A/N: Last chapter didn't go over so well, right? Yeah... No reviews from anybody. I'm sad. Sadness over. Now onto the chapter! Third in The Beatles Department Name Trilogy!
SHE'S LEAVING HOME (AND TAKING TAILS WITH HER), DEPT.
"Well, we finally got away from that guy," Blaze told Tails.
It had been 19 hours since the chase began and Blaze had eventually wore Sonic down at some point (although she didn't stop). Blaze decided to stop after a while at the theatre where the Dropkick Symphony was doing their second showing.
"That's nice, Blaze," Tails said.
"It's Bonnie," Blaze stated.
"Bonnie?" Tails asked dully.
Blaze shook her head yes and let go of Tails, dropping him into a seat. Blaze sat down to his right.
"I feel so awkward right now," Tails muttered to himself.
"It isn't if you like me," Blaze said happily.
Tails opened his mouth to say something, but Blaze shut him up.
"And I don't need your answer because "A", it's not important, "7", I know you like me and "Pi", it's not important," Blaze explained.
"You, uh, said the same thing twice," Tails told Blaze.
"WHY DO YOU THINK I'M SO STUPID?" Blaze shouted, now looking extremely upset.
Everybody in the theatre looked at the two. Even the ticket guy came in to see what was going.
"Uh..." Tails really didn't know how to react, but feeling embarrassed could be a possibility. But he did manage to have enough thoughts to say to Blaze, "I, uh, didn't say you were stupid, I was just pointing out-"
"The lady said your opinion wasn't important!" one guy called to Tails. "Respect her dang wishes!"
"Would you rather have her carry on like this?" Tails retorted. "A 17-year old woman acting like a 5-year old?"
"Not really!" that one guy replied.
"Then just let me calm her down!" Tails told the guy.
"AND GET HER EVEN MORE UPSET?" the one guy exclaimed. "ARE YOU CRAZY!"
Tails slapped his forehead and decided to just ignore that guy.
"Look, Blaze... Um, Bonnie, I didn't say you were stupid," Tails explained, getting back to Blaze. "I was just pointing out that you said the same thing twice."
"OK," Blaze chirped, going back to her creepily-happy-OOC state and focusing her attention back at the front.
Bipolar much? Tails though to himself, also looking at the front.
The show started a few minutes later, Tails constantly having to argue with Blaze whenever she complained. The conductor came out, as well as the performers (who were all wearing protective shoes).
"Good evening!" the conductor greeted the audience. "I am Sgt. Howlitzer."
"Hello Sgt. Henry," the audience (save for Tails and Blaze) replied.
"For tonight's show," Sgt. Howlitzer continued, "we are doing something very special, seeing as how this is our 100th show. We actually have a long history together. If you count 6 minutes a long time. These aren't my regulars; these are random musical people of the area who feel they can do their-"
"You're boring!" Blaze randomly yelled to Sgt. Howlitzer. "You're boring everybody! If everybody meant me! Of which it doesn't! Stop boring everybody!"
Sgt. Howlitzer was quiet. "Um, whoever you are, that was quite rude," he said.
"But it wasn't BORING like you!" Blaze snapped, standing up.
"Of all the shows..." Sgt. Howlitzer muttered. He spoke up for the next bit, "Unless you e quiet, I will have to ask you to leave.
"Oh, sure, 'cause you're gonna be quiet the whole time!" Blaze commented sarcastically. A few people muttered in agreement. But those people are not important in this story or any other story. They were losers.
Sgt. Howlitzer sighed angrily. "I'm sorry, ma'am, but I'm going to have to ask you to leave," he stated.
"What makes you so special? Why do YOU get to stay and yet I don't!" Blaze whined.
"Because I'm the CONDUCTOR," Sgt. Howlitzer answered. "And not only that, I'm not carrying on like a spoiled three year old!"
"Oh, you wanna mess with me!" Blaze demanded Howlitzer. She began advancing towards him, climbing over the seats in front of her.
"Bonnie, don't do this," Tails told her.
Blaze simply ignored Tails and continued forward to Howlitzer, still rambling about why HE got to stay.
"Security!" Howlitzer called and, thus, the security came.
Without giving too much away, people were injured, others were scared for life, Tails was embarrassed beyond belief and Blaze was still OOC. The usual. So anyways, Blaze ended losing and getting thrown out by the security. Tails was kicked out as well, seeing as how Blaze was glomping him again.
