Coletterby: I patted myself on the back for that line, lol.

And thanks to Orli, Chica De Los Ojos Cafe, A Lost Soul, LittleIrishRogue, Doyles-always who also reviewed.

(giggles)…this chapter is uber funny! …Well…I thought so.

S & F

Ch. 11

Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go right now!

Bobby was thinking to himself. What else was there to do? He couldn't even talk to himself for crying out loud! Since John put the sock in his mouth.

"Stupid John…stupid rope." Bobby paused his thoughts. He realized something he should have done a long time ago, "Stupid me!"

With no time to waste Bobby instantly froze his hands which froze the rope and with a little tug…the rope broke into tiny pieces and Bobby was free.

He hesitated before pulling the tape off his mouth…it was going to hurt like a bitch and he knew it. 'Just like a band-aid…pull fast,' and that's what he did…at least he had the sock to bite down on. As soon as the tape was off he spit the sock out.

He made a face…socks don't taste so good…especially John's.

Bobby ran out of the room in a hurry. He ran into the hall and stopped short in the middle of it. He realized something. 'Taking a dump comes first before revenge'. He turned around and ran back to his room. He looked for the key in his pockets only to find them empty…he had left his key in the room. He placed his forehead on the door and muttered, "Shit." (No pun intended, lol)

He ran down four flights of stairs to use the bathroom in the lobby…only to find a note on the door, 'Closed for cleaning'. Bobby wanted to scream but there was no time, even for that. He ran downstairs into the lower level so fast that he didn't see the maintenance sign that read, "Wet floor." As soon as he jumped off the last step he fell instantly on his ass on the damp floor. Good news, he didn't have to go to the bathroom anymore; bad news, he needed new pants.

John and Rogue were enjoying there time alone together.

Both looked up at the ceiling after hearing a loud thump.

"What do you think that was?" Rogue asked.

"I have no idea but I bet it was hilarious"

…if only John knew.

Bobby waddled to the first hotel staff he could find so he could get back into his room to shower and change. When he did find one…it happened to be a girl…a pretty girl none the less. First telling her he forgot his key was embarrassing but to be waddling like a penguin was even worse!

'Somebody shoot me now!' Bobby thought as he followed the girl to his room.

She opened the door for him and said, "The best advice I can give you is to burn those, and don't forget your key…again." And she walked away.

Bobby was embarrassed, angry, dirty, and let's not forget smelly. He closed the door to his room and took off his pants immediately. He threw them into a trash can….to deal with them later.

A/N: Rofl! Good stuff, huh? Review and tell me.

Note: I was laughing so much when I pictured Bobby falling and going in his pants that I started to cry...poor Bobby...NOT!