The Battle of Paradise Estates Part 2
"Ah'm not sher this is gonna work David" Applejack said.
"Don't worry Applejack just lie to her that you're keeping it in your safe hooves and it will work" David replied.
"But ah'm an Element of Honesty, ah' don' like lying" Applejack said back to David.
"Sometimes Applejack, honest people or ponies in this case have to lie to either protect someone's feelings or set up a huge birthday party" David replied back to Applejack.
"Where'd ya learn tha'?" Applejack asked.
"Casablanca" David replied.
Applejack decided to drop the conversation there, knowing that talking about it further will infuriate them both.
As they approached Paradise Estates, they snuck past all the perimeter guards by using a hole in the wall which nopony noticed.
"I'm surprised these guards don't notice holes in their walls" David said about the intelligence of the Paradise Estates guards.
As they approached Megan's room they could hear Danny and Molly talking inside.
"I dunno why you even picked that thing up because you know you can't read" Danny said.
"I'm looking at the pictures, stupid!" Molly replied, annoyed by Danny.
Molly threw the book at Danny, which he fired his slingshot at, which caused the pebble to hit a mirror, breaking it.
"Seven years bad luck" Molly said, teasing Danny
"Nuh-uh. You made me hit it. That's your bad luck" Danny replied.
"My bad luck is being your sister" Molly replied back to Danny, teasing him some more.
"Yeah? Well, you-" Danny tried answering back to Molly before Megan had enough of it and decided to break up this little charade.
"Enough! You little brats! If you keep breaking everything around here, we'll have to force them to move again. I don't know about you idiots, but if I have to talk to those stupid witches one more time, I'm gonna hafta hit someone" Megan said, annoyed by her sister and brother.
"You should pick someone better to attack next time. They didn't even know how to make Smooze. We basically had to make it for them" Molly said.
"Ah-hah, so it was Megan that did it!" David said quietly to avoid being detected.
"Well looks like ah'm headin in now so ya better giv' me some good luc'" Applejack said quietly back to David as she approached the doors to their room.
"...You're gonna need it" David muttered to himself as he saw Applejack knock the door while watching from behind a window.
"Miss Megan?" Applejack timidly asked.
"Hello there! Oh, I remember you from earlier. You're Apple Bloom, right?" Megan said as she put a smile on her face again.
'That's a face only a mother woul-oh wait' David thought to himself as he saw the conversation going on.
"Why, thank ya kindly fer rememberin' mah name, ma'am. Ah'm sorry fer interruptin' ya at this late hour, but...y'see, ma'am, Ah'm an honest pony. Ah don't b'lieve in stickin' mah hooves where they don't need t'be. So Ah jus' feel it's kinda mah duty – as an honest pony an' all – ta tell ya that there's a group a' ponies that're a might mad at ya'll humans" Applejack explained to Megan.
"Yes, I know but trust me, they'll be...dealt with soon enough" Megan said.
"Well, Ah'm jes' a newcomer 'round these parts. Ah don't know nuthin' 'bout the goings-on. But Ah do hear tell them ponies're gonna try an' take that Rainbow from ya t'morrow sometime" Applejack said to Megan.
"Are they, now? Let me guess – your little unicorn friend is helping them?" Megan asked as she raised an eyebrow.
"Helpin'? Ma'am, she's co-ordinatin' the whole thing" Applejack replied.
'Ooooooh, nice one Applejack' David thought to himself.
"Apple Bloom, you're a good pony. You'll help me protect the Rainbow from them?" Megan asked the orange cowpony.
"Ma'am, so far as Ah see, there ain't no one else fit enough ta rule these ponies. If it ain't broke, don't fix it, as mah Granny Smith would say" Applejack replied.
"Well, they can't steal it from me if I don't have it" Megan said as she took the locket off her and put it in Applejacks hat.
"Here. Now it's hidden. I hope I can count on you to take care of that Rainbow" Megan said to Applejack.
"It can't be any safer. Anypony what tries ta git it, Ah'll give 'em a good buckin'" Applejack replied.
"Good. I'll get it from you tomorrow after I...talk to some of these unhappy ponies" Megan said.
"Ah'm sure it's jes' a misunderstandin'. After all, even Ah kin see who's boss 'round here" Applejack replied.
"I'll rest easier tonight. Thank you, Apple Bloom" Megan said as she kissed Applejack on the tip of her nose.
"UGGGGH THAT'S DISGUSTING!" David accidently shouted as he alerted everypony to his presence.
Megan looked around to see David sitting in her window, which he jumped off from and landed in some bushes.
"GUARDS! THE ROGUE HUMAN IS BACK! GET HIM!" Megan shouted to her guards outside.
Applejack just walked casually back outside, not wanting to get spotted at this moment.
"See? They can be taught. All it takes is a smooth tongue and a firm hand" Megan said to Molly and Danny as she calmed down.
