A/N: Hotel Sonic! Thou art updating slowly! Well, that's just me. Anyways, hey guys, I'm back from a 3 week hiatus I never told you about 'cause my dad wasn't here (figure that out). I wanna mention something right here, however: the two biggest inspirations for this chapter were The Mask and Ms. 'Splosion Man. The Mask gave me the idea to begin with, while Ms. 'Splosion Man was a HUGE contributor (especially the shoe thing)! So without further ado, here's the chapter that has nothing to do with The Beatles!
SGT. VECTOR'S LONELY PLOTS CLUB BAND DEPT.
Blaze sighed heavily as she checked through the FanFiction archives. "Why are they so many for me and Silver?" she muttered under her breath. "I mean, I like him, but I like him as I would like a brother." As she scrolled down even further, the fictions got even more ridiculous. "Really? Silver as criminal and yet I still date him? Wow... I mean... WOW..."
"So what're you gonna do about it?" Sonic asked Blaze.
Blaze, looking a little surprised, turned around to see Sonic. "When did you get here?"
"I've been here for..." Sonic checked his watch. "...1 hour, 6 minutes, 56 seconds and 3/100th of a second."
"That's... Oddly specific," Blaze said slowly.
"So what?" Sonic asked, pausing for a second, but then adding, "I'm still a rock star! I got my rock moves!"
"That will never be funny," Blaze told Sonic.
"Well, uh, you're, er, MOM, ahm, isn't, muh, FUNNY!" Sonic retorted.
Blaze simply rolled her eyes at that statement and went back to scanning through the Fics. But, it was official.
"I can't believe it..." Blaze sighed. "He really thinks just because he thinks I'm not dating anybody, it's perfectly OK to pair me with that a-hole?"
"STOP MOCKING ME!" Suckitbores21 cried, weeping like no tomorrow.
"Oh grow up," Blaze told him.
After Suckitbores21 was done throwing a fit, Blaze went back to her thoughts. "How can I combat this?" she wondered aloud.
"Hey, everybody has free will," Sonic reminded Blaze, "and if they wanna pair you up with Marijuana head, they can."
"True, true," Blaze agreed with another sigh, "but they don't need to write so many! I mean the plots are getting so ridiculous!
"Like...?"
"In one, I'm a prostitute," Blaze replied with a hint of hate.
Sonic slapped his forehead. "Well just you're a whore in that story, it doesn't mean you're a WHORE-ible person!"
"You got that from the Nostalgia Critic, didn't you?" Blaze demanded Sonic.
"Yes," Sonic muttered, "and I'm very ashamed to have made that pun."
"You had better," Blaze said. "That was painfully awful."
Sonic said nothing in reply, although every nerve in his body was screaming him to make another pun. (If he did, I guess you could say he got NERVE!... I'm going to Hell for that pun...)
"So you have any idea?" Blaze asked Sonic.
Sonic though for a minute. "You could go OOC," he suggested.
"What?" Blaze looked confused.
"OOC... You know, out of character," Sonic explained. "You go on FanFiction and you don't know that term?"
"I..." Blaze began, but cut herself off as she realized she never HAD learned that term. She had learned Yuri, Yaoi, Lemon, Fluff, Hentai, Oral, Torture, AU, every freaking shipping name there is, FC, OC and all those other terms - pause for tension – but she had never learned OOC. "Is it worth it?"
"It's ILLEGAL."
"I'll try it," Blaze said.
"Great, I've always wanted to use this!" Sonic exclaimed, getting out a needle.
"W-what's that?" Blaze asked nervously.
"This? Oh, it's just those little, fake candy syringe needles. I got it for a bargain, too!" Sonic squirted a little in his mouth, but then immediately spit it back out. He whipped out his list and crossed out "#6: Try fake syringe needles" and "#7: Be disgusted by the makers of something".
"So..." Blaze started, signalling for Sonic to continue.
"Tails has the real formula," Sonic finished. He pulled out his iPhone, typed something in it, turned around 180 degrees, put his phone away. and stuck his right arm out.
Tails came in a yellow blur, running face first into Sonic's arm and landing on his back.
"Are you sure that's the ONLY way I can stop?" Tails asked Sonic in annoyance.
"You should feel lucky you can control those things to begin with," Sonic replied. "Anyways, you got the formula?"
"Yeah," Tails said, pulling out a test tube full of red liquid with white stuff floating around in it. "I still can't believe you talked me into making this."
"You owed me," Sonic reminded Tails, taking the tube away from him.
"What for?" Tails asked.
