A/N: Today you will see movie history right before your eyes! You will see the making of a remake of the Arnold film End of Days! In all seriousness, I will mostly be showing scenes out of context. Except the opener! And if you think Cream is OOC, you're taking this way to seriously!

666 MOVIES YOU MUST WATCH BEFORE YOU DIE DEPT. (PART 2)

"Sonic, what are you doing? Blaze asked, seeing Sonic tapping away on his iPhone.

The two were still in their hotel room. They lives will get more interesting next chapter, trust me.

"I'm playing Doodle Bowl," Sonic muttered, focusing on his game. "I'm trying to get every alley."

"Hmm..." Blaze stood over Sonic's shoulder to watch his game. The board looked like Candy Land.

"Just one more strike..." Sonic said to himself, flicking the ball up. Just then, a Facebook notification came up. "Dang it!" Sonic quickly closed the notification and returned to his game where he got a gutter ball. Sonic facepalmed.

"Mind if I try?" Blaze asked.

"Knock yourself out," Sonic replied, tossing his iPhone behind him. He accidentally hit Blaze square between the eyes and literally knocked her out.

"LAME!" Michael Bay exclaimed, popping his head in the door.

"Totally," Sonic agreed. "Anyways, mind if I use your laptop for a second?"

"Can't right now," Michael said. "I'm trying to convince these people I don't know to give me the license to Inhumanoids!"

"What?"

"Old TV show. I'm going to give it the Transformers treatment!" Michael then went back to his room, excited.

"Weird," Sonic said, getting his other iPhone out. "Time to check my Facebook."

-LOL LINE BREAK-

Shadow: Got the acting job! Shooting starts today.

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~Comments~

Sonic: What movie is it?

Shadow: End of Days. Weird choice, huh?

Sonic: Yeah, I have to agree.

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Cream: It isn't that weird to me.

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-LOL LINE BREAK THE SIXITH-

Shadow looked up from his iPhone to see Cream standing over him.

"So I think it's weird!" Shadow shouted. "Who cares?"

"I do," Cream replied.

"That was rhetorical question," Shadow said.

"I OWN the word 'rhetorical'," Cream shot back.

"Since when?" Shadow asked angrily.

"Last Christmas," Cream said flatly. "Now come on, we're shooting your first scene."

"Fine, fine, fine, what is it?" Shadow asked.

"Lemme lay it out for you," Cream explained, bringing out her script. "Now please keep in mind I did change some parts around. So your basically in the bathroom washing your hands when the angel posses you. After words, you go into the restaurant and make out with some random. Then you walk out and the building explodes."

"Who's the random girl?" Shadow questioned.

"I went to find the biggest actress I could," Cream replied, "and slapped her in the face. Then I went lower and shoved her into a wall. And then I went to the lowest common denominator and ripped her heart out. Then, after all was killed and done, I went with one of my workers."

"A desperate one, I'm sure," Shadow commented under his breath.

"Desperate is right," Cream agreed. She then turned 180 degrees on one heel (impressive, I must add" and shouted the following: "BILLYBOB GET IN HERE!"

And so BillyBob came in, in drag nonetheless.

"You know, I never wanted this," BillyBob said, now sounding more like Christopher Walken.

"Are you crazy?" Shadow exclaimed. "There's no way on MOBIUS I'll EVER make out with HIM."

"It's either him or I get Marine," Cream snapped, facing Shadow one again. "And she's currently blind."

"Since when?"

"You have read Lost by the Sea, right?" Cream scoffed, getting in her advertisement.

"No," Shadow said. He didn't seem confused, however, because he didn't want to admit that he really liked it.

"So you'll make love to BillyBob?" Cream asked impatiently, tapping her foot, trying to get it to Sonic's speed.

"Sure, sure," Shadow said, going into the bathroom.

"OK then," Cream said happily. "Now let's get this picture started!"

After the usual call of "Didn't you hear me the first time! Roll it!", Shadow came out of the bathroom, went straight up to BillyBob, mustered up all the courage he could and began practising doing it Orall-y on BillyBob's mouth, BillyBob giving back in the same manner Shadow was.

"Hey, what're you-" the actor hired to play BillyBob's husband, who bore a striking resemblance to John Travolta, started, but Shadow flashed him a dark look. "Hey! It's that guy from the game! Please continue groping my wife-in-drag Mr. In Game! Hey everybody, Mr. In Game is groping my wife! This is the happiest day of my-"

"Shut up!" Cream yelled, throwing a random bottle as his head. The bottle was filled with "White Stuff".

