IN THE PARK WITH NARUKU!
He can plan, he can try, being generically evil
See that loon, watch that freak, avoid the Naruku (oo oo)
Any episode and any scroll
Finding demons to make trouble
Ones that are bit dumb, but relatively strong
He's hiring some underlings.
Anybody could be next
Women and children and broken necks
With a bit of black magic, everything goes wrong
He's in a mood for a laugh
He's a terror, he makes them hurt
Leave burning and then he's gone
Sniffing for the next victim, it could be you
He's in a mood for a laugh
And if he pulls your card
He is a lunatic, a megalomaniac
Demon king, feel the heat of the holy flame
You can run, you can hide, in a Pakistani cave
Here he comes, close your eyes, beware the demon king (oo oo)
Well I suppose that this is certainly one way to introduce a character. But of course, if you're reading this you probably know who we're eulogizing. Yes, eulogizing. The idea is that Naruku is a freaky demon man who seeks shards from the magical Shikon Jewel, as do our three protagonists. He also tears bits of himself to prosecute his nefarious ends and dresses up as a baboon. Hey, we've all gotta have a hobby.
Naruku was in a place doing something to some people, probably without their consent, that villain. Anyway, he was doing it, and what he was doing was vile. Suddenly he felt a pulling at his stomach that seemed to overwhelm his will. A whistling cab, it came near, the plate said evil and the mirror had a dice, a rare cab to New Sodom. He was pulled up at a house around seven or eight, informed the cab he'd see it in hell. Naruku looked at his kingdom. He was finally there. To sit on his throne as the prince of New Sodom.
But not… as the king!
'Forgive me,' he says. 'I have not felt like myself recently.'