Ponies Old & New (Plus One Human)
"Who and what the heck are you anyway? Are you a spy!" Rainbow Dash demanded as David just stood there with a blank expression on his face, knowing that Twilight would soon interject into this because of her friends behaviour.
"Dash calm down, your questioning is intimidating him. How about you go check the edge of the forest to see if there are any ponies around?" Twilight said.
Rainbow Dash gave a grunt before flying off to the edge of the forest.
"Sorry about my friend, she can be a little...hot headed at times" Twilight said.
"Oh don't worry, trust me I've seen much worse than her on my world" David said.
Twilight then realised she hadn't introduced themselves to this newcomer.
"Oh I'm sorry I didn't get introductions started, my name is Twilight Sparkle and that Pegasus you saw earlier was Rainbow Dash. This here is Applejack, the best farmer in Ponyville" Twilight said as she pointed to Applejack.
"Ah com on Twi I'm not tha good" Applejack replied.
"Pleasure to meet you Twilight & Applejack, I'm David Brown and I'm what you call a human on my world called Earth" He said.
"Human?...HUMAN! I've heard about them in books but I never thought I see one actually in front of me!" Twilight said as she was squealing.
"*Chuckle* Well I guess your wish was granted" David said as he, Twilight and Applejack all had a chuckle.
"There's somepony over there!" Rainbow Dash said as she came back down.
"Are they ponies?" Twilight asked.
"I said somepony, didn't I?" Rainbow Dash scoffed.
"I think Twilight has a point, those ponies over there do look different than you are" David said.
"Who are you then, the David Hoofingborough of ponies?" Rainbow Dash joked.
"Oh haha very funny Dash" David replied in a deadpanned tone.
"Well let's be careful now, we should probably try to avoid them in case they're hostile plus we don't even know if they speak the same language as we do. When Flutter-" Twilight tried to finish but then was interrupted by Rainbow Dash.
"They're coming" Rainbow Dash said casually.
"They what now?" Twilight replied in a panicked manner.
A pink flash was shown overhead. Twilight knew that they were detected and that it was unavoidable now. The pink flash then slowed down which revealed a fat pink Pegasus with a cutie mark that had two lightning bolts.
"Hiya there!" the pink Pegasus greeted as Twilight sighed, relieved that these ponies spoke the same language as them.
"I'm Firefly, the best flyer in all of Paradise Estates" Firefly said.
David thought to himself that Firefly and the current Rainbow Dash may have the same personality.
'Wow never thought that Hasbro would take personalities from older generations and insert them into the current generation. After this is over I may want to do some research on this...that is if I can ever go back home' David thought grimly to himself.
"Firefly, please refrain from disconcerting the sojourners" a voice said in the back, scolding Firefly.
"Sorry" Firefly said but then at the same time, David and Firefly said "What?".
"She said stop embarrassing them" said an additional voice.
Twilight, Applejack, Rainbow Dash and David all look to see a group of ponies who were all the same fatness as Firefly. As they approached these newcomers, they introduced themselves.
"Allow me to introduce myself and my compatriots. I am Wind Whistler. You've met Firefly. This is Paradise, Gusty, Sweet Stuff and Applejack" Wind Whistler said.
The G4 Applejack erupted into a coughing fit and David was just surprised that there was a pony with the exact same name as the pony behind him. G4 Applejacks coughing was so bad, Rainbow Dash had to pound on her back to get her to stop.
'Wow that's another shocker for me, however the Applejack I know is way better than this one' David thought to himself again.
"Uh...give me a second...um please" Twilight said as she pulled G4 Applejack, Rainbow Dash and David into a circle.
"Okay, new theory. My book talks about duplicate dimensions, where everything is basically the same as home, but a little bit different. This might be one of them. That means if anypony meets the alternate version of themselves, there could be some cataclysmic disaster. The universe itself could be undone!" Twilight exclaimed.
'Jesus, and I thought Doc Brown was scared of the consequences of Time Travel' David thought to himself again.
"So, rules: we need fake names, just in case. Also, let's try to set down some kind of prime directive. Mainly, just stay out of everypony's way" Twilight demanded to her friends.
"Yyyyyeah Twilight, I think were gonna get pulled into this whether we like it or not" David said.
"Just let me handle this" Twilight said as she faced the fat ponies.
"Uh my name is uhhh Twilight Twinkle and this here is Rainbow...Flash. This here is a human called David...Reese" Twilight said trying to think of more names up.
'Cool I get the nickname of Kyle Reese from The Terminator' David thought to himself.
"And this here is Applej- errrr...ummm" Twilight tried to think of a fake name for Applejack.
"Apple...uhh...Bloom" Applejack corrected for Twilight.
These fat ponies seem to be satisfied with these newcomers names though they were a little confused of their behaviour. Sweet Stuff was about to say something when Gusty interrupted.
"Hey David, Twilight said you were human right?" Gusty asked as David gave a confirmation in the form of a nod.
"Cool, which means you must know of Megan right?" Gusty asked again as David shooked his head.
"*Gasp* You don't know of Megan and The Rainbow Of Light?" Gusty asked in a surprise manner.
"You should come back with us because we are planning a huge feast tonight in honor of our new home and we'd love to have you" Sweet Stuff said before realising her mistake a begun making a correction.
"W-well, I mean, you should come as guests. I don't mean have you have you, like we're gonna eat you or-"
"I think they get the gist of it Sweet Stuff" Wind Whistler said, cutting off her sentence.
Twilight went silent for a few minutes thinking about whether to wait here for Fluttershy or to go with these strange new ponies. David, realising Twilight was taking too long, decided to interject the situation.
"Sure, we'll go with you. Twilight you took too long to make up your decision and these ponies don't look like they want to be kept waiting" David said.
As the fat ponies began to walk out of the forest, Paradise decided to wait for Twilight and her friends to catch up.
"You're not like anypony I've seen here, are you from another place?" Paradise asked.
"Far away and David was much farther away from where we are" Twilight replied.
"How fascinating because were newcomers, too, of a sort. We just recently moved to this part of the land. Paradise Estates was created for us by a magician named The Moochick" Paradise explained.
"Why, did you have to move?" Twilight asked.
"Oh god another boring history lesson, well better to just cut it here and see you all in the next chapter" David said aloud.
"Who are ya talkin to David?" G4 Applejack said.
"Oh no one, just saying things that don't make much sense around here, I do that sometimes" David replied.
"Rrrrrright" G4 Applejack said as she began to walk a little faster to catch up.
Bet you didn't expect my character to break the fourth wall now did you? Pinkie isn't the only one out there to do it, right Deadpool?
Deadpool: Absolutely!
Thought so, anyway we'll do what David saids and cut this chapter now and see you when they get to Paradise Estates.
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