This is a story dating back to when Phineas had a dad that wasn't the creepy British guy. It was a stormy night when Ferb's Dad went to get a hand job down town at the local glory hole. There he met a man almost as creepy as he was, so he had to have sex with him. Ferb's Dad said to the strange man "Hey man your pretty creepy for an American, wanna have sex?" The strange man replied with a "Fuck yea I do!" Ferb's Dad told him he will grab Ferb, his only son who he often took advantage of. The strange man once again said "Wow, I wish I could take advantage of my son, but he's really disturbing to look at, he was deformed when he was born, he has a pointy face. I come here every night just to get the fuck away from him and his creepy deformed sister." Ferb's Dad then told him "Same with my kind, he has no neck, lopsided eyes, and green hair! But don't worry, once you fuck them in their ass enough, they stop talking! Oh yea friend what's your name, I never caught it?" The strange man replied with a "The names Phineas' Dad Flynn, But my friend call me Sex Dad. Oh yea when are we gonna ass rape your son?" Ferb's Dad said, "Anytime you like." And gave him his address. The next day Phineas' Dad came by with a bottle of lube. Ferb was shaking, knowing the fact his father was going to force him into another threesome with another random guy he met at the glory hole. When Phineas' Dad came into the house, Ferb was hiding. They had to track him down, beat him, then rape him. They found him under the bed and dragged him out. Ferb's Dad had a baseball bat and Phineas' Dad held him there. They beat Ferb so bad he was in a coma for 3 days, and in those three days, the boys had the best time of their creepy lives. They fucked his ass about 38 times, and filled his Bowles with cum, and clogged his throat pipe with their manly sauce. Ferb almost died, and Phineas Dad did die. When Ferb's Dad and Phineas' Dad were doing drugs, Phineas' Dad was fucking Ferb's ass a little too long, and it was Ferb's Dad's turn. Ferb's Dad broke Phineas' Dad's neck with his bat, In Phineas' Dad's dying breath, Ferb's Dad swore to take care of his son and not fuck him in his ass, And to never fuck Ferb's fine ass ever again, unless he was found out, THE END.