A/N: In case you were wondering what was taking me so long... First there was The Internet, then Team Rat GH begged me to put up another one of her stories then I asked Ultima the Fox to write a chapter for this (which he STILL hasn't), so yeah. Here's my adaptation of "Trapped in the Drive-Thru".

DRIVE-THRU LINE OF FIRE, DEPT.

PART I

It was another one of those boring evenings in the hotel of Sonic. Sonic was doing something that wasn't so surprising if you've seen the other chapters: He was sitting down, doing nothing.

Amy came in the room and saw the lazy hog.

"You really gotta do something," Amy told Sonic. "You can't just be sitting here like some kind of log-based analogy."

"Yeah, but the author's been focusing more on Tails and Blaze then he has me," Sonic grunted. "Before you know it, it'll be all about his stupid fan-characters."

Amy leaned on the couch behind Sonic. "And who is the chapter focusing on?" she asked in a whisper.

Sonic gave Amy a dirty glare, as if to say, "Curse you, Miss Rose!"

Amy returned the favour with a smug grin and a flick to the head. She questioned, "Are you watching anything good?"

"That pony show people like so much," Sonic answered. "Wait, what are you doing here?"

"I don't know... I'm a little hungry, I guess," Amy muttered. "If it matters to you, let me know."

"It doesn't," Sonic said flatly, turning the TV off, "but it could lead to a good chapter and I could finally have the spotlight."

"What about me?" Amy whined, pretending to look distraught.

"You too," Sonic sighed. "So, what do you wanna do about your hunger problem?"

"Me no think about that a lot," Amy slurred. "Me just previously be Andy Rhodes."

"Oh, yeah, that weird fiction," Sonic said. "But, seriously, what do you wanna do?"

"Why don't you make something?" Amy asked innocently.

"I can't cook!" Sonic exclaimed. "You dot it!"

"Just because I'm a woman-" Amy began, but Sonic slapped her.

"You stop making sense, woman!" Sonic shouted. "In these here parts of fiction, you're here just to be the subject of lemon after lemon after lemon!"

"Well that's rude," Amy scoffed, rubbing her cheek.

Sonic nodded.

"So, do you just wanna get something delivered or what?"

"Well, considering our current financial standing," Sonic said to no one, rubbing his chin, "I'm gonna have to say... No."

"Then what do you want to do?" Amy asked, crossing her arms.

Sonic thought for a moment. Then another. Then another. Then another. Then another. Then another. Then-

"We get it! Move on!" Amy told me, annoyed.

Right. So, eventually, Sonic came up with a brilliant idea: Drive-thru.

"The drive-thru?" Amy asked in disbelief. "Really? Sitting in a vehicle? You're getting less and less out of character, Sonic."

"It's either that, or we go to Olive Garden," Sonic said flatly.

"I'll go get a coat or something," Amy said running to her and Tails's apartment to get said coat.

Moments later, she came back with fishnets.

"What in the world is THAT?" Sonic asked, pointing to various places on Amy's body.

Amy sighed and said, "Something. Look, it was either this or the rave sunglasses and I'm NOT going up against that unicorn! Now let's go!"

Sonic watched Amy stomp off. He followed a moment later, wondering if the reference would be gotten or not.

Amy got in the vehicle and slammed the door. Sonic got in the driver's seat and looked at Amy, then at the dashboard.

"Like my bobble-head?" Sonic asked, flicking his Elvis bobble-head. "Funny, how this is the only thing I brought back to remember Sonic Generations."

"Which port?" Amy muttered, not really caring.

"I think 3DS," Sonic mused, looking up as the world started to go white.

Amy smacked Sonic. "This is no time for a flashback!" she shouted. "Go!"

"Fine," Sonic grunted, getting keys out of his a$$ and starting his car up. Why he had a car when he can run is beyond me. But, hey, it's in most high school fictions, so I'm going to say much.

They went off and down the road, not really saying much. Except for the obnoxious voice proclaiming that they were "Almost there at the drive-thru."

"I heard Blaze is trying to get into Sonic All-Star Racing Transformed," Sonic told Amy, trying to break the silence.

"Whatever," Amy grunted. "She sucked in Free Riders."

"That's 'cause she beat you," Sonic reminded Amy in a mockingly sweet singsong voice.

"Don't make me go crazed-Twilight-fan on you," Amy threatened.

