Okay, so as soon as I got this from my website and made it a word document, I regretted several things. One was not making this longer. Another was my numerous spelling mistakes (Which, were all on purpose! +cough+ MICROSOFT WORD +cough+). Thanks to Cori the Freak-of-nature for being my first reviewer EVER!
The previous disclaimer covers the whole story, k?
Chapter 1
In Which They Arrive at the SHMAVTWOT, Cats Wear Unitards, Gavroche and Merry Fight, and Javert and Draco are Best Friends
Somewhere, in a galaxy far, far away...
Eliza: +coughing+ Huh? Where am I? OMG! I did it! I'm in the SHMAVTWOT! +squeals+
+other beams of light appear, materializing into other people+
Legolas: +arguing with Aragorn+ ...And I'll have you know, Aragorn, the arrows have existed for much longer than any sword...
Aragorn: You don't know that! Arrows can't do anything in combat, anyway... +trails off, confused+ Where am I?
Eliza: Welcome to the SHMAVTWOT, guys! +hugs them+
Legolas: The Shmav-what? Who are you?
+several figures in extremely revealing unitards appear+
Skimbleshanks: +who shall now on be called Skimble+ What's going on?
Munkustrap: +who shall from now on be known as Munk+ NEVER FEAR! I SHALL PROTECT YOU! +starts doing sketchy ballet moves+
Mistoffelees: +who shall from now on be called Misto, since his name is impossible to spell. He is not impressed+ Very nice, Munk.
Rum Tum Tugger: Woah! What happened? Where's Bomba? +looks around, doesn't see her, sinks to his knees+ NOOOOO! +BTW, he will be known as Tugger+
Etcetera: +who will keep her name, cause it's not insanely long+ Don't worry, Tugger! I'm still here!
Tugger: +facepalm+
+lots of beams of light, others appear+
All: Huh? What? Where am I?
Eliza: +sits in swivel chair, types on laptop, megaphone appears in her hand+ Stupid computer! I asked for a microphone, not a megaphone!
Computer: Sorry. Microphones give me a rash.
Eliza: Um, TMI. Anywhoodles... +in megaphone+ ATTENTION EVERYONE. PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO THE FREAKY GIRL WITH THE TALKING DEVICE.
All: +turn to look at Eliza+
Eliza: +lowers megaphone+ Thank you. Now, guys, welcome to the SHMAVTWOT!
All: The WHAT?
Eliza: +sighs+ The Secret Hidden Mysterious And Very Twisted World Of Technology, duh.
All: Oh.
Eliza: Okay, so I've brought everyone here for my own sick purposes-for future reference, NEVER get involved in fandom. It gets ugly fast.
All: +exchange confused looks+
Eliza: I've also brought everyone together because I wanted to see what all my favorite things look like together! Oh, almost forgot the candy! +types on laptop, and Skittles appear for everyone+ Don't eat too much, Tugger, it'll ruin your amazing body!.
Pouncival: +who will now be called Pounce+ Um... why am I human?
Cats: +nod in agreement+
Eliza: Oh, you couldn't talk to us if you were cats!
Jemima: So your solution was to give us unitards?
Tugger: Actually, I like it. It's flattering. +struts around+
Etcetera: +squeals and faints+
Eliza: +types on laptop to revive her+
Skimble: As a matter of fact, I like it too.
Misto: +looking at him in disgust+ Yeah, but you're... you.
Skimble: +sweetly+ Oh, c'mon, Misto, you know you like it.
Misto: Excuse me while I go puke in the corner.
Legolas: Too late. I'm already here. +rocks back and forth in the corner+
Gavroche: Uh... you 'kay, monsieur?
Aragorn: And you are?
Gavroche: +proudly+ Gavroche.
Aragorn: What is your quest, simple child?
Gavroche: What is your problem, simple-minded?
Pounce: Oh, snap!
Merry: DON'T MESS WITH STRIDER! +jumps on Gavroche, fight ensues+
Javert: Hey! I'll have to arrest you for violence in the... the... +to Eliza+ Must I say it?
Eliza: It's in the script.
Javert: +sigh+ Violence in the... +very quietly+ SHMAVTWOT.
Eliza: +innocently+ Sorry, what was that?
Javert: +slightly louder+ The SHMAVTWOT.
Valjean: +snickers+
Javert: GET BACK HERE, 24601!
Draco: Hey, you're a bully too!
Javert: You're a BULLIE?
Draco: Yup!
Javert and Draco: +do majorly complicated secret handshake+
Eliza: +looking from one to the other+ Am I missing something?
Draco: We're part of BULLIE-Big Ugly Lying Low-Down Insufferable Evils.
Javert: Wanna go sit in the corner and talk about ways to crush people's dreams?
Draco: Yay!
Javert and Draco: +skip off, hand in hand, singing+ F is for Friends who do stuff together, U is for U and me...
Eliza: Ooookayyy... Uh...