Hi guys, sorry it took so long but I was working with a friend on another story and I was really tired. I tried really hard, but I couldn't re-create the lemon. There will be making out, then waking up and drama with other characters. Sorry :/ I'll try harder next time, but I needed to get this out before you guys murdered me (And I felt SO BAD about not updating for more then a whole month) I may be a Ninja, but I am no match for angry fans. Sorry it's so short, but I really ran out of ideas without a...you know...lemon.

Kyo: I was so happy, I thought you'd fallen in a hole or your fans had killed you...no such luck. Damn.

Ninja: Why are you so mean!

Yuki: He's always been that way, Miss Ninja.

Kyo: *Screams like a girl* WHAT THE FUCK! When the hell did you get here! O.o Hey! I did not scream like a girl!

Yuki: Um...suuuuure you didn't...And She can't actually do this without me, can she?

Ninja: NoPe *pops the P* And Kyo, answer the question, plus admit you did scream like a girl!

Kyo: I have my reasons! And I DID NOT SCREAM LIKE A GIRL!

Ninja: Okay then, *totally doesn't believe him* I think my fans are bored enough and most likely just skipped over all of this.. *sigh* sooooo...*Cough,* KYO that means you *Cough*

Kyo: *sigh* Why do I always have to do it! We do not belong to her, we work for an organization that basically makes us participate in fanfictions no matter what. HELP!

Last time on "My wife the cat":

"Yuki," Kyo looked at him like he was a retard "You're sexy and we're married… duh." Yuki backed away from the cat and gasped when he kissed him, wasting no time to straddle his hips, kissing Yuki's lips in a desperate kiss that made the stiff rat kiss lightly back, not thinking of the consequences.

Now Chapter 8: Oh Kami, I slept with the rat:

Kyo:

Kyo smiled at Yuki, his brain hazy. He kissed the rat, straddling his hips desperately and feeling him stiffen which made the intoxicated cat confused, wasn't this what all newly weds did on their Honeymoon?

His confusion was quickly sent away when the silver-haired teen wrapped his arms around Kyo's back pulling him in possibly closer. They kissed each other hungrily, tongues mashing and teeth slightly bashing. Somewhere in the mix Yuki's shirt had got lost and Kyo had become pinned under the taller teen, both of them stretched out on the large couch.

They just kissed until Kyo became dizzy and couldn't tell up from down (or was that just the alcohol?) Yuki backed away slightly, breathing harshly, his hair slightly in the smaller boy's flushed face.

Yuki began to kiss and lick down Kyo's neck, sucking and biting at certain spots which made the cat throw back his head and let out a moan, fingers slightly clawing into the couch cushion.

A hot feeling of want was burning in Kyo's chest and- well you get the idea. He arched his back as Yuki slowly took off Kyo's own shirt, writhing and letting out loud moans.

"Yu-Ki!" He breathed as said boy began to play with a pink nipple. "Oh Kami, YUKI!" He nearly screamed, looking up at the almost equally drunken eyes of the rat, filled with lust and want.

"I know what you want..." He breathed, the rat raising an eyebrow but the lust in his eyes growing "You can take it."

Kagura:

Kagura paced down the halls of the abandoned school, having already paid someone for a key to get in when she wanted. A girl with light brown hair tied into pigtails (with orange and purple ribbons that had writing on them which read: Love's Warriors) She was wearing a silver shirt which looked like a school girls one, orange and purple skirt, and a red school jacket. Her jacket read- Minami Kinoshita: Second in command, Brigadier General. Soldier #: 278 She had on combat boots and a belt tied to her side filled with weapons, she carried a shoulder bag- which also read Love's Warriors

"What took so long, Minami." She stated, glaring at the taller girl. Minami sweat dropped.

"S-Sorry President Kagura Sir! I had a hard time figuring out which door you unlocked, sir!" She saluted Kagura, who just sighed and smiled brightly.

"Why didn't you say so, silly! We're almost ready to begin!" Kagura laughed and began skipping down the hall, completely at ease with both plan A through plan F and after (plan F is where they star trying to kill them..get it, F because all the others failed, a Kagura idea of course)

Kagura was wearing something along the lines of Minami's, except she had her bear backpack and both she and the bear were wearing orange combat headbands tied too the side. Her Jacket read President Kagura Soma, your leader. Soldier #: 01. She looked back over her shoulder "Are you coming or not, Soldier!"