Shadow finished the job and walked out, where another crew was recording. Just as Shadow's foot touched the road, the building exploded.

"The f***?" Shadow shouted, ducking for cover. He wondered for a moment while the building exploded, but then realized Cream had been caught in the explosion and began to walk home. He didn't make it far, seeing as Cream was right behind him.

"Excellent take," Cream complimented Shadow. "Thankfully, we don't have to do it again. Now let's move onto the next scene in which-"

"Wait, wait, wait!" Shadow interrupted Cream, to which she flew into his face, looking extremely mad.

"NEVER INTERUPPET ME AGAIN, GOT IT?" Cream shouted, going as loud as she could.

Shadow nodded. Normally, he wouldn't have given in so easily but, then again, Cream the Rabbit flew into his face looking as mad as a bunny could, which, when you get down to it, is pretty mad.

"Next up is one of my favourite scenes," Cream told Shadow. The two were on a rooftop of a random building. "You see, I'm chasing some kind of guy across the rooftop by dangiling from a helicopter."

"Like a puppet?" Shadow guessed.

"You might say," Cream said. "But let's say you didn't and you might live a little longer."

"OK!" Shadow said quickly.

"Well, I'm off," Cream said. She quickly got into the helicopter ("Get to da chopah!" Arnold exclaimed) and it took off as another went off to capture other shots.

"OK, Cream, we're ready for your first shot," the pilot told Cream when they were at the right altitude.

"Whatever," Cream replied, already having the...uh..."thing" on.

"Now jump!" the pilot said when the scene was set to start. He added "Please, miss" when Cream shot him a dirty look.

Cream nodded, jumping out of the helicopter and dangling from it. From a distance, you could hear people singing the following:

I GOT NO STRINGS TO HOLD ME DOWN,
TO MAKE ME FRET OR MAKE ME FROWN,
I GOT STRINGS, NOW I AM FREE,
I GOT STRINGS ON ME!

In case you're wondering who they were, don't. They got their heads blown off.

After that musical moment (and after they started playing "Master of Puppets" in the background), both Cream and the other guy fell ten feet to the ground.

Shadow ran straight to end and looked over the edge. "Are you okay?" he shouted down at Cream.

"I'm OK!" Cream shouted. "It's just that the other guy broke every bone in his body! It's a good thing I wrote out every other scene with him!"

"Mind telling us why we're in a bordello?" Shadow enquired Cream.

"Well, the other day I just finished watching the movie Moulin Rouge!," Cream explained, sitting on a chair near the stage, "And I decided to do something like it. So I had to edit out nearly ten minutes worth of scenes that show the film's brightest points and instead wrote this music sequence!"

Shadow was dumbstruck.

"And to do the music, I got James Horner," Cream continued, slapping Shadow's shocked expression off his face, "the same guy who did the music for Commando. I wanted Craig Armstrong and Marius de Vries to do it, but they were too busy. Well, that's what I was told."

"What song did you choose?" Shadow asked.

"I wanted to do a really extravagant version of 'Don't Take the Girl' by Tom McGraw," Cream replied, "But he didn't do anything. I requested music for me just walking and the music was like listening to a the orchestration of a Meat Loaf album."

"So?" Shadow didn't seem really concerned.

"I asked to imagine the scene like it was just me doing nothing," Cream said. "Now onto the scene itself: It comes the heck out of nowhere, it goes on for twenty minutes and then nobody mentions it ever again." Cream saw Shadow's face and, because she felt like doing it, added, "It's to promote my new album."

"What's it called?" somebody asked.

"Cream as Ice," Cream said, looking proud.

"Sounds like the Vanilla Ice movie Cool as Ice," Shadow commented dully.

"Well it's not," Cream retorted.

"But it does sound like it!" Shadow shot back.

"But it's not!" Cream growled.

"But it-" Shadow started, but he forgot that ever since she got all this power she had a very, and I mean VERY, short fuse.

"IT IS NOT!" Cream screamed, making sure it could be heard for miles around.

Shadow shrunk back.

"Now I want you to never make that comparison again," Cream snarled. "ARE WE CLEAR ON THAT?"

"Yes," Shadow said quietly.

"Good," Cream said, looking like the previous scene never happened. Oh, yeah, forgot, she was also prone to being bipolar. Yeah, the meds were having weird effects on her (if you must know, the meds kept her looking "young", or that's at least what she would say) "Now let's shoot this!"

