When I awoke, I was in my bed at home. "Oh, what happened?" I asked. Simon held up a vial of red liquid. "You passed out after the spider bit you. I took some of your blood. It contains spider DNA, Noah. You may have been granted Spider powers." Simon said. I thrust out my hand and put my ring finger and middle finger against my palm, leaving my other three fingers out. Thwip! A web shot from my wrist and hit the celing.
"Okay, good news, I have amazing powers. Bad news is my Spider powers are Toby Maguire Spider powers. Yech!" I said. "What's wrong with Toby Maguire?" Simon asked. "His movies were not comicaally accurate and he's a crybaby. But, like Pete's Uncle Ben said, 'With great power, comes great responsability.'"
Suddenly, I heard a ringing in my head. "I'm guessing my Arachni-alert is tingling. I call it my Arachni-alert so I won't get sued." I said. I ran to the library, where my alert told me the danger was. I saw a young women cornering a blond female chipmunk. I recognized my girlfriend, Annabeth. I shot a web at the women. I pulled her closer to me. "Who are you and why are you cornering Annabeth?" I asked. The woman smilled. "Don't you recognize me, Noah? I comment on most of your stories. When you died it hit me real hard." she said.
"You're that aww person. Why?" I asked. Aww kissed me. "I love you." she said. I pushed her way. "Forget it, psyco. My heart belongs to Annabeth. You'de better clear off. I haven't tested all of my new Spider abilities yet and I don't want to hurt you. But if you ever try to get between me and Annabeth again, I'm gonna have to." I said.
As my former top commentor walked away, I said, "Now that that's over with, can someone help me think up a costume design. I got heroing to do...again."