PART II

Sonic stapled his mouth shut, which really hurt for some reason. Then they arrived. And they waited in line. Well, until some happened.

"This guy's shinning his headlights in my face," Sonic complained, looking at the guy with his mirror.

"Then turn the mirror away," Amy said.

"I don't wanna, I wanna yell at the guy," Sonic said, rolling his window down. He leaned out and yelled at the guy, "Headlight guy, you so crazy!"

Amy facepalmed at the reference.

Next, they arrived at the speaker box. A split screen came up.

"Sally? That you?" Sonic and Amy were both surprised to see/hear her.

Sally sighed. "The author has no other place to put me, so why not here?"

"I dunno... You could have a real part," Sonic suggested.

Sally thought about and then said, "Order something. There's already enough filler as it is."

Sonic nodded. "I'd like a cheese burger, even though I'm allergic to dairy products, a medium root beer and curly fries." Sonic grabbed Sally through the split screen and hissed, "Don't you dare forget the curly fries."

"What about me?" Amy whined.

"If I learned anything from listening to original song, your order's gonna be forgotten anyways," Sonic reminded Amy. "Also, my root beer should be up-sized. For no extra charge. Or reason."

"OK," Sally muttered, changing the order.

"Hey, you can't do!" the manager shouted from off-screen.

"Oh snap," Sally whispered, all hushed like.

"What-" Sonic started, but Sally had already jumped through the slip screen and into their car.

"...HOW is that possible?" Sally and Amy asked the same time.

"I don't know, but it's a rush!" Sally quickly answered her own question with a giggle.

Amy rolled her eyes and smacked Sonic to get moving.

"Well, we'll see how much it costs when we get there!" Sonic stated, moving the car forward very slowly.

Moments later, Sonic was bored. "This line is so slow!" he whined. "Why can't we just go inside!"

"You're naked!" Amy told Sonic.

"We're both practically naked!" Sally argued. "And we're both heroes, so I think they'd be pretty lenient."

"But I'm a hero," Amy whined.

Sally laughed. "Getting kidnapped doesn't count."

"You have, too," Amy argued.

"You wanna rap about it?" Sally asked threateningly.

"Girls, this isn't the time or place!" Sonic told the two arguing women. "Let me just turn on the radio and get this joke over with." And he did. Then he turned it off.

"Wow, Team Rat wasn't kidding when she said she got a record deal," Sonic commented.

"Well, at least it's better then One Direction!" Amy stated, imitating a rimshot afterwards.

"Oh, like that joke isn't old," Sonic muttered, pulling up to the pay window. "How much is it?

"58 rings," Sally said.

"Good, I have-" Sonic started, but cut himself short. "Not enough."

PART III

And the lady at the window's like, "Well, well, well, that'll be $5.82."

"Five dollars and eighty cents?" Sonic yelled. "Sally, why you lie!"

"Actually, it is 58 rings," Sally muttered. "How many do you have?"

Sonic counted his rings up. "54. Do you have any?"

"I work in a drive-thru."

"OK, Amy?"

"Actually, I gave all my money to YouTube," Amy admitted.

Sonic facepalmed. "Maybe I have some rings in the glove compartment..." he said to himself, opening said glove compartment. Out came an OC.

"Hey." Jamie smiled.

"Jamie? I thought we forgot about you!" Sonic exclaimed.

"Hey, look, I don't-" the cashier woman tried to say.

"Nope, I've just been chilling here since you morons forgot me!" Jamie laughed.

Sonic rolled his eyes and slammed the glove compartment shut.

"Fine, no napkins for you!" Jamie called out.

Sonic sighed heavily.

"There's a line behind you!" the cashier woman said. "If you don't move your spiky butts, I'm gonna have to do it for you!"

"You mean you'll us go for free?" Sonic asked, hopefully, giving a cheesy smile. Sally found a rubber duck and squeezed it for added effect.

The cashier woman said, "No." And that was that.

"So where in the world am I going to get extra rings?" Sonic wondered aloud.

"I can help!" called a voice. And thus, out a shinning golden light came a jetpacking hero, who totally crashed into the front of Sonic's car.

Sonic, Amy and Sally stared at him.

"Well that sucked!" said the headlight guy who was "so crazy".

"Who are you?" Sonic asked in a mystified voice.