"Turning me into a cat."
"Wait, YOU were that blue cat!" Blaze, in total shock, enquired Sonic.
"You better believe it," Sonic told her. He then walked over to Blaze and thrust the test tube at her. "Drink up."
Blaze took the tube, inspected it, shrugged and downed it all. It tasted weird, king of like Cherry Kool-Aid.
"How was it?" Tails asked Blaze.
"Not too-" Blaze began before blacking out.
Sonic and Tails were quiet for a second.
"DAMN, that stuff works FAST!" Sonic commented.
"Yeah, I guess it'll do that," Tails muttered. "Sonic, you get Blaze into bed, the effects should take place tomorrow."
"Got it." Sonic lifted Blaze up, bridal style like everybody keeps using, and carried her into her room. Tails simply left without uttering a word.
Sonic laid Blaze down in her bed and turned to leave, but looked back at Blaze before he left.
Aw, she looks so peaceful, Sonic thought. But watch, the next day, it's gonna be as ironic as it can be.
You bet, a voice agreed.
Shari, what are you doing? Sonic asked the voice.
Um, talking to you? Shari replied.
...Go away... Sonic told Shari.
Fine, fine, spoil my fun... Shari said, exiting from Sonic's mind.
Sonic sighed. "I can't believe her..." he whispered to himself, walking out of Blaze's room.
-THE NEXT DAY-
An explosion came from Blaze's room.
"IRONY!" Sonic exclaimed, falling out of bed. "I knew this would happen!"
Tails came running in just then, Sonic quickly sticking his arm out to stop Tails. Once again, Tails ran face first into it.
"Seriously!" Tails said, getting off the ground again.
"Look, this is no time for complaining," Sonic told Tails, "Something has happened with Blaze. I knew it would happen, but you insisted on doing it!"
"But you said-" Tails tried to remind Sonic, but he ignored him.
"I mean it's very obvious in comedy, but NO, you just had to go ahead with it!" Sonic went on.
"Sonic, shouldn't we-" Tails tried to say, but, once again, Sonic cut him off.
"Really, this thing was unavoidable! And who's bright idea was it? YOUR'S!" Sonic raved.
"Sonic, can we just go see what happened?" Tails asked Sonic.
"Sure," Sonic muttered and the two went into Blaze's room. Nobody was there, but there was a huge hole in the wall, leading out into the city.
"Ten bucks says she caused it," Tails said to Sonic.
"You're on." Sonic quickly inspected the room and I mean quickly. "Well, there's no clear proof. Give me my money."
Tails whipped out his iPhone. "Actually..." he switched it on and showed Sonic security footage. Blaze did, in fact, do it. "It was painfully obvious, I don't know how you didn't know it."
"Whatever..." Sonic murmured before remembering the situation at hand. "Look, I'll go after Blaze, you work on an antidote or something."
"Gotcha," Tails agreed, going off to do just what Sonic said.
Sonic nodded at Tails and ran down to the first floor and out the door. "Now if I was an OOC Blaze the Cat, where would I go?" Sonic wondered aloud.
The very next thing that happened was an explosion from high up on the building across the street.
"I'm gonna go out on a limb and say there..." Sonic answered his own question.
"I'm sorry, you have to phrase all answers in the form of a question," a random passer-by told Sonic.
"What is over there?" Sonic repeated himself, this time in question form.
"There you go," the passer-by said mockingly, patting Sonic on the head before walking off.
Sonic watched the guy walking off before going to the building across the street.
Once Sonic got there, a fiery piece of rubble fell down next to him. It barely missed Sonic.
Jeez, everything's been trying to kill me in last few chapters! Sonic thought. He then added, Well, not EVERY chapter, but enough to make it SEEM like every chapter.
As Sonic finished his thought, he heard somebody calling to him from the top of building. It went something like, "SONIC! YEAH, YOU! UP HERE! LOOK! COME ON!"
Sonic did look and he saw Blaze, leaning over the edge and waving to him with the biggest grin he had ever seen her have.
"What're you doing up there?" Sonic called up to her.
"Better question! What are YOU doing down THERE?" Blaze called back in a very cheery manner.
"Being sensible!" Sonic replied in a shout. "Now get down here!"
"I don't hafta if I don't want to!" Blaze retorted.
"Uh, yes, you do!" Sonic argued, but then thought about what he said. "Oh wait. I'm wrong!"
Blaze giggled at that. "You're funny," she commented.
"Yeah, yeah, whatever," Sonic muttered, running up to the top floor.
Once he got up there, he noticed Blaze was still looking over the edge.
