IM SO SORRY I HAVENT UPDATED, my laptop broke so i had to get my old old one! Update it get all the writing stuff plus schools been rough! So I understand if this chapter is a complete disappointment also I wrote it at 2 am-.- but ENJOY and review:)

I felt my eyes slowly open; I blinked a couple of times to get myself back in reality, what have I been sleeping on? I looked down to see a purple blanket covering me and to my left there were the cushions that were usually placed on Carly's couch, so I'm on her couch. I can't really complain because if I'm truly honest it feels quite comfortable and cosy fact I feel snug as a bug in a rug, whoa that sounds like something my mom would say...anyway I best get my butt up and see where my goddess of my girlfriend is! I slid up and swung my legs on to the ground. The floor felt chilled on my feet I loved that feeling! I scoped the room for any other signs of life besides me, but I'm the only one!

I need to find Sam and tell her thank you for what she did last night at the party so I guess I could either go upstairs and look for her or make some bacon to attract her attention... I'm gonna go with the bacon so I walked into the kitchen and made my way to the freezer to get the bacon, I got the bacon then placed it on the counter so I could get all the other resources I need for making bacon! I opened the cupboard and reached for a frying pan, I placed the pan on the stove and turned on the gas to heat up the stove then I opened the packet of bacon, I know Sam likes her bacon crispy so I should probably get a knife and cut it into thin slices.

I opened the draw to get the perfect knife for cutting bacon with; I then grabbed the cutting board and cut the bacon into thin slices like I said I would! After I finally done that I got the oil to put into the pan which looked quite hot, I thought Sam would come flying downstairs at vampire speed as soon as I flicked the gas on! I squirted the oil into the pan then I picked up the bacon and dropped it into the pan. All I can hear is sizzling! At any moment Sam's gonna come rushing down the stairs but in the mean time I should probably clean up the mess,

I picked up all my rubbish then walked towards the bin and opened it then dropped all the rubbish in it, I twisted on my heel and walked back over to the cooker where the bacon was coming on quite nicely, I took in a deep breath the scent of bacon was now getting stronger it's like the taste is dancing on my taste buds but it hasn't quite sunken in yet, "Is that for me Benson?" I heard a voice coming from near the stairs, looks like my princess of darkness has finally awoken from her pit of...darkness?, "Well, it could be or I could of made it all for me" I tease as I got a spatula from the draw to flip the bacon "So basically it's for me?" She figured out and I heard her footsteps approach, "Well yes..." I admitted as I flipped a piece of bacon.

I felt a head be placed over my shoulder...of course it was Sam who was being far too impatient but hey that's just Sam, I turned off the stove and picked up the bacon "Ow!" I mumbled as I dropped 2 pieces onto the plate "I don't even have to touch you and you manage to hurt yourself" Sam
let out in the middle of a demented laugh "Ha ha." I replied sarcastically as I dropped the rest of the bacon on to the plate, well not all of it there was 2 pieces for me making all that bacon managed to tease my appetite "Alright princess Puckett the bacons all yours" I said smugly as I moved out of the way, my gosh she's wearing short shorts and a black and pink bra! Don't get turned on don't get turned on...urgh it's way too early in the morning for this stuff,

I guess if I turned around earlier I could of handled the situation better but God hates me so whatever, Sam picked up her plate and walked towards the sofa where I was sleeping then dropped herself on it, that's not helping my hormones...if you get what I mean...moving on from that! I walked over to the sofa and parked myself next to Sam who was currently wolfing down her bacon that was made by me, I like how she eats I know it sounds weird but I think it's epic how she just doesn't care and eats with her hands, "What are you staring at nub?" She mumbled between her mouthfuls "Oh you" I said dreamily as I carried on watching her "Well no, that's why I'm asking you boob" She spoke clearly then she wiped the grease from around her mouth and resumed looking at me, she was probably waiting for an answer,

"Oh, well I think your adorable and I love the way you eat" I said flirtatiously, I placed my arm around the back of her so it was leaning on the top of the couch "You are so soft" She said, I swear to god a blush is creeping up on her cheeks so now I'm smiling like an idiot. I leaned in and planted a surprise kiss on her lips which may I say tasted like bacon, she reacted instantly and placed her hands on my chest and gripped onto my shirt then slid her tongue across the bottom of my lip, I granted her access and we battled for dominance then I felt her grip my shirt tighter and she pushed me back so she was now laying on top of me, this was steamy I mean she's in short shorts and a bra plus it probably won't be long before she rips my shirt off or maybe even my boxers...