"NO!" Tails cried, trying to run back in, but the door shut in his face. He was quiet for a moment. "THAT WAS THE LAST THEATRE THAT WOULD TAKE ME!"
"Why, Fluffy?" Blaze enquired.
"YOU," Tails hissed. "I"m going back to the Hotel." He then walked away.
Blaze grinned at that. "I know why," she said, following him.
Tails got it that fast. "NO!" Tails said, turning around on the spot. "I am only eight. You are seventeen. You date Sonic. I am not doing!"
"You're still funny, Fluffy," Blaze told Tails, giggling like a schoolgirl.
Tails rolled his eyes. "Yeah, OK, I get it," he muttered. "I'm just not doing- WAH!"
While Tails was muttering to himself, Blaze picked Tails up and began to run back to the hotel.
"This is bad..." Tails whispered to himself. "This is very bad."
But just then, Blaze got run over by The Muppets. When they hit, Blaze threw Tails into the air so he wouldn't get harmed. Taking advantage of this, he flew onto the roof of a near by building.
"I never thought I'd say this, but thanks, Kermit!" Tails shouted down to the Muppets before fleeing.
Back on the ground, a curious camera zoomed in on Blaze. A few seconds, there was all static... And the Dr. Eggman.
"Greetings!" the doctor laughed. "You're probably wondering where I am, considering I'd make this fiction 20 times awesome...Er... Well I'll tell you! I've built a time machine and gone back to 1967! If you look closely in the background of Magical Mystery Tour, you can see me in all my wonderfulness! So basically, I'm too famous for this. Anyways, we now return you to your regularly scheduled crap."
Some more static later and Blaze is chasing a very frightened Tails.
"GO AWAY!" Tails exclaimed.
"NO!" Blaze yelled in reply. "U WILL MY FLUFFY!"
Tails rolled his eyes. I guess he just decided to get used to it.
"Is there any chance that OOC stuff will wear off soon?" Tails asked Blaze, making a sharp left turn.
Blaze did a fancy spinning turn and answered, "Why would I? I like this so much better, Fluffy."
"Well this couldn't get much worse," Tails muttered, barely dodging another lamppost.
"Yes it could!" Blaze argued, using a random trampoline to jump over the lamppost. "I could get arrested." Blaze stopped dead in her tracks. "That's it! I'll get arrested! You'll be forced to bail me out and then you'll love me!"
Tails quickly ran into a random wooden board held up by balloons. "That is much worse..." Tails agreed quietly, getting back onto his feet, just to see Blaze run off. "This is bad, very bad."
Tails pulled out his phone and quickly dialled the first number that came to mind, which just so happened to be Shadow's.
"Shadow! Help!" Tails exclaimed once Shadow picked up. "Blaze is going to get herself arrested!"
"We can't help right now," Shadow told Tails. "We're waiting for the results of the Golden Fiction Raspberry Awards. Occupy Hotel Sonic has been nominated for Worst Chapter."
"Really?" Tails was surprised that they got nominated for anything.
"Yeah, but the odds are stacked against us," Knuckles, in the background, sighed. "The only other nomination is 'Every Single Chapter of A Journey to the End'. Come to think of it, it was also nominated for Worst FC and Worst Shipping. I heard somewhere that Anti-Wyatt, however, won an award for Best FC That's Overshadowed By a Worse One."
"That was a long sigh," Cream pointed out.
"I took my lessons from that guy in Once Upon a Forest," Knuckles explained.
"Fascinating," Tails muttered. "Now, if you'll excuse me, I need some help."
Tails hung up and then dialled a different number, Amy's to be exact.
"What is it?" Amy asked all tired like.
"Blaze is going to get herself arrested!" Tails exclaimed.
"Oh no..." Amy said to herself, but still loud enough for Tails to be. "I'll be right there."
Tails hung up and turned around, only to see Amy standing behind him.
"This is a market, isn't it?" Tails asked blandly.
Amy shrugged and the two went off to get Blaze.
A little while later, they found her, very close to the station.
"She's gonna go in!" Tails stated.
"No, duh," Amy commented sarcastically, slapping her forehead in a mocking manner. "Lets just get her..."
The two went up to Blaze and Amy tapped on Blaze's shoulder.
