A girl with long Black hair, big – doe like – chocolate brown eyes, pale skin, who was really short and wearing a short plaid pleated school girl skirt, with crosses on the bottom, a leather top, a loose belt, a long leather black glove on one hand, bracelets up and down arm, and was holding a big (Pokémon announcer) microphone; walks into the middle of a room (onto a huge platform) with a waterfall, huge meadow, flowers, and trees.

"Hi guys!" She says, waving. "It's me, Ninja Penguin Princess! I figured you were getting bored of the boring way of me introducing the chapter, I am appearing as I would if I could (I look mostly like this anyway), so here goes!"

Kyo appears, followed by woman and he looks miserable "Yes…. The rumors are true…. I and that… rat are getting married in this chapter."

Yuki appears, sighing and tilting his head down "So…. Kyo is in a dress in this chapter and there is…. As Miss Ninja would say, fluff."

Ninja's eyes mist over and she says "I love you all so much, thank you, I never thought I would get 1 review; I have 20 and they are ALL good. You guys are amazing, I seriously thought this story would crash and burn by now."

A big message shoots across the screen as Ninja cries it reads "DISCLAIMER: Ninja Penguin Princess does in no way own Fruits Basket She wishes she did…. On with the story; yes?"

Kyo POV:

Kyo sighed as he looked up at his soon-to-be-brother. Ayame was practically screaming with joy as he ran off to find the 'perfect accessories for his new baby brother' and Kyo sulked.

He looked up around the room and knew that everyone he knew (except, maybe, the kids at school) would be here; watching him as he makes a fool of himself in that. Kyo hadn't looked at the dress and tried very hard not to, this arrangement was bad enough as it was without a dress making things complicated.

There was a swift 'rap' on the door and Kyo muttered "Come in, I guess." He expected it to be Tohru, or Kagura, but his Fiancé was standing there, looking uncomfortable and out of place.

Kyo had to stop himself from throwing a shoe at Yuki and screaming 'It's bad luck!' and scowled at himself 'What the hell is wrong with me!' he asked himself –knowing there wasn't an answer.

"Rat." He finally managed, his crimson eyes looking anywhere other than at Yuki. If he had peaked- Which he didn't- he would noticed that Yuki was already dressed, in a gorgeous black and white tuxedo with a bow-tie and a black jacket/shoes/pants, and a white button up shirt/cufflinks/part of bow-tie. Yuki's silver hair was in his face and shiny as ever, he had a strange area around him that made Kyo want to throw his arms around him and….

"Kisa sent me with these." He said plainly and put some things on the table; a blue bracelet, a envelope that read 'Borrowed' and envelope that read 'Old'.

"Thanks." Kyo muttered softly and switched his gaze to the floor.

"Are you OK Ky- ….. Cat?" Yuki asked, slipping and almost calling him 'Kyo' that went away when their kiss did.

"I'm fine." Kyo said a little too quickly, wrapping his arms around his body. He didn't hear Yuki sit down next to him; he didn't let him stay when he felt the strong soft arms around him and smelt earth, violets, and Axe invade his nostrils. Kyo most certainly did not lean into Yuki's embrace, or breathe in his smell deeper.

"I'm always here." Yuki whispered before standing and leaving the room. Kyo felt that his face was hot- he didn't care anymore. At least, not until Ayame walked in and commented on it; the only thing he cared about then was how hard he could punch.

Yuki:

Yuki sighed and ran a hand through his silver locks as he paced through the lobby before making his way to the aisle. Kyo wasn't supposed to make him feel like this. Tohru was supposed to make his stomach flop, make him feel so protective, comforting and caring, she was supposed to make him imagine her in dresses and imagine kissing her, imagine saving her and Tohru being his damsel in distress.

Yuki was supposed to fight with Kyo over Tohru, he was supposed to be jealous of Kyo being with Tohru, and He was supposed to imagine holding her hand, having children with her, being married to her, laughing with her. So why, pray tell, does he imagine all that stuff and feel that way about Kyo? Why does looking at Kyo being sad make him sad? Why does he feel so protective over a boy who could relatively take care of himself? Why does his heart speed up? Why, dammit!

Yuki smiled and kicked a laughing Shigure in the unmentionables as he pondered this. Kyo was sweet, when you get inside his walls, he was as pretty- no, prettier- then any girl Yuki had ever met, he was sarcastic and funny, he smelt like roses, a summer breeze, and, which now Yuki knows he is so like, the ocean. Kyo tasted like sweet chocolate, rich and warm (loving) cream, fiery mints, and the laughter he so often laughed.

Yuki looked up as Tohru walked down the aisle with Momiji, then Ayame and Shigure (ew), and Kisa and Horu (the ring bearer and flower girl) and- way too fast a traditional tune played and first Yuki saw Kazuma-san (did I spell it right?) dragging someone into the hall.

His heart stopped.

Kyo was in a strapless white dress, it was more Cinderella style than anything, his dress had ruffles from a little under his waist down, it had a black sash tied around his waist and he was wearing white flats and long white gloves.

Kyo had a veil hanging over his face gorgeous orange hair- which was styled in a curly/wavy way with a few flowers in it, his cheeks were bright red- rosy, and his eyes were flashing. He had on some lip-gloss (Yuki could tell) and some eyeliner; he held a bouquet of white lily's, tiger lilies, violets, and pink roses in his hands. Kyo's skin was glowing and before Yuki knew it he was in front of him, and Kazuma-san had placed Kyo's hand in Yuki's before walking to his spot.

Both Yuki and Kyo turned to face Hitori before they let go of their hands.

"Friends, family members, we are gathered here today to join the persons of Soma Kyo and Soma Yuki, in holy matrimony. If there is anyone to object to this union, speck now or forever hold your peace." Both Haru and Kagura looked as if they wanted to jump up quickly.

"The couple was told to present their own vows, Yuki?" Yuki got out a slip of paper and read quickly.

"Kyo, I know this wasn't our decision, I know we don't really want this. But, I'm learning things about you I wouldn't have cared to learn before; like how you love staying up late just so you can see the moon at its best. I know this won't be easy, but I could be stuck with a lot of people; and I'm glad it's you." Yuki didn't dare recite from the heart; there is no telling what he would say.

Kyo nodded and read off his slip, his veil moving a little to show his blush was now a romantic pink. "Yuki, I seriously never thought that we would ever be this close, ever be like this. I really never thought I would wear a dress." A few chuckles at that "But, I have learned things about you as well in the past week, like how you love to garden more than you love to fight, how you are afraid to laugh in front of people. I've learned that I blame you too much with some stuff-"a few gasps "And not enough with others."

"Oh!" rang throughout the room "I am really glad that it's you I am stuck with forever."

Hitori nodded and looked at Horu "The rings."

"Do you, Yuki, take Kyo to be your lawful wedded wife…-" Kyo snorted at this and Yuki smiled at him "….And in health till death do you part?"

"I-… I do." Yuki said and smiled at Kyo brightly, not at all feeling happy but strangely- somehow- feeling ecstatic.

"Do you, Kyo…." Yuki drowned out Hitori and stared at Kyo- how had he never noticed how girly Kyo was? Why did everyone assume he was more girly?

"You may now kiss the bride." Yuki and Kyo awkwardly stared at each other before Yuki pulled up Kyo's veil and leaned in.

HAHAHA! Rest of wedding is going to be posted up soon. Love you!