IMPORTANT NOTE FROM THE AUTHOR:
WARNING! Prepare for one of the worst things I've ever written. No joke. Please just ignore it, pretend it doesn't exist and go to the next drabble. I had to post it for my friend. She'll get it. Hopefully no one else will or your minds are as far in the gutter as mine is.
Tony rolled his eyes, watching off of his balcony as Steve serenaded him. He had thought it endearing at first, until he realized in this position he was totally Juliet and he was not okay with being the girl in the relationship, let alone, letting Tony be the playboy.
And then, he actually listened to the song. It was actually endearing, in a simple song reassuring Tony of all of his fears—that Steve wasn't going to leave him. But there was something in the lyrics he simply couldn't put aside.
"You say, I am the moonlight. I watch you, at night," Steve sang, fudging through half of the notes, but that wasn't what concerned Tony. Was Steve admitting he was a stalker?
And those weren't the only parts of the song that bothered him. It may have been his immature 16-year old mind talking to him, but there was just something perverted about 'it rising again.' At which point, Tony burst out into laughter.
Steve stopped abruptly. "Is there something wrong?" he asked. While he looked calm, Steve was somewhere between pissed and upset that Tony was laughing at him.
"I'm sorry, Steve," Tony apologized, walking down the steps to meet him. No matter how hard he tried, he couldn't get that smirk to leave his face. "That was just the perfect song—too perfect I think."
Steve still didn't understand. "O-Okay?"
Song: My Heart is Yours by Dedrik Soli (Norway, Eurovision 2010)
A/N: It's a joke that was taken waaay to far my senior year.