A/N: I have no idea why I decided to do this. I was just reading Ask the Sonic Girls and I came up with this... This is an experimental chapter, mind you... OH, **, I'M TURNING INTO YOKO ONO!

I GOT THE MOVES LIKE FALCON, DEPT.

"Blaze, come over here."

"What is it, Tails? I'm trying to finish my list."

"Give it up. You're never gonna get through that thick wall of stupid. Just come over here."

"Fine, fine. What do ya want?"

"Wanna do something with me?"

"If you're thinking what I think you're thinking..."

"No! I'm not thinking that! That's disgusting!"

"That Guy in the Background doesn't think it's disgusting."

"Oh. You still wanna do something?"

"Sure. Sonic's gone off somewhere, Jamie's still trying to find the hotel, Amy's locked herself in her room, Shadow's moping on the roof, Ringo's doing whatever and Knuckles is out trying to get Tikal to forgive him."

"You think Tikal ever will?"

"Unless Knuckles can get the Master Emerald back."

"Yeah, he's not gonna have much luck."

"Agreed. I had a random thought. Wanna use your Wii? I mean, you got it three months ago."

"OK. I got it hooked up right here."

"When?"

"You do you really care?"

"No. Say, why hasn't there been any descriptions between these sentences?"

"The author's trying to parody Ask the Sonic Girls and failing miserably."

"Respect me!"

"I'm gonna assume the author said that and not you, Tails."

"OK. So, what should we play?"

"I've heard that Epic Mickey's a good one. Sadly, it's one-player only."

"Yeah, that's bad. How about Super Smash Bros. Brawl? Sonic's in it."

"Why not?"

"Mm-hm. You gonna use the Wii Remote or the GameCube controller?"

"GameCube. Hey, why is Sonic in this game and yet nobody else is?"

"Actually, Knuckles, Silver and I can be seen in the background of Sonic's stage."

"I mean, why isn't anybody besides Sonic playable?"

"I really don't know."

"So should we just not care and play?"

"OK. Who are you picking?"

"Mario. He's the only other pyrotechnic I know of, besides Luigi. You?"

"I'm hydroechnic."

"No, I mean who are you picking?"

"Me? Um.. ROB."

"Why the robot?"

"Because I wanna."

"You know his Japanese name is FCR and, when you pronounce it, it sounds like-"

"I know how it sounds, please don't repeat it... Please."

"Sure. Wanna throw in a CPU or two?"

"Nah. Let's have a match to ourselves, then let's throw in one."

"Who?"

"Make it random. Either that, or Captain Falcon."

"Have you ever seen that one Let's Play? You know, where that guy always says it as CAP-TAIN FAL-CON."

"No."

"I should show it to you sometime. What stage?"

"Green Hill Zone."

"Wow, that's wasn't predictable."

"S-shut up!"

"Anyways, let's go."

"Two minutes is all we got."

"I won't go easy on you."

"I don't want you to."

"Pfft - fine."

"..."

"..."

"Man... Blaze, you're relentless!"

"I told you I wasn't gonna go easy on you. And don't you dare think about camping out near the lamppost."

"Thanks for the idea!"

"Ah! You two-tailed jerk!"

"Heh. Y'know, this is kinda surreal to me."

"How so?"

"I really don't know. This's just kinda surreal."

"If you were playing as Sonic, maybe... Hey, you remember the Smash Tournament?"

"No."

"Me neither. By the way, another KO for me!"

"You distracted me!"

"You brought up the topic of this being surreal and I took ad- Smash ball!"

"Hey, you're ahead by TWO, could at least me get this one?"

"And rain terror upon with your dinky little Diffusion Beam? Yeah, right."

"I should've thought about this more."

"You should've... Got it!"

"Oh... This is bad."

"You bet it is! Mario Finale... Go!"

"I've gotta admit.. That's a pretty nice Final Smash."

"Agreed... And I'm ahead three."

"Dang... And it's time."

"And this game's winner is... ROB?"

"Heh, you didn't realize that the whole reason I brought the surreal topic was to distract you. I got five KOs."

"You're evil."

"I know. Wanna put in a CPU?"

"Sure. And let's turn items off."

"Why? You wanna take the chicken way out?"

"NO! In my mind, items are really cheap and, if you don't know how to use them, can really handicap you. If you can battle without items, you're a real fighter."

"Fine. But we're keeping Smash Balls."

"Set it on low."

"Aw..."

"So, what stage should we do now?"

"I picked last time. You pick."

"Fine... Hm... 75m."

"The Donkey Kong stage, eh?"

"Yep."

"OK, so here we go.."

"Hey, it's Captain Falcon!"

"Why is he pink?"

"Because Captain Falcon is here for you, ladies."

"But, you're the only one here."

"Yeah. Hey, look, Captain Falcon wants to show you his moves."

"Gah! Get away! Go after Blaze, I'm just a robot!"

"Are you really?"

"I'm a Robotic Operating Buddy!...Aw."

"You couldn't handle his moves."

"And then you KO Falcon."

"Thanks for pointing out the obvious."

"What's that sound?"

"Oh, that signals that DK's coming out."

"What?"

"I've played this game before. Just make sure that don't touch the springs."

"OK I- YOU HIT ME AND FALCON RIGHT INTO ONE!"

"That's why I picked this stage! Ha-ha... I love doing that."

"OK, that's it..."

"Oh no, the **er's coming after me."

"YOU SAID IT!"

"Wait, what- Smash Ball! Where did you get it!"

"Now you're gonna get it! Now you're gonna- Falcon! H-he hit it outta me!"

"That can happen! And he got it! Make sure he doesn't hit you!"

"Why?"

"Falcon Drive- HE HIT ME! HOW THE HECK DID THAT HAPPEN!"

"Karma."

"We're taking this way too seriously. It's just a game."

"I know. What do ya wanna do after this?"

"Um... Sonic's gonna come back soon. I'm should get back to my list of reason why I'll never date Wyatt."

"OK... Falcon KO'd me."

"And it's time."

"...Sudden Death?"

"Between me and Falcon? Huh... Well, this'll be ea- he KO'd me."

"At least you got second."

"Better then nothing, I suppose. I gotta get back to my list."

"I gotta catch up on some Sonic Riders: Zero Gravity."

"You do that."

"I'm back!"

"Hey, Sonic.

"Hey."

"What did ya do while you were out?"

"Nothing. I just stood outside the door and waited for the chapter to be done."

"Oh. So you can cross '#10: Stand outside and do nothing' off of your list, can't you."

"You bet I can!... Hey, Tails, when did you get a Wii?"

"I've had it for three months."

"Why is it hooked up to my TV?"

"Sonic, it's OUR TV."

"I know, Blaze..."

"Look, I'll just bring it over to me and Amy's apartment. Would you like that?"

"Very much."

"OK. Bye, Sonic."

"OK, bye... What are you laughing about, Blaze?"

"Nothing... Except that you couldn't handle his moves."

"You gonna bring the Smash Tournament up again?... You know what? Tails, get back here!"

"What is it?"

"I gotta prove to Blaze I can handle his moves."

"Five bucks says you can't."

"Deal."

A/N: Shortest chapter of Hotel Sonic since the first chapter. Well, I hope you enjoyed... Or at least survived. So, anyways, "Bonum notce et fortuna."