"Uh, Blaze?" Sonic said slowly. "I'm behind you."
"No," Blaze replied. "You're still down there."
"But I'm standing right behind you," Sonic retorted.
"You're down there," Blaze repeated herself, pointing to where Sonic was standing.
"No, I'm..." Sonic began, but then realized she was under the effects of OOC. So he simply grabbed Blaze's hand and began to drag her away from the edge.
When Sonic's hand grasped Blaze's, her head quickly turned to see Sonic. She looked surprised for a second, but then got then same grin on again and said, "I like you."
"I know," Sonic murmured, dragging her down to the bottom.
Blaze nodded, but then looked around in mild confusion. "Where are we going?" she asked in a curious and somewhat child-like manner.
"Back to the hotel," Sonic told Blaze. "Tails's got an antidote to make you In Character."
"Why? What's wrong with me now?" Blaze asked, suddenly interested.
"Nothing, really," Sonic replied quickly, being careful about what he said, 'cause anything could set her off, "It's-"
"Wait, let me guess," Blaze interrupted Sonic, pulling out of his grip. "Hmm, it can't be how I'm acting, obviously, and it can't be what I'm wearing, since you've seen me like this for months with no problem, OH, maybe it's the, no, another thing you've seen a million times and don't seem tired of, well, maybe, it could be the, no, no, no..." This went on for several. Hours. STRAIGHT! "...my taste in caviar could attribute to whatever it is that could be the problem- I got it!"
"What?" Sonic exclaimed, waking up.
"It must be the shoes!" Blaze stated. "I mean, look at them! So worn out, so dated, so... October 18th, 2007. They don't match what you're going for, kind of a nostalgic 1991 thing, I can obviously tell it touching upon the video game craze of June 23rd, or maybe the fact that Home Alone was really popular then. Mine really don't have the same flair."
Sonic was speechless. Several hours of trying to figure it out... For THAT? Don't give me that look, I know you'd be disappointed, too.
"Stay right here," Blaze instructed Sonic, "I'll be right back with something better."
And before Sonic could argue, Blaze sped off, fire trailing behind her. One guy ran out with a bag of marshmallows and a stick, commenting "Sweet! Road marshmallows!"
Sonic stood there in confusion for a moment, then Tails arrived.
"Sorry it took me so long!" Tails said to Sonic. "First, I got the formula ready, but then I tripped and dropped it, then I made it a second time, but Knuckles drank it and now he's in a coma. The third time, I was ambushed by 5 Hedgehogs, a fox and a wolf, the fox claiming she was my wife! Look, Peridot is not my lover and she will never be!..."
"Tails," Sonic started, "I just had Blaze, but then she ran off."
"Oh..." Tails looked at the trail of fire. "I guess we'll just have to follow her."
"How?" Sonic enquired. "She ran off."
"Uh, she left a trail of-" Tails began, but then Blaze came right back.
"Sorry for being so late but I couldn't find a DeLorean-" Blaze said, stopped mid-sentence when she saw Tails.
Tails saw Blaze's look and was slightly creeped out. Blaze was giving Tails this look of... Grambi, even I can't describe it.
After a long silence, Blaze finally shouted "FLUFFY!" and got Tails in an epic glomp. "FLUFFY! U R SO FLUFFY!"
Sonic and Tails exchanged glances of confusion.
"FLUFFY!" Blaze shouted again. "I LIKE YOU FLUFFY!"
"OK, Blaze, that's nice, you can let go now," Tails told Blaze.
Blaze laughed like a maniac, ending it off by simply saying, "You're so funny, Fluffy."
"You're really not gonna let me go?" Tails asked.
"No," Blaze said. "I like you a lot, Fluffy."
Tails sighed and looked at Sonic.
"Give Blaze the antidote," Tails instructed Sonic.
Sonic nodded and grabbed the antidote. "Blaze?" he spoke up, catching Blaze's attention. "You mind taking this?"
Blaze looked at for a few seconds and then shook her head no. "Looks like (CENSORED)," Blaze explained.
Sonic sighed and said, "Look, just take it, Blaze."
"No," Blaze stated, walking off, still glomping Tails.
"Where are you going!" Sonic exclaimed at her.
"The Dropkick Symphony!" Blaze replied,breaking into a run for no reason.
"BLAZE!" Sonic shouted. "Get back here!" Sonic started to chase after her.
A/N: This story with Sonic, Blaze and Tails will continue the chapter after the next. Why? Because what's going on here is a pointless chase. But don't worry, there will be references to that scene.