So I was poking through my old LJ entries while hunting down fic-related gift art to display on my Tumblr - the link's in my profile if you're interested - and I rediscovered this mini-drabble lurking in one of my comment replies. Sorry if this one isn't new 'cause you've seen it before, but I figured it belonged here with the others, and hopefully I'll have some new material to post soon.
Straw Hats, Heart Pirates and ex-Marines all hanging together out on the Sunny. Good times for everyone- except for Zoro, who just wants to be left alone.
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"Here, Zoro, you need to take these vitamins- Ace, make sure he actually swallows them this time."
"Yosh! C'mon, Daddy, you want my little brother to get big and strong like me, right?"
"Damn it, Ace- how big do you want-? NO, not THAT big. I already can't see my fucking feet; if the baby gets that big, this shitty surgeon's gonna hafta damn near cut me in half to get him out. Now go- OH SHIT, here he comes. Ace, go distract- err, I mean, PLAY with your great grandpa so I can make a run for-"
"RORONOA-SAN! My goodness, you've gotten HUGE since I saw you last! ... How's my newest great grandchild today, hmmm?"
"GET YOUR FUCKIN' HANDS OFF ME, YOU OLD COOT!"
"Garp-san, please let go of my patient before I'm forced to cut your throat."
"ACK, Zoro! Zoro needs to stop trying to strangle Grandpa and sit down before he hurts himself or the baby! Leggo- crap, Law, put that thing down and c'mere and gimmie a hand!"
"HAHAHA, you know how to pick 'em, Luffy! What a nice strong mama for my great grandbabies!"
"I'M GONNA KILL YOU!"
"WAH, Zoro, stop, he's turning blue! Doctor, we need a doctor!"