Autho's Note: This is just a bot of dialogue, because I haven't written anything in ages and I had this idea and yeah...
"No Blaine, Hugh Jackman is clearly more attractive than Daniel Radcliffe."
"But Kuuuurt! Look at him. He's dreamy."
"Hugh Jackman has awesome muscles."
"Daniel Radcliffe is Harry Potter."
"Hugh Jackman was on Broadway."
"So was Daniel."
"Hugh Jackman hosted the Tony's."
"Daniel defeated Voldemort."
"Blai-"
"Avada Kedavra!"
"Blaine you're not a wiz-"
"SILENCIO!"
"Fine."
*silence*
"Kurt?"
"Yes Blaine?"
"I love you."
"I love you too, you big dork."
