Oh my god guise, thank you for the reviews, it means A LOT, really. I glad your liking it so far, I will be explaining furthermore as the story is unraveling little by little. Also, there is a picture of August on my profile and her outfits. Well enough of my mindless babbling, you have came to read and read you shall!

I'm life and I'm going to bite you in the Ass

Chapter 1: Meet and Greet, and uh school.

Man, Charlie is such an ass for making me do this.

While my lovely uncle goes to the Airport to pick up Bella, I had to stay in their house so I could greet Bella. I don't have nothing against my cousin but, I haven't seen her in a very long time and well it's like meeting a stranger for the first time and being forced to say 'hello' to them.

While growing up we were close, we used to play every day since we lived right next to each other but when Renee divorced Charlie, I was left with nobody to play with, Well except for the guys from the reservation, but I was older than Jacob, Quil, and Embry! It was weird.

So right now I was a nervous wreck. I always get like this when I either meet new people or I'm forced to. Okay not forced but threatened by Charlie Soo…

For the past few days I've been spending my afternoons with Charlie, Helping him clear out Bella's room that was full with her baby clothes and baby toys, so we had to replace it all with teenage items. Of course he went to me because I so happen to be a female and a teen, and let's face it; Charlie's style if you can call it that isn't that great.

Sitting on the recliner I grabbed the remote and switch through channels.

Sports, sport, sports, sports, and sp—Oh! SpongeBob!

Yes I like watching cartoons, sue me.

Three episodes of SpongeBob later, I finally heard the cruiser roll in. Charlie and Bella were here!

Trying, keyword—trying to jump off the couch like a ninja, I almost did it but in the process of jumping my foot was working a little too slow and it ended up making me fall, so I was currently on the floor with my head spinning.

I will never try that again.

Ok, that was a lie. I swear I'm trying to get myself killed one of these days.

Goodbye toasted bagels, it was nice meeting you.

"August, what are you doing on the floor?" Charlie asked.

Fuck, when did he come inside?

Apparently now, dumbass.

Gosh, I'm so nice to myself.

Note to self, don't have mental conversations with self when people are around, Charlie is currently looking at me worried.

Please don't send me to the Looney bin!

Maybe I should answer him now. Good idea.

"I was just admiring the clean floors that I have just cleaned, can't you see how shiny it looks?!" I exclaimed.

Good Save.

Charlie rolled his eyes and walked up stairs while holding two suitcase, where the fuc—Oh there comes Bella, with a cactus in her hand…Yep not weird at all.

Maybe I should introduce myself? Nah.. That will be rude though. When did I have manners?! See how nervous I'm getting?!

I'm not myself.

Yep, just hand cuff me and take me to the Looney bin!

"Uh, Hi I'm Bella" My cousin awkwardly introduced herself.

Gosh, I bet she doesn't even recognize me, well I did change a little.

"..Hi, I'm Augustina, but you can call me August" I said as I scratched my head.

"Do I know you? You uh seem familiar" Bella said as she looked down at the floor.

Yes, admire the shiny floor.

"Yea, you do I'm your cousin, It's understandable that you don't recognize me, I did change over time" I explained.

Looking thoughtfully at me, suddenly a spark of remembrance reached her Chocolate brown eyes, "Cherrie!?" She exclaimed doubtful.

Smirking a little evilly if I do say so myself I replied, "in the flesh".

I always wanted to say that…God I'm such a nerd.

"You've changed! Big time" Bella said as she walked over to me and gave me an awkward hug.

Same ole Bella.

"Haha, I know" I said as I rubbed the back of my neck.

"How old are you?" Bella said curiously.

She doesn't remember my age?! Oh that's a low..

"I'm 17, I'm about to turn 18 in July" I replied nonchalant.

" You're so old! But you look uh young!" Bella said, trying not to offend me.

Chuckling I replied, "I know, I get that a lot. Happy late birthday by the way, your finally 17".

"Yea, and thanks. I'm going upstairs to settle in, see you later?" Bella asked.

"Yea, I do live next door to you" I said with a smile on my face.

Bella nodded and walked up stairs while tripping on one of the stairs. Rolling my eyes, I looked back at the TV.

Ok let me explain something, I stayed in Alaska until December, When we had winter break or winter recess whatever you call it, I moved to Forks, So Bella and I are the new students and we will be staring school in January 3 which is tomorrow. Did that make sense?

Well sucks for you!

Hearing the sound of a loud truck, I quietly laughed and walked towards the window seeing Billy black and Jacob Black.

"Charlie, Billy's here!" I yelled.

Getting a grunt in response I walked outside to greet them.

"Hey there Cherrie" Billy said.

Laughing I walked up to him and gave him a hug, "Hey their cowboy"

Laughing he then greeted Charlie who just came outside.

"Hi Jake" I said as I hugged him.

"Cherrie, What's up?" he asked with a smile on his face.

"Nothing much, same ole, same ole" I said as I leaned against the orange truck that will soon be Bella's.

It was a very rusty truck, and very old, But I heard that Bella likes those type of things, so there was no doubt that she was going to like the truck.

"Well, I'm going home to pack up, see you tomorrow Charlie. Bye Billy, Bye Jake" I said as I waved them goodbye.

"Remember you have to be there before 8!" Charlie yelled.

I turned my head and looked at him, "I know, I can wake up early".

Scoffing he rolled his eyes.

Watch! One of these days his eyes are going to end up getting stuck for rolling his eyes too much.

Ass.

Beep, Beep, Beep, Bee—

Groaning I sat up and rubbed my eyes.

Looking at the clock it read 7:00am, groaning I laid there looking at the ceiling wishing I could sleep more but I knew I couldn't because of stupid Charlie.

I sat and walked to the bathroom and took a quick shower. I grabbed a pair of black panties and bra and I put them on, walking to my closet I looked through all my clothes and picked a pair of dark skinny jeans, A pink muscle shirt that said 'free' on it, a pair of combat boots, and a leather jacket.

I quickly put that on; I then applied some mascara, eyeliner, and lip gloss. I grabbed my dream catcher necklace and diamond studs and put them on.

Looking at the clock again it read 7:35, I still had time to eat breakfast!

Running downstairs I opened the fridge and grabbed a banana which I devoured in three bites.

Don't look at me like that! I'm a hungry child, okay!

I grabbed my book bag and stuff my phone in there and walked in my garage. I slowly got in my car if it could be considered mines. No I did not steal it, trust me I'm not that capable or dangerous…

Tanya bought me an Audi r8 as a going away present. I swear she's trying to buy my affection, ah news flash lady it isn't working. I still dislike you.

Turning the engine on I made my way to forks high, to meet my DOOM.

Ok, I'm kidding, but you get the point.