A/N: Got a new update out! Hope you all enjoy!
Matsumoto Rangiku
Oh, that one over there? He name's Kurosaki Ichigo, of course!
Ichigo, I've got to say, is a pretty decent guy. Excellently muscled—well-defined abs, sinewy arms, sculptured legs—gosh, what am I doing? Psht, he's not my type anyway. Aside that, Ichigo's got this strange aura about him that kind of reeks like a perfume but even stronger. Whenever he drops by to visit the Taichou (that tends to piss him off for some reason), I always develop the urge to pick up my pen and actually start doing work! I have no idea how he does that; the minute he walks in, my mind goes, "Damn, better get moving!" And I feel…motivated!
I guess that's the difference between him and me: he's the hardworking overachiever, and I'm the lazy slacker. I swear, every time I see him, his reiatsu seems denser and tougher, as if he progressively gets stronger by the week! Honestly, I'm damned jealous! Well, I suppose I could follow his example—for one thing, I know that he's really impacted the Taichou. My captain trains for about three hours everyday now. As for me? I don't think Haineko's up for that, but his infectious motivation and strive catches onto us both. Maybe we'll kick it up a notch…after all, with the results of the Winter War, everyone's gotten in the mood to train and sharpen their skills.
On the other hand, Ichigo may seem like a buff, old brute, but on the inside, shit, he's still an innocent, fresh little kid! I can literally taste his nervousness when he's around us gals, but he waves it off and tries to play it cool. Oh, sweet childhood! How I miss those days—hell no! You know what? I should set up Shuuhei or Renji or one of the guys to be his wingman some day, take Ichigo off to a bar, and help him find his first—wait, he doesn't even drink, does he? Apparently, he's something they call in the Human World, "underage." What the hell is that supposed to mean? Never heard of it here in Soul Society. (Whoops, my Taichou's yelling at me now that there actually is an "age limit for alcohol consumption" here in Seireitei. No wonder he refuses to go drinking with us! And all this time, I thought he was a sober, prudent prick!)
Never mind that! We'll get little Ichigo to man up by doing something else, although that'll be tough without the help of a beer. I don't worry about him; he's got the aesthetic factor on his side, so a flash of the teeth will do him just fine!
A/N: Hey everybody! How'd you all like it? Feel free to leave some comments/criticism/suggestions/requests in that little review box! I'd appreciate it!