Here's chapter two! Thank you for the (two) reviews! Even if they're small amount I still enjoy them!
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Dear Diary,
I told Claude to go take a vacation because he was getting highly annoying. Claude got all excited and skipped out of the house literally five seconds later with a large bundle of suitcases. I don't know where he is headed but as long as he is far away from me, I don't care.
It's barely been five minutes since he's left and I miss him. I don't know how to tie my shoes and Claude isn't here to do it for me. I would force Hannah to do it but she's terrified of me and locked herself in her room somewhere and it would be awful if I had to walk down to her room to ask her. I hate walking long distances… usually I have Claude carry me when I'm tired. But he isn't here… I miss Claude…
It's now been ten minutes and I have no idea where Claude is so I can't command him to come back here. Maybe I should go see Ciel and complain to him that I don't have a butler anymore… WAIT! Doesn't Ciel have a butler? That's it! I'm going to kidnap Sebastian! I bet Sebastian is an even better butler than Claude! I can't wait for him to tie my shoes! I'm so excited I could die!
-Le time skip-
I'm under Ciel's bed right now. It's crowded with boxes of eye patches and each box has a different kind. The box on my left has pink eye patches, and on my right a bedazzled one. I think I might steal that. I hear footsteps… I'm pretty sure they're Ciel's…. nope. The feet are coming to the edge of the bed and they're huge. It must be Sebastian! No, it's Ciel… He just bent down and found me under his bed… and now he's screaming profanities at me and telling me to stop writing and listen to him-
This is Ciel. Alois if you are reading this, yes I have stolen your beloved diary because you were not listening to me. I would like you to stop invading my home and disturbing the peace here. You may not have my butler, and I agree he is dreamy. But you may not have him. He is mine. You have Claude… if he ever comes back! HA! Such a loser! You told Claude to leave and now he's never coming back! HAHAHAHA! Also, I want my bedazzled eye patch back that you stole from my boxes under my bed.
Goodbye,
Ciel Phantomhive the awesomest person ever!
Sorry this is a bit short, but it's a diary so the entries are smaller than a chapter would be. So because of how short these are I'll try to update 2 chapters a day! (If I'm not being lazy xD)
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