The hospital room was dark for nighttime sleeping so it took Tucker a bit for his eyes to adjust. When they did, he prayed to God that he was hallucinating.

"Evening, hillbilly," Oh shit. Tucker opened his mouth to call for somebody while pressing the nurse call button at the same time. He barely managed to get out a syllable before he was being choked.

"Now, now. I don't think that's a very good idea, do you?" Fixed-face-Chad growled. Tucker swallowed. The frown on the college kid's face turned into a wicked grin.

"If you think I didn't cut the line, you must take me for some kind of moron," The blond's hand froze. Chad gave a small chuckle, releasing Tucker's throat. The blond didn't attempt to make a sound.

"Good boy."

"What do you want? And how did you...?" Tucker whispered just loud enough for the kid to hear.

"Let's just say, I have connections. As for what I have in store for you? Well, let's also say it's a good thing you're technically already half-naked. Makes my job easier." Tucker swallowed, two things on his mind. Castration and mutilation.

The blond looked around frantically for anything that could help him. However, he never got the chance before Chad hefted himself onto the bed and pinned his limbs down.

"Now," Chad began, "what should I start with first? This?" The brunet traced his hand over the blond's torso, twisting a nipple. "Or maybe I should just go with here?" Sliding his hand down Tucker's chest, Chad squeezed his crotch. "Heh, yeah, I think I'd like that." Oh God!

"I don't wanna be a eunich." Chad's face twisted into confusion at his words, before he grinned again.

"Oh don't you worry about that. I have plans for your cock. Believe you me," Tucker swallowed again. Something about the kid's smile was promising him something he'd probably be thinking about for some time. "Still, as it stands, we don't have much time together before I have to leave. Seeing about that, it seems I won't have time to prepare myself if I want to clean you up after all this. Good thing I have a high pain threshold."

The kid was fast in his movements, quickly throwing his blanket to the side. Chad then unzipped his jeans, pushed them and his underwear down just enough to expose his cock and ass and lifted up Tucker's medical gown.

Before the blond could question what the kid was doing, Chad grasped his cock and jacked it fast and efficiently, easily giving Tucker a reluctant erection. As he did so, the hillbilly finally got the hint. The kid had to be out of his mind! Well, considering he had tried outright KILLING Tucker, Dale and Allison for no good reason, he shouldn't have been surprised that Chad was crazy at the very least. Still, even as the kid mounted him, Tucker couldn't believe that Chad would go from killing to sex. With HIM of all people!

It wasn't until Chad practically dropped himself onto Tucker's cock that the blond had to admit to himself that yes, this shit was real. Not to mention felt good as all Hell. The kid chuckled breathlessly and slowly began to ride him. Tucker fisted his fingers as he tried not to let out moans of pleasure. He failed miserably.

"Ah! Yeah, that's it! That's it hilbilly, fuck me!" Chad growled. Tucker groaned as his hips began bucking up of their own accord. Unable to help himself, he grasped the kid's hips and thrust up as fast as he could. The brunet's head flew back and he shouted, obviously uncaring of the fact that anybody could have come in and seen them in order to find out who had shouted.

"F-fuuuck!" Tucker growled, unable to keep his voice down. Chad was just as loud, not to mention the slap! slap! slap! of their bodies meeting. "Gu-gunna come!" The blond warned when he felt the telltale signs of impending climax.

"Come on, hillbilly. Come on!" Chad commanded, grasping Tucker's shoulders hard enough to bruise.

Without thinking, Tucker brought one of his hands to the kid's erection, swiftly moving over it with harsh strokes. They came at the same time.

Tucker was barely aware of Chad cleaning him up before sauntering out the door, a slight limp in his step.

"Crazy fucking college kid." He slurred before falling back to sleep.

"Hey buddy, how you feelin'?"

"I'm feelling high on..." sex "...perscription medication." Dale grinned.

"Oh, I got something for you. Along with your favorite sipping utensil." Tucker grinned lazily as he took the proffered beer and straw. First, great sex, then, beer? His luck seemed to be changing. Even if the sex WAS with some psycho college kid. It had been amazing and the beer was even ice cold!

"So, did you ask her out or what?"

"Well, I was going to, but the right time never came up...But then she mentioned she was a pretty good bowler, so...we're going bowlin'."

Tucker grinned lazily as he told his friend to get out.

He had barely managed to finish and put down his beer, before the nurse walked in.

"Well, well. Looks like you're in a good mood, Tucker." Chad said amiably.

Well, shit.

Who knew the kid could pull off a nurse's uniform?