"I..." the jetpack guy began, getting up and standing on the hood. "Am Dues Ex Machina!"

Sonic groaned. "We've gotten to the point where the plot needs a literal Dues Ex Machina?"

Dues nodded. "And now to give you the money!" He pointed at the two cars off to the left, who came alive.

"Woah..." said the red car. "That's the last time I do nitrogen..."

The white car beeped and bounced a little.

"They'll pay you two rings for five minutes!" Dues announced. He did a heroic pose. "My work here is done! If you'll excuse me, there's a Naruto fanfiction that needs me!" He tried to fly off, but landed face first on the ground. "Forgot to turn the jetpack on..."

"So this car is female!" Sonic exclaimed. "Aw, no wonder I felt like watching Unfabulous!"

"Well, let's just get it over with," Amy muttered. She whistled to the two cars and motioned for them to come over.

Because this T-rated fanfiction and cars doing it is wrong, we will now give you an excerpt from the next chapter of Ultima the Fox's The Birth of Ultima to pass the time.

Isn't incest wrong? I thought to myself.

"You ain't seen the half of it," Princess Luna muttered.

Ultima stared at Luna. When the f*** did you get here?

You like it? Good! Let's move on!

"Well, this'll be the one night we never forget," Sonic told the girls, forcing the rings into the cashier woman's hand.

The cashier woman's eye twitched.

"And I'll just take the receipt," Sonic murmured, taking said piece of paper. He pulled ahead, Sally throwing an eraser at her as they passed.

"I have now confirmed that ponies doing isn't that bad compared to cars," the crazy headlights guy told nobody as he pulled up to the cashier window.

Back with Sonic, he just got his food. But he was missing something.

"Where's my drink?" Sonic asked the guy who gave him his food.

The guy, who's name is now BillyBob, whipped out a script and leafed through it. "I'm sorry, there's no drink prop," BillyBob said, eating the script. "Sorry."

Sonic sighed. "Well, can I at least have ketchup?"

And he looked at Sonic.

And Sonic looked at him.

And he looked at Sonic.

And Sonic looked at him.

And he looked at Sonic.

And Sonic looked at him.

And he looked at Sonic.

And Sonic looked at him.

And he looked at Sonic.

And Sonic looked at him.

And he looked at Sonic.

And Sonic looked at him.

And he looked at Sonic.

And Sonic looked at him.

And he looked at Sonic.

And Sonic looked at him.

And Tails was dropped into a vat of acid.

And he looked at Sonic.

And Sonic looked at him

And he looked at Sonic.

And Sonic looked at him.

And he looked at Sonic.

And Sonic looked at him.

And he looked at Sonic.

And Sonic looked at him.

"Enough with filler!" Sally cried. "Get ready to run, 'cause here I come!" She jumped out of the window, through the wall and grabbed onto BillyBob.

Sonic watched for a few moments before slowly speeding off.

"But Sonic, there was a lot of ketchup!" Amy nagged Sonic.

"That wasn't ketchup," Sonic said, driving with his feet and checking '#12: Witness a murder' off of his list. "At least it wasn't as brutal as it could have been."

"Sin City?" Amy asked.

"No, Legally Blonde 2!" Sonic corrected Amy. "Actually, while it's scary, it's not brutal..."

They drove in silence.

"I can haz cheeseburger?" Sonic enquired Amy. The smell of the food was getting to him. "And can you put that fan down? It's making me hungry."

Amy tossed said fan out the window. "Fine, if you really-" Amy began, but Sonic was already lifting the burger out of the bag as they came to a stop light.

"I have the Force!" Sonic exclaimed, letting the burger drift into his hands.

He grasped it tightly, almost groping it, and unwrapped the paper.

Sonic then looked at Amy and said "I forgot" to her.

"What'd you forget?" Amy asked. "Tell me, please."

Sonic looked down and said, "I'm allergic to cheese."

The camera backed up quite slowly as Sonic became a bloater.

I know this is a weird ending, but at least it's over.

A/N: And there you have it. My three part special, Sonic in the Drive-Thru. I'll come out with the next chapter as soon as Ultima makes it. Also, check out "Ready to Die" by Andrew W.K.! There's a link to it on my account! Trust me, it's harmless. I'm That Gamer, saying "Paenitet enim omnes MINUSCULUS effercio! Eam suxisti, scio!"