DISCLAIMER: These sexy beasts belong to Stephanie Meyer, except Carlie.. she's mine…

BPOV

Edwards face lit up and he swallowed hard, his Adams apple bobbing up and down with the movement. A light smirk flitted to his lips for a moment before it was serious, well almost serious, his eyes still burned with want. I felt his lips on mine within moments and I couldn't help but laugh into the kiss. He pulled back and smiled at me. He looked towards the dining room and then back at me and then to the back door. I could tell a plan was forming beneath his bronze mane and so I thought it would be funny to dampen his mood. "I guess I better tell Jake it's over, I told you about Jake right? Tall, dark, handsome..." I saw his face drop and I couldn't help but giggle at his sour mood. "Oh come on Eddie, I'm just kidding with ya'! He's not that tall…" I laughed harder when I saw that he was scowling at me so I gave him my best 'I'm sorry' pout which earned me a chuckle. "Anyways I think we should get back for dinner they'll think you've stolen me away".

Before I was even aware what was happening I was slung over Edwards shoulders and he was shouting back to his mother and Alice. "Carlie is having a sleepover with you Alice. I'll be back in the morning" He was walking out of the back door with me still over his shoulder. I wiggled around but he turned and sank his teeth into my leg, hard enough to feel it but gentle enough not to mark. "Stop moving. You're mine for the night misses." He growled. He was moving and an almost inhuman pace, which was that more impressive when he had me to weigh him down.

"Um, hey there caveman. Put me down?" I patted his backside and laughed. "As much as I'm enjoying the view from back here, I prefer to be on my feet." He didn't make a move and continued to walk down the street, his house was at least a 15 minute walk away. "Edward if you're planning on walking for the next 15 minutes with me on your back, I'm questioning whether you're human!" He just continues to walk. "Put me down or the only thing blowing tonight is the hair drier!" I felt him tense and then begin to shift slightly. "Predictable" I mused quietly. I felt him begin to move even quicker and I couldn't help but laugh at him. "Edward! Put me down right now!." I bit him waist as hard as I could.

He yelped and dropped me on my backside before I had chance to know what to do. He just laughed down at me. "You bit me! Crazy woman" He continued to laugh. I sat on the pavement, not caring about the elderly man on the other side of the road staring at us. Edward stopped laughing and held out his hand for me, offering me his help. "Want a hand?"

I shook my head at him. "I'm fine here."

"Oh come on Bella, stand up." He was still holding his hand out for me with an eyebrow raised.

"No." I folded my arms and crossed my legs, staring up at him all the while and challenging him to make me move.

"Why not?"

"Because I don't wanna" I smirked.

"Bella" He warned. "People are looking" He jerked his chin in the direction of the gathering on the other side of the street. I waved at them all and then flipped the birdy. The elderly man that was first there almost had a heart attack while a man amongst the crowd who was quite handsome, smirked and winked at me. I was aware that Edward was watching so I made a show of looking the man straight in the eye and licked my lips. The man shifted uncomfortably and Edward growled something that I refused to listen to. I turned back to Edward and giggled, he wasn't finding this funny in the slightest. "Isabella. Stand up. Now." He glared at me and made me feel slightly uncomfortable. I still refused to move. He bent down and took hold of my arm. "Move it." I stayed firm though. Until he started to pull.

"Edward get the fu-" I didn't have time to finish before the man from across the road was interrupting.

"Hey now, I don't think the lady wants you handling her like that Edward" His southern accent laced through his words. He was quite attractive, but nothing compared to Edward. Which reminded me, how did John Wayne here know Edward? "Now I think it's best if you let the lil' lady go and move along" He placed his hand on Edwards shoulder. Well it was nice knowing ya' cowboy.

"Do not tell me what to do Peter, I'm not hurting her. She's my wife, Now remove your hand from my shoulder before I remove your hand from your body." He was still looking at me, daring me to defend this Peter. He knew I would under any other circumstance.

Peter dropped his arm and took a step closer to me and then turned round to face Edward. "It sure as hell don't look like she wants you pulling her arm out of socket, wife or not, I think she needs her limbs" I giggled quietly while this Peter fellow seemed to be standing his ground quite well. He held his hand out for me and Edwards eyes narrowed as I took it and stood up. "You okay there darlin' ?" Peter questioned.

"I'm just fine thank you" I smiled at him. I knew Edward was beyond pissed, but why not get a laugh out of it? "Edward just isn't impressed that his wife likes to have fun once in a while, but by the looks of it, this is the only fun I'm having today" Both myself and Peter laughed while Edward scowled. "I'm Bella by the way, it was nice meeting you! But we have to go, Eddie here needs stress relief" I shook Peters hand and turned to Edward, a very pissed Edward.

"The fuck was that Bella? Why are you trying to pi-" I cut him off with a kiss. I tangled my hands in his bronze locks and pulled him closer giving him everything I had. I felt his arm snake around my waist and something very hard dug into my hip, I couldn't help but smile at the poor man. I could hear the whistling from the crowd and some very enthusiastic 'get in there's' from some of the males. We broke apart for some air and I smirked towards the crowd before pulling Edward with me towards the house. We finally got to the front door and I was suddenly nervous. I remembered everything of mine missing everything gone. No trace of me left in that house. It was as though Edward could hear my inner thoughts. "Tanya burnt it all. I'm sorry Bella.. I bought new clothes, I replaced all the books, I thought you'd of come home after a couple of days but, well you know." He shrugged.

"I really am sorry Edward, I never meant to stay away. I wanted to come back. I really did."

"Forget about it" He gave me a sincere smile. "Now about that stress relief?" He winked.

"My my Edward, you sure know how to woo a woman don't you?"

"What can I say. When you look like me, charm comes naturally" He winked again. It was silly how I blushed. He still had the same effect on me, you know the make-you-go-from-hello-to-hump-me-in-under-3-seconds-with-a-single-look effect? It never seized to amaze me. "And I think you're the one in need of relief, but I'm guessing stress isn't what from" He smirked and lifted me up bridal style. "This is to compensate for not doing it right the first time. Here's to a delayed home humping." Oh what a charmer, real classy Cullen. In that moment though, he could have said what he wanted, it still wouldn't stop the fact I wanted his shirt and pants off within the next 10 seconds. I took advantage of my position and started to undo his shirt. He looked down at me, a pure look of lust made itself clear within his features. He let out the sexiest animalistic growl as he raced upstairs with me still in his arms.

I was lay down on the bed not 2 seconds before his mouth attacked mine and clothes were being removed and added to a pile on the floor…