JACK THE PONY is BACK after a very long while because I was stumped. I had no idea what to write as a new story, or how to continue one of my older ones. BUT, now I have my brain energy working yet again to bring you another chapter of Hotel Madness!

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I present,

Hotel Madness Chapter Three!

"Derek," Dave slurred and reached over to pat Morgan's face. "You are very pretty."

"You are too, man." Morgan raised his bottle of beer.

The team was currently spread out in random areas in a hotel room after a long hard case. Everyone was buzzed, except Hotch. He was trying to keep a close eye on everyone so they wouldn't all do something they regret after they were sober.

Oh hell, how did I get myself in this mess...Hotch thought as he tapped his empty glass of scotch. He was very tempted to get drunk himself, so he didn't have to deal with all this. The team was hard enough to handle all at once when sober, picture how hard it would be to handle them when they were all tipsy.

Even Reid had gotten himself drunk.

And he's Reid.

Hotch sighed.

Speaking of Reid...where the hell was he?

Hotch groaned and got up from his spot on the bed to go look for the younger agent.

Minutes later, Hotch had found Reid outside in the hallway.

Knocking on random other hotel doors.

"HELLOOOOO! MY NAME IS DOCTER SPENCER REID, HOW ARE YOOOOOOOOOU?"

"Reid!" Hotch yelled and ran quickly to collect him before someone actually answered their door. He dragged him inside their room and groaned. Emily was screaming outside the hotel window.

Hotch dropped Reid on the floor, where he was giggling like an idiot.

"DO YOU WANT TO SEE MY PANTIES?" Emily shrieked at people on the street while Garcia and J.J. stood behind her laughing.

"Emily. Get away from the window." Hotch demanded and stepped over Morgan to reach for her. He pulled her into his arms and deposited her on the bed. Emily grinned up at him and pulled him down with her. She planted a big kiss on his lips, and then pushed him off of her. Hotch stared at her and shook his head. They were all drunk. And there was nothing he could do about it. He pinched the bridge of his nose.

"Is Hotchy mad at me?" Emily pouted and stood up and immediately fell back on the bed.

"No. Just, please, go to sleep or something." Hotch rubbed his temples and walked away to check on the other team members. Suddenly, loud music filled the room and everyone got up to start drunkenly dancing.

Oh GOD no. Haven't I suffered enough?

Garcia, J.J., and Emily started grinding on each other, leaving Reid, Morgan, and Dave to dance together as well.

"PARTY ALL DAY BITCHES!" J.J. screamed before throwing her hands up in the air.

Hopefully they will get tired out after a while of dancing. Hotch thought and sat in a chair to watch his agents.

Hotch had fallen asleep.

He woken up in a panic and fell out of his chair.

After he picked himself off the floor, he looked around and sighed in relief. His team were just collapsed on top of each other in exhaustion on the floor. He walked over and picked up Emily first, who was on top of the human pile. He gently placed her on the bed, smoothed her hair back, and kissed her forehead. He picked up J.J. next, and laid her next to Emily. He picked up Garcia and smiled as the girls snuggled together. He had more of a struggle trying to lift the men into the other bed, but managed. He grimaced as Reid rolled on top of Morgan's chest. Surprisingly, Morgan had put his arms around him and they cuddled. Hotch chuckled at the thought of them waking up in Morgan's arms.

Well, we'll just have to wait and see.

The next morning...

The team was woken up by a scream, followed by two more screams and a thud. Apparently, Morgan was first to wake up, letting out the first scream and pushing Reid off of him and onto Dave, which led to Reid waking up, who also screamed, waking up Dave, who shoved Reid onto the floor while screaming.

The team covered their ears and grimaced. Screaming loudly was not good for their morning hangover.

"I knew this would be funny." Hotch chuckled.

JACK THE PONY here. I hope you enjoyed this little chapter, the next chapter will be out soon! All reviews are welcome.