I slid my hands up and down her bare back and felt her skin, it felt soft and smooth it was also tanned. I still haven't asked her if she moisturises...oh well I guess it would be kind of random to stop in the middle of a make out session and be all 'hey babe, do you use moisturiser? If so which one?' my thought had caused me to smile and then I felt Sam smile against my lips, I going to make things a little bit more steamy! I moved my lips down to her neck and started to nibble on her sensitive spot, she let out giggles and satisfied moans as I carried on what I was doing, she released a really loud moan but I don't think she was supposed to do it that loud, I broke away from her neck to speak to her,

"As skilled as I am with my mouth, you should be quite because I don't want someone to come downstairs and spoil the fun that were having" I let out in between my gasps for air, she leaned in and whispered in my ear "You can't tell me what to do Benson but just this once, I'm going to let you get away with it because you're so right" Then she bit her lip at me and I felt her start to plant kisses on my chest, I placed my hands behind my head and let out some pleasured groans as I felt her lips reach my stomach but then I felt her lips move off my stomach which caused me to frown a little bit because I was really enjoying that "Only if we had whipped cream right now, the things I would do" She implied with a wink,

My eyes nearly popped out of my skull, damit why don't I ever carry around a can of whipped cream with me? I was interrupted from my thoughts by Sam's lips that were on top of mine, I reacted and started feeling around her soft delicate body once again then I slipped my tongue into her mouth, I was really turned on right now like really badly and I knew that after this make out slash touching up session it would take awhile for me to cool down and I can't go to the toilet to deal with myself or Sam's never ever going to let that go! All of a sudden I felt a rush of pleasure shoot through my lower region and body...did Sam just...touch me...not that I'm freaked out about it! I'm extremely happy...obviously. Sam leaned down into my ear "I'm just paying back the favour." She said as if it was no big deal at all,

I just nodded like an idiot and swallowed hard as she continued 'touching' me, I let out moans of pleasure and my breathing had started to hitch into a faster pace "Your...really...good...at...this" I let out in between breaths and kisses, "I could say the same about you" Sam smugly replied as she caught some breath then she resumed kissing me, I was near breaking point and I was going to blow at any moment and I don't think Sam would want her hand to be there whilst it happened "Sam..Move your hand..." I said awkwardly in between kisses "What wh- oh..." She responded with a smirk, if you're wondering how I know she's smirking...I felt it against my lips. Sam removed her hand from my boxers and resumed kissing me, whilst I could feel myself about to reach my high point...I let out a sharp groan into Sam's moth and that was that.

Sam gave me one long kiss before she broke away to speak...or go wash her hands I don't know... "Well, that was eventful." She said with a smirk, me on the other hand well yeah I'm going to blush or something... "So what do you want to do today?" I asked trying to change the subject and luckily for me it worked, "I don't know we could go out somewhere then later on meet up with Carly and Griffin and go somewhere else?" She asked slash purposed, and it sounded like such a great idea "That's a perfect plan!" I said happily as I watched her stand up "Well, I'm going to go shower...you should probably clean up in the bathroom" She started cracking up at the last part so I just rolled my eyes in response as I watched her disappear up the stairs.

I walked towards the bathroom that Spencer used and stripped off, I locked the door and made sure there was a towel ready to be used, and then I turned on the shower and stepped inside then closed the curtain behind me. I shivered at first when the water made contact with my skin...well it must be because it's cold and I think me and you both know why the showers cold, I looked around for a shower gel to use and I was in luck as a green one had caught my eye so I picked it up and read it as the water wet my hair, Lime smelling shower gel, keeps you smelling fresh. I'm pretty surprised that Spencer has normal shower gel in here, wow I've picked up Sam's habits' normally I would just go home and shower but here I am using up the Shays water supply.

