victoriously still holding me by my collar, her mouth was still next to my ear and my mouth was next to hers, and all of a sudden I got this new found confidence and decided to get her back for biting me on the earlobe,

I leaned in a little further, she shuddered, this caused me to smirk, I bit down on her earlobe, Hard, she let out a cry of pain, I grabbed her wrists and pinned her up against Carly's door, I released the pressure from my bite, but I still had a hold of her earlobe in my teeth,

"You douche bag" She cursed,

"This is all your fault!" I muffled due to the fact I still had a hold of her ear,

"Let go of my ear lobe you freak!" She yelled,

"No!, this is payback puckett!" I yelled, I didn't know if she could understand me though,

"Do it, or you will regret it" She warned

"Oh yeah, how?" I replied cockily

Then the next thing I know, I'm on the floor, crying in pain, well I wasn't crying but I was close to it!,

"Now that was uncalled for Puckett!" I choked out,

She kneed me extremely hard right where the does not shine at all, I held myself in agony unable to move, I felt like I had been paralyzed, I could feel my face going red, I groaned in pain, I looked up at Sam with rage in my eyes,

"Are you okay Freddie?" She asked in a worried tone now kneeling down to my face,

"Oh, Im fine!" I say sarcastically

"Once again, you douche bag, do you want me to get Carly" She offered,

"No way!" I whisper yelled, I no longer had feelings for Carly, I lost them a LONG time ago, but I didn't want her to see me like this, I didn't want anyone to see me like this, it was bad enough having Sam here watching me roll around on the floor while holding myself to ease the pain!,

"Well what do you want me to do!" She yells, now getting angry,

"Icepack, quickly, my apartment, freezer" I choke out due to the embarrassment and pain,

She nods and runs into my apartment faster than the speed of light, I sigh, attempting to sit up against Carly's door, I succeeded but I suffered with major discomfort, soon enough Sam was back with the ice pack,

I held my hand out and she passed it too me, She looked away awkwardly while I put the ice pack in between my legs, I sighed in pleasure, not sexual pleasure!, pleasure that the pain was slowly calming down,

"Thanks" I say awkwardly

"Don't mention it" She says just as awkwardly looking me in the eyes, I looked straight back at her and we kept are eyes connected for about 30 seconds, I smiled at her and she smiled back right before she broke the eye contact,

"Don't you think you should move away from Carly's door to save yourself the embarrassment?" She suggests

"I guess so" I reply, attempting to stand, and failing miserly,

"Um.." I say, you could feel the awkwardness,

"Want help?" She offers, taking a step closer to me,

"That would be nice" I say with a smile,

She nodded and grabbed my hands helping me up slowly, the pain wasn't as bad as before I guess, She wrapped her arm around my neck and I wrapped my free one around her waist because my other was carrying the ice pack, she slowly guided me into my apartment and let me fall onto the couch,

Just then I swear to god I heard Carly's door open, so me and Sam snapped are heads in that direction, there was nothing there, She looked at me confused, I shrugged my shoulders, as I sat on the couch,

"Thanks for the help Sam" I said looking up at her, smiling

"Your welcome" She says in a friendly tone, I think that's the first time I've heard her say something in a friendly tone

She walked over to my apartment door, I presumed She was leaving but instead She closed the door and took a seat next to me, She turned to me and looked me in the eyes, I got lost in her eyes, they were in between the colour electric blue and the colour of the ocean, She opened her mouth and began to speak while still looking me in the eyes,

"Im sorry for.. you know.. kneeing you in the um, privates" She says, I could tell this was awkward for her, as it was for me

"It's fine" I say flashing her a smile, She flashed an apologetic one back,

We just sat there for another 5 or 10 minutes looking into each other's eyes,

"Hey, wanna go to the groovie smoothies later" I say at random forgetting that I'm in reality not my fansty world, my eyes widened as I realised what I just did,... I just asked Sam out on a date, my life gonna end,

"Are you paying for everything?" She says with a glint in her eyes,

"Obviously" I say in a flirtatious tone,

"Then yes" She says back just as flirtatious,

She stands up and pats me...where the sun do not shine!, She raised her eyebrows, while I yelped in pain,

"Come over to Carly's at eight" She says smoothly

"Don't forget!" She warns whilst pointing at me as she walks backwards towards my door,

"How could I possibly forget?" I flirted,

She winked at me and walked out closing the door behind her.

"Oh my god. I've got a date with Sam!" I say out loud, raising my hands in the air, I looked at the clock it was 6:30 now, so I decided to go and take a shower, I slowly raised from the couch, and limped over to my bedroom and undressed my self, It was painful, I limped over to my bathroom and showered,

Once I was finished with the shower I wrapped a towel around my waist and headed to my bedroom, I got some boxer shorts out of my wardrobe and slipped them on, slowly, I got out some causal clothes, nothing to fancy just in case Sam thought it wasn't a date, I wonder if she thinks this is a date?, She winked at me before, this caused me to sigh dreamily,

I realised I was wasting time by just standing there thinking about Sam, so I hurried up, I changed into my clothes and left my hair in my face, I liked my hair in my face, I put some aftershave on, this time it smelt of chocolate and vanilla,
I know it's not very manly, but Sam loves chocolate so maybe notice and compliment, whoa I feel desperate,

After I was all sorted and got everything I needed, I checked the time on my pear phone, It was 7:50pm, I guess she wouldn't mind if I came 10 minutes early, I walked out of my apartment, with a bit of discomfort due to the damage Sam caused earlier on and closed the door, this time I locked it, I walked up to Carly's, I took a deep breath and turned the handle of the door and walked into my best friend's apartment.

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