"Let's get this one done quickly," Cream informed Shadow. "Just p*** against this wall and then light it on fire."

"Whatever," Shadow muttered. Since the previous scene had him tossed out a window by another one of Cream's product placements (some of Karou Land product; "Big the Froggy Hunter" (the frog was under Shadow, sadly)), he didn't really care.

"Exactly, Cream said smugly, going behind the camera. "And~... Roll it!"

Shadow did exactly what Cream wanted: Drank two liters off that healthy drink that only promotes running in that sense thatb you're running to the bathroom, struck a match, got burned on it, tried again and dropped it in the water. There, the water got lit on fire and it spread to a near by Lay's truck. The truck exploded in a mushroom cloud.

"Another explosion!" Shadow exclaimed before flying into the wall.

A moment of silence followed, being shattered by Cream shouting "Cut!" in a fit of ecstasy.

"Now THAT was an explosion!" Cream said, looking totally satisfied. "I mean... Whoo! Yeah!"

"Did we really need another explosion?" Shadow wondered aloud, pulling himself from the wall.

"What do ya mean another?" Cream asked back, trying to calm herself down.

"A couple of paragraphs ago you blew up a restaurant!" Shadow reminded Cream before falling flat on his face.

"That? We're shooting that next week," Cream said, signalling some of her followers, a word which here means "people forced against their own will to help a maniacal rabbit fulfil her goals" or "slave", help Shadow up.

"Then why was that shown first?" Shadow questioned, thanking the people who helped him up after he was done talking

"Because the author is a twit," Cream replied.

"And what was with the Lay's-" Shadow began, but Cream cut him short.

"They didn't let me take them over." Cream shrugged like it was no big deal.

Shadow facepalmed.

"So 666 really means 999 as in 1999?" the entire cast enquired at once, looking at Cream.

"Duh." Cream slapped her forehead as if it was one of the most obvious things in the world because, let's face it, it's not THE most obvious thing in the world. "But digging really deep into it, there are three 6's and from that you get 3. The first two numbers in 1999 is 19, but you take two away because that's you got rid of to get but you also add one because you added one number to begin with to get 1999, which gives you 18. Nine plus nine plus nine equals 27, but you add the one from 1999, but also take away 3 from the fact that you got the three from the three 6's and you also divide the the number by 5, because you now have 25, to get 5. Also, take the one from the beginning of 1999, which gives you 1. Finally, add all the 6's together to get 18, but you take away 9 because that's the number you got to begin with, but you also add 4 because that's the number of numbers you have in 1999, so you get 13. So finally you have 3-18-5-1-13. Turn that into numbers and what do you get?"

Nicholas Cage looked at his notepad. "3 equals C, 18 equals R, 5 equals E, 1 equals A and 13 equals M," he read, "So the final answer is CREAM..."

"Clever, huh?" Cream asked the cast. "I made it up as I went along."

Everybody groaned, although some people sighed and other muttered sarcastic comments under their breath.

"Hey wait a minute..." Cream murmured, counting heads. "Where the f*** is Dark Gaia?"

"Oh, Ultima pulled her from the project because she technically didn't have to be in it," one guy explained.

"And that would be because?" Cream urged the guy to continue.

"Because she's an UNDERSTUDY," the guy continued, rolling his eyes because what he said IS the most obvious thing in the world. "Unless Shadow can't act, she's free."

"So she thinks she can ditch here, huh?" Cream asked nobody manically. She then laughed evilly she got an evil idea. "Shadow, get over here..."

"She broke both your legs!" Tails exclaimed, looking at Shadow.

Indeed, both of Shadow's legs got busted. The two were in the hospital, Tails visiting Emo.

"I didn't think the bugger had that much in," Shadow growled, thinking about it and getting angrier the more he did.

"Well at least you got the money," Tails said.

"Actually the money she paid me was used to cover the insurance," Shadow admitted glumly.

"How much was it?"

"Hello, Shadow," Dr. Mario greeted Shadow, coming in with a pill the size of a beach ball. "We're going to have to ask your friend here to leave."

Shadow turned his head to face Tails. "You tell me."

A/N: Done! I really pushed myself to do the parts with the Lay's truck and the National Treasure reference. I think they kind of turned out the way I envisioned it. Oh, and I thought of a flaw in your thinking, Ultima. NOW who can be a lawyer! HA! HA HA! I'M FUNNY! REALLY! HA! GOOD NIGHT AND GOOD LUCK!

(Note: The Moulin Rouge! was added in at the last minute.)