Ok people, I'm limited to 2 hours on the computer every day, except weekends, so these might take longer than I hoped. So far my Haruhi Fan Fic is a big hit, I've heard from some people that I did a really good job on it, and I still have like 7 chapters till the interesting stuff happens. Well, I didn't know whether to do the next Love Is War, or A Real Life Lucky Star next, but I chose A Real Life Lucky Star, because I thought it would be quicker to write. I mean what's more easy than writing about YOURSELF? Another note, I found out that my local Barnes & Noble's has a bunch of the Higurashi manga's from the first season, and I got both books on the Atonement Arc, and I must say, Rena is just as cute if not CUTER on paper as she is in the anime. She also says "Adowable" in the manga and I like FLIP when she says it. Also the scene with the Maggots in the manga is REALLY gruesome and REALLY cool. Also I must apologize, I actually switched the gender of 4 PEOPLE for this story, last chapter. 2 characters mentioned, and the people they have a crush on. As I said, my best Friend, Luc, was Konata, and he has had this HUGE crush on this girl, but I had to switch both their genders. Then Sanae is ACTUALLY a guy, I only switched his gender because I realized, why would Konata be sitting alone at a table full of guys? Lol Anyways, read on my brethren! Oh also some new characters to look for
Sanae: Jake, one of my GREAT friends from School. Sorry Jake, but I changed your Gender!
Tony: Different Jake, sorry AC but I had to turn Tony into a bully... and fat, secretly has a crush on Kagami
Tsukune: Javi (Yes it's spelled that way) a semi popular kid that acts tougher than he is
Yurji: Harry, kid who acts tougher than he is. (Wordplay on Yuri [MW3 and Lesbians FTW!])
Shiri: Matt, ends up being a large part in the future of this story. In Japanese it actually means ass, because literally he IS an ass.
Also I added some famous things in this that are in Japanese.
Feisubukku: Facebook
Fuji Q Highland: A Real Amusement park in Japan, supposed to take the place of Hershey Park (you all know the chocolate bars.)
The next day, Kyon walked into school happy. For he had FINALLY found someone who he might be able to date. He walked to his classroom saying her name in his head the entire time.
'Kagami... Kagami... wow what a name. Thank you god, you are a saint.' he thought before sitting down at his desk. Before he knew it, Sanae was next to him.
"Hey Kyon, I heard you had some luck with a girl yesterday." she said elbowing him a little. "Tell me about it."
"Oh, ha ha, good one. I hardly talked to her for a minute" he said as the bell rang, signaling the time for homeroom to start.
"Aww, don't worry Kyon-kun, you'll get her. See ya later." she said before taking her seat across the room.
At the same time, two classrooms down Tsukasa and Miyuki sat next to each other talking. Their homeroom teacher allowed them to mingle and do homework during homeroom before classes started. The class was a mess though, people were out of their seats and moving around, and the teacher was behind her desk, playing some online game.
"So Miyuki, you gonna join the basketball team this year?" Tsukasa asked looking over at her best friend.
"Only if you promise to try and get a boyfriend this year." she said as they laughed.
"Stop joking, you know my parents won't let me date yet." Tsukasa said a bit embarrassed by the fact.
"How come your parents let your twin sister date, but not you?" Miyuki asked "I mean, for gods sake, you're both the same exact age."
"Well, maybe it's because Kagami is smarter and she earned it or something." she said before the bell rang "See ya later Miyuki."
"Bye Tsukasa." she said before walking down the hall towards her class.
2 hours later
"I never thought that I would actually enjoy the second day of school!" Kyon said to himself as he neared his English classroom. Before he entered, though, he met a familiar face.
"Oh, hey... Kyon!" Kagami said, remembering his name, surprised she didn't notice he was in her classroom the day before. "I didn't know you were in this class."
"Yeah, I was reading most of yesterday, so I'm not surprised you didn't see me." he said as they walked in and took their seats.
"Yeah, well what are you gonna do?" she laughed before a kid in front of Kyon dropped a paper and he bent down to pick it up. When she looked over, she noticed Miyuki making a heart with hands and then pointed at Kyon. Kagami just shook her head, and dismissed her best friend's attempt to mess with her. She mouthed out the words "Shut up" before he got back up and the conversation continued.