"Oh! Coming Sir!" Minami yelled, running to catch up with the older girl.

They walked into a room filled with a few people, Motoko was in the back, looking as if she'd rather not be in the "Presidents circle" of this team. Kagura sat down in front, Minami sitting down on her right and no-one else allowed that near the President.

Kagura banged on a gavel (where did she even get it...oh well) and got everyone's attention. "May the first meeting of the council of Love's Warriors begin!" She smiled at them genuinely and looked straight at Minami "Take notes on this meeting."

The brown-eyes pig-tailed girl just nodded and began scribbling down. "Now, first order of business, I have already made the before the Plans-Plan." A few people muttered some things and Kagura's eyebrow twitched. "We need to get them down here before we split them up, so, I know exactly where there joke of a honeymoon is taking place, and I know exactly how we can put an end to it. At our first real meeting I will tell everyone of how our plan went, Motoko!" The girl in question jumped and eyed Kagura cautiously.

"Yes...Sir?" Motoko muttered, eying Kagura up and down, as if judging distance, then eying the door. Ahh. She's scared. Kagura smirked.

"I want you to inform all the other Love Warriors about our plan to stop their Honeymoon, don't give any specifics because It might not work and in that case I have a back up." Motoko nodded "Now Motoko!" Kagura snapped and Motoko nearly ran out of the room.

"Now that she's gone, I'll need Minami, Rika, Mio, and Mai. All of you guys can train in the gym until we get back, we need every soldier prepared for the worst, I know how freaky the Soma family gets, I am one of the only normal ones. GOT THAT, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!" Everyone but the ones who were told to stay jumped up and ran.

"What are we going to do to get them from their Honeymoon quicker, Sir?" Kagura just smirked and began laughing evilly.

Kyo:

Kyo woke up to harsh light hitting his eyes, he rolled over, not wanting to get up and feeling content. He snuggled into the warm body who was holding him tightly. Wait, warm body?

He looked up lazily, his slightly sweaty and damp orange hair falling in his face. He managed to make out a naked chest, traveling up he saw and angelic face with strands of silver hair in it. Oh dear lord no. He closed his eyes and opened them again, trying to make this not real. He was very much naked and pillowed into his equally naked cousin's/husband's chest, Yuki's arms making it impossible to move. This was not happening, one word came to Kyo's mind: awkward.

"Oh Kami Damn, Damn- Damn- damn- Oh Kami dammit, Oh Kami please, please we didn't...?" He whispered, his voice cracking and trailing off.

Very, very carefully, Kyo tried to weave himself out of Yuki's arms, only succeeding in the silver haired teen wrapping them around him tighter.

Finally he didn't care if this was going to be awkward and embarrassing as hell. "Let me go you damn rat!" He screamed, Yuki's eyes flaring open and glancing up at him.

END SCENE! Sorry It's so crappy and the smut is so short...eh, at least I gave you something...? Right? This is better than nothing? So, if it is, would you be kind enough to review, Hmm? I really get depressed and don't write when I don't get them.

Thanks to these Reviewers, who I've noticed have been reviewing every chapter.

Bipolar Lover: Thanks and I'm sorry If the Smut sucked, please keep reviewing as I literally have no where to go but up.

Just-the-narrator: Thanks for your awesome reviews! And I just wanted Kyo to look wasted, so it's awesome that he was a funny-wasted guy.

Kuro Yoshi: You were one of my first reviewers and just keep on reviewing, thanks!

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Crying without a single Tear: Thank you so much for your support on both of my fanficitions. I hope you keep reviewing and that you update that 'OC' story you are doing!

Sammi 117: Don't worry, Kagura scares us all. Thanks for your reviews!

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Firevein: Thanks, I don't see why people like this so much since It comes from MY keyboard but, it's awesome that people do like it!

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That's all I have time for today, remember- More reviews=motivation for me=quicker updates

Please try to read Ranma Saotome and the Sorcerer's stone Me and my friend kind of adopted it from someone, but it's a weird adoption as we're only using one or two of their ideas...I know not really one but I still give credit :p So please read and review!

I must warn you, I'm a ninja~

~Ninja Penguin Princess