READ THIS! IMPORTANT! Hey guys! Sorry it took so long but I ran out of ideas -.- and I am really, really tired - just because I love you doesn't mean I don't love reading other peoples fanfictions. One of my favorite authors (who has insanely big chapters, almost the length of my entire book) updated twice last week and then three times this week and so...well, it was for a great cause.

Her name is StarLight Massacre and she is amazing! She is writing a Harry Potter one and I love it! It's called Rise of the Drackens and has lots of boy-smut. Yum, boy smut. STILL IMPORTANT HERE SO... DON'T STOP - BE-READIN'! This chapter is slightly short and the surprise might not be to good, but I owed it to you. Anyway, Th-

Kyo: *In a imitation of Ninja's voice which sounds exactly like her in a creepy way like Junie from spy kids* Thanks so much for the reviews, I love you all and can't wait to hear what you think of this chapter! KYO DISCLAIMER!

Yuki: o.O

Ninja: o.O

Kyo: Everyone's a critic. But seriously, why are you reading this piece of garbage? Run away while you can. And if she owned it would you be reading it on here, or would you be getting your smut on actual TV. Wait -no- I mean, oh well. Here it is!

Rika, Kagura, and the fans:

Rika slowly walked back to camp, holding a tissue to her leaking nose, her subordinates and herself grinning like mad. She giggled slightly and practically skipped to the campsite. Kagura looked at her strangely and she saluted clumsily, wiping the remaining blood off and throwing her tissue away.

"President Kagura, sir." She laughed, her light brown hair was down from the bun it had been forced into under her orange and silver army beret, and hung freely, beret forgotten on the ground a while back.

Kagura had decided to take more girls and ended up with a whole campsite of girls willing to do what she wanted. (Ninja: Not like that you perverts!)

"Well, what the hel- I mean...What happened Colonel Aida?" The brown/grey eyed girl snapped, obviously wondering why her officers were acting so weird.

"It was wonderful!" One of the girls whose names were unknown chimed, setting all the others off.

"Amazing!"

"So Kawaii!"

"I'm never going back!" Then all the girls from the mission (about 10 or 11) turned towards Kagura and said at the same time "WE QUIT!"

"Wha-Why! No! Why!" Kagura panicked, slowly turning frightning, her officers who remained backing up.

Rika just giggled obliviously and promptly got another nose bleed "W-e-ell!" She sing-songed and that started another batch of giggling "Should we tell her girls?" All the girls nodded enthusiastically and Rika giggled again, most of the girls blushing and trying to rein in their nose bleeds.

"You see Presi-Kagura-san, it all started like this..."

FADES TO FLASHBACK, KYO AND YUKI'S HONEYMOON COTTAGE, AROUND AN HOUR AGO:

Rika led her team forward, not stopping for a second. They saw Kyo head into the house, a scowl on his face and his hands shoved in his pockets. "Grappling hook." Her girls searched for a minute before one raised their hand

"Colonel Aida sir! We do not have one."

Rika sighed and improvised "Get me a sword and a rope, stat." Immediately one of each was given. She tied the sword onto the rope in a double knot, tying knots every few inches into the rope so they could climb up with more ease, and judged the distance and her strength. She finally threw it, the sword impaling itself into the surface of the roof.

After making sure it was sturdy, the 10 other girls and herself climbed up the rope and pulled it up, placing it off to the side. "You guys ready?" The girls just nodded.

Rika smiled and stood up, walking over to a window and un-locking it, pulling it up and out quickly. Yuki might pick her over Kyo and Tohru when this mess was over -and they'd be happy.

SCREECH:

Kagura wrinkled her nose "That doesn't sound a reason for you to leave."

Rika just smiled brightly "Wait for it Kagura!"

FADES BACK TO FLASHBACK:

Rika and her teammates nodded at one another, surveying the halls she motioned for them to go ahead, and stopped at the top of the stairs, her mouth dropped. Kyo and Yuki's shirts were both off, they were kissing fiercely and someone-being to late to get here she honestly didn't know who-had slipped in a tongue which both boys were now caressing in a fierce passion.

Kyo was pinned under Yuki, his face flushed and lips bright red and wet. Yuki looked just as flushed, but a confidence covered his face -most likely from the alcohol which the girls could see strewn over the room- as he leaned down, licking slowly down his neck and to his chest.