"Kyon, do you like Haruhi Suzumiya?" she asked noticing he had a Haruhi-chan manga on top of his books.
"Yeah, I always loved the series. First season was one of the best seasons of an anime I've ever watched! Second season... not so much." he said chuckling to himself.
"Yeah, I like a bit of anime, too." she said lying to cover up the fact she actually loved anime and manga. "My sister is more of the normal person in the family. I'm the smart and weird one."
"You have a sister?" Kyon asked, not noticing Miyuki behind him making heart shapes with her hands to mess with Kagami.
"Yeah, my twin sister, Tsukasa." she said, a bit distracted by Miyuki. "We're twins, but we're like complete opposites. We're still like best friends, though"
"Sit down!" Nanako Kuroi yelled as she walked into the classroom, looking like she had spent another all-nighter playing RPG games. "Today we'll be going over some projects and other large term things you'll have to do in class and all that."
Kyon only rolled his eyes, by now most teachers had them doing things, but Ms. Kuroi was just telling them about boring projects they would do in the future. From the paper about the American 911 attacks to reading the Diary of Anne Frank. He looked over at Kagami, who looked back at him and rolled her eyes, making him chuckle. Miyuki noticed this and just laughed at her best friends behavior.
'This is gonna be a good year' Kyon thought to himself.
3 days later
It was the fifth day of school, and Kyon and Kagami were having a blast from the comedy they had to make about how the earth was formed that hilariously involved Chuck Norris (Kyon Choice) to putting up with bullying about Kagami's odd love of cats from their classmate, Tony. Either way, Kyon hadn't been this happy since the time when he was in his old middle school, and one of the girls had written all over the football field in the white chalk, saying she was trying to contact aliens. He couldn't remember what it said though, only that she was extremely weird, and extremely cute. Then one day at lunch, he went to his normal table, and sat down, but when he left to go grab a lunch, and came back, his space was taken by someone who had been kicked out of their table.
Now in the cafeteria there is an order, an order that should NEVER be broken, unless ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY. If necessary, you need to be smart, and find a seat that's open, but the table needs to be filled with people of your social status. If it isn't then they'll force you to move, and you're back in the same hole you had been in before. If you end up taking ANOTHER kids seat, then you'll have pushed your old responsibility onto them, and they'll react 1 of 2 ways. Either they'll force you to move by pushing you or bullying you, or they'll walk away to find a seat. Kyon picked number two, because he's just nice like that.
After a bit of searching, Kyon found that there was an open spot at Kagami's table, but it was completely filled with girls. Was it worth the risk? Bullies LOVED to pick on kids sitting at a table of girls. Ultimately, though, it was worth the risk, so Kyon walked over.
"Hey, Kagami, ummm, any chance I can sit here? My table is full." he said as she turned around and smiled.
"Yeah." she responded "I don't mind. Take a seat."
So then Kyon sat down across the table from Kagami, In between Miyuki and Tsukasa. Kyon realized that he knew some of the people at the table. Of course he recognized Kagami, and he knew Miyuki was in English with him, and he thought he recognized two of the other girls, but he couldn't remember their names. The girl sitting to his left was the only one he didn't actually know.
"Oh, Kyon." Kagami said as she motioned to Tsukasa "This is my sister, Tsukasa, and I think you know Miyuki."
"Hi, I'm Kyon" he said turning to Tsukasa.
"Hi..." she said, shyly.
'Hmm, shy one. Definitely the opposite of her sister. She's pretty cute though.' Kyon thought to himself
"Hey, Kyon, ya turnin gay on us or are you just now coming out of the closet?" a voice from behind him said, snapping him out of his thoughts, followed by laughing from the rest of the table.
"Yeah, yeah, very funny Tony." Kyon said as he turned around and faced the table behind him. Tony was a chubby kid who Kyon thought was pretty funny back in 8th grade, when he moved to the same Middle School as Kyon, but after 2 years his jokes had become stale, dried up, and repetitive, but then there would be one or two really good jokes that Tony would say that Kyon HAD to laugh to.
"I'm not gay, by the way, my table was full and so I decided to sit here, probably closer to a girl than you'll ever get." Kyon said jokingly, getting and "Ohhh" from the rest of Tony's table. He thought Tony was a cool guy, despite how boring he could get, inside he was a really nice guy. Kyon knew when Tony was joking and vice-versa. Kyon only had science with Tony this year, but Tony always kept the class laughing, sometimes, though, he would joke around, and end up hurting someone. Not in a physical manner, but Tony never really could tell the difference between joking or bullying.