I turned off the water and stepped out the shower then picked up my towel, I dried my hair then wrapped it around my waist and walked towards the mirror to look at myself in the reflection, I'm not being full of myself but I look pretty awesome! This is some good lighting for my abs, I leaned towards the mirror to check for some spots so for its all clear!, I looked around realising that I can't put my underwear back on because that would just be wrong...that only means I would have to make the risky run in a towel to my own house to change...crap.
I opened the bathroom door and peeked out of it to check if anyone was there but it was all clear but before I stepped out I made sure my towel was extra tight then I exited the room, I tip toed towards the door with my heart pounding adrenaline into my blood, I heard a girlish shriek "FREDDIE WHY ARE YOU IN A TOWEL?" a familiar voice said, I turned to greet the eyes of the person who had caught me out and of course of all people it had to be Carly didn't it as if enough bad things hadn't happened to me in my life besides me and Sam becoming a couple "Well, you see-" but of course I was cut off "I don't even want to know" Carly said as she placed her hand in front of her face so that she was doing a 'talk to the hand expression' funny enough when I looked back at her I caught her checking out my body,

"Since when did you ever work out?" She asked dumb founded as she stared in awe "Well since puberty" I answered uncomfortably, the only person I was used to and preferred to have staring at my body was Sam. From the looks of it Carly inhaled a deep breath, her face shrivelled up
in disgust as she looked around in confusion "What?" I questioned in a slightly paranoid voice "It can't be me! I just showered I smell like lime! See? Wanna sniff?" I let out all in one, "I know it's not you! Something smells slightly off" Carly said suspiciously as she walked towards the sofa...crap. "It smells stronger when you get closer to the sofa..." Carly said looking slightly freaked out "I don't smell anything?" I said as I crossed my arms and carried on observing her actions "Hm, maybe it's just me but it smells like..." Carly said as she put on her 'don't interrupt me now, I'm brainstorming' face.

"Smells like what?" I said on purpose of course, I just wanted to leave so I could put some clothes on because standing here in front of Carly makes me feel awkward and uncomfortable and if Griffin saw this I don't think he'd be very pleased I mean I wouldn't be pleased if I saw Sam drooling over him at the sight of him in nothing less than towel "Freddie! Don't interrupt me now! I'm brainstorming as you can see" I thought she'd say something like that "What are you even brainstorming?" I asked stupidly as I scratched the back of my neck "Because I want to know what the smell is you potato!" She came back with,

"Whoa whoa wait, and did you just call me a potato?" I asked wanted to laugh out loud "My insults don't really work whilst I'm brainstorming" She let out in a sulky tone "Okay whatever, so what are you thinking of now?" I asked slowly, I'm only asking questions because I want Sam to come back and when she does, Carly will be distracted by wanting to speak to Sam about girly stuff and that will give me the perfect escape, I'll just have to explain to Sam later about why I was stuck in the living room with Carly in only a towel "I'm thinking about how that should be me with Justin Bieber.." She said in a spaced out dreamy voice, oh my god what is it with the girls and Justin Bieber? What's so special about him, he sings one song about a girl then all the girls are nuts about the dude! "But what about Griffin?" I questioned with smirk on my lips "This stays between me and you okay Freddie?" She says then she tries to shoot me one of her best evil looks that were only made and reserved for Sam.

"What's the deal about Justin Bieber anyway? Why do girls go all gaga over him?" I questioned in a confused tone as I waited for her response "He's just so dreamy and Biebery" She said as she started to space out, Biebery? Is that even a word is that even in the dictionary "What the chizz Carly, what the chizz" I said slightly freaked out by the side effects that Bieber had on Carly "Okay back to brainstorming!" She said as she snapped out of her haze, "Hey where's Sam?" I said completely and obviously trying to change the conversation as much as I possibly could but it had crossed my mind a couple of times, where was Sam if I took my shower in under ten minutes then where can she be?,

"OH I GOT IT!" Carly screamed in excitement, I was startled a little bit by her scream but whatever "Got what?" I heard a voice say that was coming from over the stairs "Where have you even been?" I asked slightly concerned okay well I was concerned, "Oh, I showered then I sat on Carly's bed and it just took me away you know what I mean?" Sam explained as she smiled at me "Oh yeah and what you go Carls?" Sam questioned in curiosity maybe this wasn't such a good idea after all! I should have run home whilst I had the chance because I know that Sam isn't going to let this slip away! "Oh, the smell that I can smell!"And instantly Sam's head shot towards me, oh yeah she knew what was going on and she knew what the smell was, "So what does it smell like Carly?" Sam said with smirk written over her lips "It smells like sex and Freddie...you were down here all night and Sam you weren't in the bed when I woke up for the first time this morning" Carly said as she put the pieces together... "Oh my god"... "You guys had sex! On my sofa!" Carly yelled out, and I watched as Sam's face dropped...well maybe she didn't put the pieces together quite right.

BEH, this was just really a mess about chapter! Nothing serious, wow I'm tired so yeah..review! I'm going to bed goodnight I dream of your reviews.