Kyo arched his back and groaned, both boys were breathing slightly hard as they stared at each other. Rika felt herself get slightly hot and her subordinates were frozen in the same state as her.

Yuki bit down lightly on on of Kyo's pink - was nipple a word a girl could use for a boy?- nipples and the orange haired boy's face began to match his eyes. Yuki's tongue kept traveling down though, and down, and down, and down. Until he finally reached his destination.

Smirking at the smaller boy, the drunk Silver-haired Prince tugged off Kyo's pants, leaving him in nothing but black boxers. Yuki smiled up at Kyo again, and slowly began to kiss/palm his ever growing shaft through the boxers. Rika felt something in her nose (and other areas) twitch and she signaled for her soldiers to get out their spy glasses - to better observe their target, of course.

Yuki was currently playing with Kyo's hem, slowly pulling it down and almost brushing Kyo's throbbing member. Keyword: almost. Kyo was moaning and writhing under his husband. "Please." He muttered, begging into Yuki's violet eyes.

Yuki just smirked "Please what, Kyo." If any fan-girl (or Kyo, of course) was not horny, that voice set them off, several of them sported small nose-bleeds, others were frantically fanning their faces.

"Yuki, just do it already!" Kyo practically screamed, Yuki smirking and ripping off (Ninja: yes, I mean Literally) Kyo's boxers. He slowly kissed down the shaft, flicking his tongue out briefly, before wrapping his mouth around the head.

Kyo's face clenched up and he grasped Yuki's neck, encouraging his partner to go down further. Yuki smirked around the cock in his mouth and began to deep throat Kyo, his head bobbing up and down.

"Oh damn! Ahh, kami! Ah kami YUKI!" Kyo screamed, clawing into the taller-teen's back and breathing heavily. Rika noticed that all of her girls looked like they could faint, and she was now sporting a massive nose-bleed.

"Retreat." She managed to croak in a whisper, though none of the girls moved, their eyes fixed on the boys.

Kyo screamed, arching his back "Fuuuuck, YUKI!" He moaned, going slightly limp and gazing at the other boy and frowning slightly. Yuki slowly got off of Kyo's shaft, making sure to do it slow enough to get the other teen semi-hard.

"You." Kyo began, pausing between each word to punctuate them by kissing the prince "Have. To. Many. Clothes. On." Yuki just smiled and claimed Kyo's mouth again, swiftly pulling off his own pants and boxers in one quick move.

"Guys, we-.. w-w-weeeee ne-e-d to get back, we'll get ca-aught u-u-up h-h-h-he-here." Rika managed to stutter, her girls nodding in agreement.

FADE BACK TO REALITY:

Rika giggled at Kagura, sporting another nose bleed and blushing heavily.

"YOU DID WHAT!" Kagura shrieked, glancing back and forth between the girls. "You could have stopped them! Why'd you just stand there - they could be doing it!"

Rika just looked sad "I know...we're sorry, we wanted to stay longer and record but our brains were fizzy and we could have got caught and-"

Kagura looked furious, then her expression changed to thoughtful. Not noticing this, Rika babbled on "If you wanna quit we're starting a Slash, Yaoi, Lemons, Yuri and more Club! It's going to be awesome!"

Kagura smiled sadly at them "Get them, they need to be quarantined! They've been infected with the...um...The Slash disease, yeah...that'll work... I mean, lock them in the health tent, NOW!" Soldiers scurried and managed to get all the girls, all except three who managed to run away. Rika was one of the girls they couldn't capture, and that bothered Kagura a little.

"Listen up -we need a new plan. Everyone is to stay away from Yuki and Kyo when they do their...things. It can infect us all." Soldiers nodded while the health tent erupted in giggles. "SEE! Their in confinement and their laughing! It's dangerous."

Little did she know, she was partially right.

Sorry guys, that's it. Sorry it sucked and was so short, but I really -REALLY- spent to much time trying to perfect my smut. Maybe I'm not cut out for this or I'm just new and suck at it -whatever! Thanks for the reviews!

A special thanks to FinalVerse for being reviewer number 45, We're almost at 50!

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~Ninja Penguin Princess.