"My lady! News from the resistance! They plan on stealing the Rainbow of Light!" the pony guard shouted as he came bursting into the room.
"I've already sent guards out to deal with the human. He thinks he can get his hands on the-" Megan stopped and suddenly realised that David wasn't waiting to steal the locket, he was waiting for Applejack to walk out back to him.
"RRRRRAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" Megan angrily screamed.
"Ah don't like lyin', Twilight & David. You know Ah don't" Applejack said as they walked back to the edge of the forest.
"We know Applejack but did you get it?" Twilight asked.
"Oh we got it alright" David replied as he pulled out the locket from Applejacks hat.
"Ah swear, Twi, if you ever try ta get me t'do somethin' like that again, Ah'm gonna applebuck ya straight back ta Canterlot. She kissed me! On the snout!" Applejack said, irritated by the fact that she had to lie.
"Let me tell you, I nearly puked when I saw Megan kiss her on the snout, it was that bad!" David said as he remembered the horrible memory.
"Sorry about that. We couldn't have done it without you, AJ. Now, just keep that thing safe until we've got everything under control" Twilight said as a loud scream could be heard from Paradise Estates.
"Damn, she is pissed!" David said as he prepared for combat.
"Everyone! Get ready!" Twilight shouted to the whole group.
The group of rebels all lined themselves up with the shy ponies taking up the back. Twilight saw Posey and Sweet Stuff trying to hide behind the others. She also saw Wind Whistler, Gusty and North Star in the group.
"Try your best. If you don't want to fight, at least stand your ground. Aid the injured, even if they're not on our side" Twilight said to the group.
"Ah still think this's a bad idea, Twi. But Ah'm behind ya all the way" Applejack said to Twilight as she stood on the frontline.
"I know. And I appreciate it. I know everything will turn out okay as long as we stick together" Twilight replied.
"Oooooh that bitch is going down" David said as he wielded a 3 foot long staff, which he held like Darth Maul did.
In the sky, Rainbow Dash spotted the loyal followers of Megan approaching them with their leader in the back. Dash signalled the group below that they were coming.
"Okay, everypony, these ponies are your friends. Even though they're not eye-to-eye with you right now, they are still your friends. Subdue them, capture them, but please try not to hurt them" Twilight said to the group one last time.
The rebels nodded as they stood their ground. The followers of Megan were seen on the horizon as they approached them.
"OK AUTHOR! DO YOUR THING!" David shouted to the sky.
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The rebels all looked at David, confused as they went straight into battle. The followers of Megan were all too tired from running down the hill and were unprepared for the first assault. Most of the ponies however tried not hurting the other as they were friends.
Only a selected few were actually attacking. David was whooping pony flank with his staff (and thanks to watching lightsaber choreography), easily dispatching the guards who were chasing him earlier.
Gusty was charging at Megan pushing all the others out of the way. She was only stopped when another unicorn got in her way.
She let out a horrible whinny as the other unicorn cowered in fear. David was almost through most of the group as he saw Megan in his sights.
"Ok bitch, you're mine!" David said as fought his way in.
"I need your help. You have to protect me!" Megan said as she grabbed Truly.
"Wh-what? How?" Truly replied.
"Get the little ones from the nursery and bring them here. They won't attack the babies" Megan ordered.
"You're gonna use the babies as a shield? Megan, how dare you?" Truly replied in shock.
"How dare I? How dare you question my orders! Get those brats over here to protect me!" Megan demanded.
The other ponies on the battlefield all heard the conversation and stopped, even David.
"What's Megan doing?" one pony asked.
"Did...did she just ask for the babies?" another pony said.
"As a shield?" David said, shocked by what he was hearing.
Most ponies on Megan's side turned and faced her, much to the relief of their friends. There were still a few followers to Megan but now they were hopelessly outnumbered. What none of them noticed was that Firefly and Rainbow Dash were in the sky, with Rainbow Dash about to do her Sonic Rainboom.
"STOP!" David shouted as the ponies surrounded Megan, Molly and Danny.
"I will deal with Megan...myself" David said as he approached the human tyrant.
Megan noticed David as well and the anger inside her rose from him slapping her in the face, it overrided the order of her brain to run off and picked up a 3 foot long stick of wood on the way to him.
"I've been waiting for you David Reese, we meet again at last" Megan said as they both readied themselves into combat stances.
"The time has now come, when you ran away after slapping me I was but the learner, now I am the master!" Megan added.
"Only a master of ruthlessness Megan!" David said as they both attacked.
I know, I feel like a bastard leaving this on a cliffhanger but don't worry, you'll soon get what you want.
Please leave a review of this and DON'T TRY ANY OF THE STUNTS DAVID DID AT HOME! I don't want anypony or anyone getting upset with their parents or friends.