A/N: Want a fantasic way to waste time? Read this chapter, completely in rhyme! I know it may seem silly at first, but, hey, you're reading this moronic verse! The story for this was inspired by the song "Got to Get You Trapped Under Ice". So let's just finish this A/N and get this started right.
One day Amy went up to Sonic and said,
"I really want you to be my husband"
Sonic blinked and said with a laugh,
"I've already told you no, you twit and a half"
Amy said with a frown, "At least give me a chance!
You've rejected me every time I've asked for a dance!"
"That's because I'm not that hot a dancer," was Sonic's reply,
"But, if it'll get you off of my back, then I guess I'll try"
Amy squeed and glomped the hedgehog of her dreams
Then ran back to her house so she could scream as she pleased
Sonic didn't think it was a very good idea at first
But, it was only Amy, she wasn't the worst
That night Sonic was at Amy's place
And she was happy to see his fine face
Amy said, "Sonikku, I knew you'd be here on time"
Sonic said, "It's ten; we should have left at five"
"But you waited for me! That's sweet!" Amy cooed
"So come inside, my lover!" And inside Sonic was tossed
Sonic was curious as to why Amy wanted him inside
He thought they would be out on the town for the night
Sonic asked, "What do you want to do Amy?"
Amy giggled and said, "Oh, you'll see"
The blue hedgehog at first was a little confused
But then she offered something that couldn't be refused
"Chilli dogs, fresh from the oven and smoking hot!"
Everything left Sonic's mind and he said, "Want!"
Amy giggled and led the hedgehog around her home
Using the scent as a leash, leading him to a part unknown
And probably wondering where in the Underwhere they went
Simply put, Amy led Sonic in to her fair, small basement
Amy put the tray down on the metallic part of the floor
And Sonic ran over, ate them all and suddenly wanted more
Then Amy froze him solid
"Sonic, you fool," Amy cackled, "You stepped into my cryogenic chamber!
"Now you're trapped there in a frozen state and you'll be mine forever!"
Even though the face was a little messed up, Amy had completed her life
It never came to mind that she was unofficially married to a chunk of ice
Weeks passed since and Sonic was still freezing
And only now did Blaze realize Sonic was missing
"Tails, have you seen Sonic?" Blaze asked, going in to Tails's room
"No, I haven't, I'm sorry," Tails replied, studying the effects of a rainboom
Tails then added, "But I did hear that Amy brought some property"
Blaze asked where and he replied, "Near the edge of the city
"I don't know why she did it, maybe it was the rent
"But she also bought a cryogenic chamber for her basement"
Blaze immediately put two and two together and ran to said place
Back at Amy's, the pink hedgehog wasn't treating Sonic with grace
For she was forcing him to watch Jersey Shore on MTV
And just the sight of it alone made Sonic want to die
Amy took pleasure in hearing Sonic's muffled yell
And she thought, "You reject me, welcome to Hell!"
Then suddenly the door from the top of the stair came off
Blaze was there and, DAMN, did she look p!$$ed off!
"Just what in Mobius do you think you're doing?"
She took a step to the side to avoid Amy's hammer throwing
"Since Sonic always avoids me, I've trapped him to make him mine!
"Now he's mine forever and ever for my entire life!"
Blaze rolled her eyes, went downstairs and pushed Amy aside
And then began to free Sonic from his prison of ice
"I've got fire on my side," Blaze said flatly, "You're attempt is pathetic
Did you really think you could honestly get away with it?"
Then Blaze was frozen as well
"Yes, yes I did think I could."
And she went upstairs to fetch Norwegian wood
Then Blaze unfroze herself in a fiery pillar
She muttered to Sonic, "She's as stupid as you are!"
Just then, Amy came back and saw them try to escape
She screamed "You won't leave!" and grabbed a 12-gauge
Bullets from said gun nearly hit Sonic and Blaze
But she was a terrible shot, so they were safe
"Y'know Blaze," Sonic said, "I feel like I was in Star Wars"
"But unlike this," Blaze said, "it wasn't a complete bore"
Both walked down the street wondering about the shortness of the chapter
And Amy just sold her house to Michael Bay and muttered, "Almost got her"
THE END
A/N: I have no idea idea what that was. So bonum nocte et fortuna!