So here is new chapter i really hope that you like it! Thanks to the people who review and who put the history in alert. Au revoir.

"No mom"

"MOM, i just need to... Wait! Who's voice is that? Is that Gary's?" "I'm almost sure that's not the tv! No! Don't hang up" "Here, Thanks" said Tori while she gave back the phone to the Goth. It was surprising how Jade made space for her pearphone, her ipod and headphones under her shirt before she arrived to detention.

"So?" asked Jade immediately.

"Apparently Trina is crashing in some senior's beach party so there is no way that can bring us decent food"

"I'm starving "Robbie added

"All of us are" Jade said annoyed

"Chill the mousse down, tigress" Rex said.

Jade send him a death glare and then turned to Tori. "Who's Gary?"

"My dad's partner he's a cop too"

"What is he doing in you house? Isn't your father out of town?"Asked Beck.

"Visiting my mom i guess" said Tori looking worried. "I never imagined myself saying this but: Whoa Vega I'm dying to know what you're going to say next. What's up with your mom and"

"Yay! Your mom has a new friend" Cat said happily. Everybody gave weird looks to Cat. "Whatty?" Cat said to her friends

"Ok back to the point. What are we going to do about lunch? I can ask my grandma if she can bring us something" said Andre.

"Are you insane the last time i went to your house she put salt instead sugar in my coffee. No way! I'm not eating anything that that women bring us! Replied Jade.

"Thanks Andre but i don't think that's a good idea" said Tori remembering the oatmeal incident.

"What were you doing in Andre's house?" Beck couldn't resist any longer so he spit that out. Jade just roll her eyes.

"I was just saying" Andre told putting his hands up in surrender. "What about my brother?. One time he worked as food deliver but he was fired because he gave all the food to the sharks of the aquarium. He loves feed animals one time" "NO" Jade interrupted Cat making her jump. "Jaaaade!" said Beck in warning tone.

"What you're going to do about it?" she teased him with a smirk. "Thanks LilRed but your brother isn't a choice" said Andre ignoring completely the scene that Jade and Beck were making.

"You're seriously damaged Jade" Beck was saying. "OoouuH said that the guy who had no feelings. Oh look at me i'm great Beck and i'm not scared of anything" replied Jade.

"What are complaining about Ice Queen?" he yelled back. "AAAAAAAAAAAA" And next thing we could see was Jade and Beck on the ground he holding her wrists with his hands and her legs with his own legs. "What's going on in here?" said Mr. Dickers while he walks inside the room with a scowl.

"The two of you come here" he said looking at Beck and Jade. Both of they had a confused expression in their faces.

"Yes! You two the ninja ones and NOW!"

An hour later

"This is your fault"

"My fault let me refresh your memory honey, if it wasn't for you we wouldn't ended up in detention in first place"

"So you are blaming me for this? You were the one who started all when you spilled you're stupid punch over me and"

"Made a fold in your scissors" he finished her statement as he opened the door for her thing that she didn't notice because of her anger.

"I will not apologize besides i couldn't finish my revenge about the scissors thing last time i beat him" she said to Tori loud enough for him to heard and then add "I don't know what's the matter with him! He's always messing with me first he drenched me with his punch then destroyed one of my favorite scissors and always scold me like i was a five years old kid!"

"Well Andre i think you should tell Jade that I'm not apologizing until she stops attacking people like a psycho" said Beck purposely loud.

And this is the reason why the gang didn't have anything for lunch and when they arrived to each one's house literally assaulted the fridge.

"Teens teens teens they use all the energy to grow physically that only a tiny part of that energy make it to their brains and this is the biological explanation about why teens didn't think before act" LOL. This is so random and stupid but i found it funny.