"Touche, my brother, touche." he said before turning around and finishing his lunch.
The rest of lunch went pretty uneventful, Kyon learned about everyone, and everything about them. From how Miyuki does basketball, to how Tsukasa does Orchestra. He left the table at the end of lunch feeling good again, looking forward to Science class where he could see Kagami again.
An Hour Later
"Ok people, you have the next 10 minutes to yourselves to just hang out and talk." the teacher said before going out of the room for a board meeting.
"Hey, Kagami." Kyon said sitting down next to her, he had a book that he was about halfway through, and he wanted to use the time to get working on reading it, but he wanted to sit next to her too. So he chose both.
"Hey, Kyon, what's up?" she said
"Nothing just gonna catch up on some reading." he said as he started to read, and she started to draw a picture of her cat, Majikku. Kagami has a HUGE love of cats, despite how you wouldn't be able to guess that just from looking at her. She had 3 cats at home, but the one she was drawing, Majikku, was her favorite. She had pictures on Feisubukku of the cat, she drew pictures of the cat, ect, ect.
Kyon was reading away, and heard a commotion, but ignored it as just some idiots goofing around. After about 5 minutes, he grew tired of it and looked up to see that Tony and two other kids, Tsukune and Yurji, were around Kagami, making fun of her.
"Cmon, Kagamin, don'tcha wanna go on a date with me?" Yurji said as he got in close to her face.
"No, sorry, Yurji, I'm not interested in dating you." she said, trying to go back to drawing.
"Oh, I see it's because you're dating Kyon over there." he said making Kyon snap his head up.
"No!" Kyon and Kagami both yelled at the same time, making the conversation even worse as they blushed a deep hue of red.
"I knew it! Ha ha!" Tony said before looking at what she was drawing. "Oh whats this?"
"Look!" Tsukune said as he pointed at the drawing "Its a pussy."
"Ha ha, its a pussy! Do you like pussy's Kagami?" Yurji asked making Kyon even more angry.
"It's called a cat, now give me back my drawing!" she yelled as she reached for it, but Tony kept it out of her reach.
"Cmon, you want the drawing of the little pussy that you love so much, why don't you get it?" he asked before Kyon jumped up and grabbed it from his hand
"How immature are you?" Kyon asked furious "She was just drawing a picture of a cat, and you idiots had to come in and start acting like a bunch of 5-year old's."
"Whatcha gonna do about it, shrimp?" Tony asked looming over him
It was true, too. Kyon had always been smaller for his age. His father was small, and his mother wasn't very tall either. He was always looked down on because of his height, but he put up with it. Most of the bullying came from a kid named Shiri, a kid that, despite being homosexual, still picked on other people who he felt were lower than him. Tony made fun of his height every once and a while, but only if he was really mad about something, and Kyon would only make him madder.
"I'm not gonna do anything about it, because I don't want to end up getting suspended, and not being able to go to Fuji Q Highland." he said before Tony went in to try and make a good comeback, but caught himself from making a bad yo' momma joke. After he couldn't figure out a comeback, the rest of the people left them alone.
"You alright Kagami?" he asked turning around.
"Yeah, thanks a lot." she said turning red from having to be saved.
"No problem." he said, before going back to his book.
Later, after school had let out, Kagami had told Tsukasa EVERYTHING about what had happened. From the bullying, to Kyon saving her. Tsukasa thought in amazement how she wished that SHE could be a damsel in distress once, and her Hercules could come along. She just didn't know who her Herc would be.
There you have it! (I notice I say that EVERY time I finish a story) My punishment was changed to being able to get on the computer TWO hours a night now, so I took advantage and wrote this while I had the chance. As you can tell from Tony, Yurji, and Tsukune, some of the people in my class are complete ASSES, but what are you gonna do? I also made a reference to Haruhi Suzumiya with the whole "Chalk on the football field" thing. Even though earlier in the chapter I mentioned something about reading a Haruhi Manga. Can anyone say impossible? No... nobody?
Guess not! Expect the next Love is War, sometime next week, I had a GREAT idea halfway through writing this and I REALLY wanna write it down. Bye-nii!