"You wanna not do this?" Amy enquired Blaze.
Blaze turned around and looked like she was about to tell Amy, but got all quiet instead, looking at the ground.
A few moments of silence later, Tails spoke up, saying, "You OK?"
"You're trying to take him, aren't you?" Blaze hissed, still looking at the ground. "You're trying to take my Fluffy."
Tails was confused, but Amy wasn't.
"We're not doing a parody of," Amy told Blaze sternly.
"Why?" Blaze whined, looking at Amy, slumping her shoulders. "I really wanted to do a parody of that!"
"Look, even though she writes Sonaze, her writing is still very good," Amy explained, "and I respect that."
"What about Wyatt Evans?" Blaze enquired.
"We just don't like him," Amy stated flatly. "Remember?"
Blaze nodded and they started at each other awkwardly for a moment.
"You till gonna kidnap me?" Tails asked Blaze.
"YES!" Blaze exclaimed, grabbing Tails and taking off. "YOU DON'T HAVE TO ASK ME TWICE!"
"Tails! You moron!" Amy shouted, giving chase. "You had to open your mouth! Now we have to have another chase!"
"Don't go chasin' waterfalls," Blaze sang, "please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to!"
Amy growled. "You're ruining TLC!" Amy yelled angrily. "Left Eye would be ashamed!"
"Well..." Blaze muttered. She then stopped and stuck her leg out.
"Hah! I can easily jump that!" Amy boasted, jumping Blaze's leg... And straight into the open manhole.
"That's why I am the smarticalest!" Blaze retorted, walking into the hotel that was right next to her. It just so happened to Hotel Sonikku.
"T-this is awkward..." Tails stammered, knowing exactly what Blaze was gonna do.
"What is it, Fluffy?" Blaze asked, stepping into the elevator and pressing the button for the top floor.
"Nothing.. It's an implied thing..." Tails answered in a whisper.
"OK!" Blaze chirped.
Once the elevator hit the top, the doors open to... Nothing.
"Damn Twilight Zone!" Blaze shouted, hitting the buttons. "Why does it exist?"
The doors closed again and then opened on Blaze's floor.
Blaze stepped out and announced, "I have outwitted the Twilight Zone!" before going into Tails and Amy's apartment.
"This is gonna be awesome!" Blaze giggled, kicking the couch out the window, with the Simpsons on it. Another one appeared in its place. "I love kicking **!"
"I guess there's no escaping it..." Tails told himself. "Might as well embrace it..."
Blaze dropped Tails on the couch and crouched so she was face-to-face with Tails.
"You know what I want.." Blaze purred.
"I know, I know," Tails said.
"Yes..." Blaze got closer to Tails's face.
Tails closed his eyes and just hoped it would be over soon.
"You think you could give me that cure?" Blaze asked innocently. "I'm bored with myself."
Tails opened his eyes and saw that Blaze was only inches away from his face.
"Kind of an anti-climax," Tails murmured, "but I'll take any way out of this."
Tails pulled the cure out of nowhere and Blaze grabbed it. She opened it and went into the bathroom.
"What..." Tails narrowed his eyes as Sonic came in.
"Great news, Tails!" Sonic announced. "I found $521 in the drain!"
"And?"
"I spent it on a chocolate bar!" Sonic finished before breaking into song: "I got a Golden Ticket, I got a Golden Ticket and it's a golden DAY!"
A few seconds after Sonic finished, Blaze and Amy came out of the bathroom.
"Sonic!" Amy said loudly, going over to Sonic. "Did you get my money?"
"No..." Sonic muttered. "Wanna bite of the chocolate bar I spent the cash on?"
"No, I'll have it all," Amy snapped, grabbing bar eating it quickly.
"You realize you can't eat any dairy products, Amy?" Blaze reminded Amy.
Amy sighed and went back into the bathroom. "I'm going to hospital," she said, accompanied by a toilet flushing. "Damn, it clogged!"
Sonic looked at the bathroom, then at Blaze. "How are we gonna finish this chapter when THAT just happened?" he wondered aloud.
"Simple," Blaze replied. "Just end it."
A/N: And that's it! I'm sorry for taking so long, it's just that I had writer's block, kinda. And don't worry, I'm trying to finish the next chapter of Super Paper Sonic. So, as I always quote, "Good night and good luck."