Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter nor do I have any rights or make any money from writing these fic's.

Prompts taken form: dreamyraynbo challenge on live journal.

Time Line: AU, I've just taken what I like best of Naruto and thrown it into this fic.

Wicked

Harry gave a groan as he spotted a blond blur following him, "Something wicked comes my way."

"Hey, Harry!" Naruto yelled as he tried to stop next to Harry only to fail and crash into a wall, "…hi…"

"Your entrance needs a bit more work Naruto," Harry simple said as he continued to walk towards the training grounds.

"Hey! I'm getting better at these dramatic entrances!" Naruto cried out as he nodded his head, "I only crashed into a wall this time instead of flying through several trees!"

"Whatever you say Naruto," Harry said with a shrug of his shoulders, "Now I've got to go, I'm meeting your Sensei at the training grounds."

"Then I'll go with you!" Naruto cried out happily, "You'll be able to help me with my dramatic entrances!"

"Naruto, why on earth do you want a dramatic entrance for?" Harry said with a sigh as he finally stopped walking, "You really don't need one, I mean Gai and Lee don't have one."

"They don't need one," Naruto muttered quietly before yelling, "Because I want to be like Severus Snape!"

"WHAT!" Harry cried out, almost falling over, "Why on earth would you want to be like him? I thought you wanted to be a Hokage? I mean Severus is a nice person and he had his reasons for what he did but really Naruto, why?"

Naruto looked at Harry as if it was the simplest thing in the world, which to Naruto it was, "Because of his entrance! He somehow makes himself look like a giant bat! Just think of all the enemy ninja I could scare away with just that entrance! It could save use a lot of problems!"

"So let me get this straight, you want to prefect a big scary entrance so you can scare a lot of enemy ninjas?" Harry asked with a sweat drop, "Have you ever thought about the two items that you're missing?"

"I'm missing things!" Naruto cried out, his eyes wide, "Tell me! It must be why everything's going wrong for!"

Harry had to bite his lip as he stifled a giggle, "A long black robe and magic."

"Huh?" Naruto asked with a frown as he titled his head in confusion, "What are you on about?"

"Severus had a long robe so he could use it to blow behind him to make him look like a giant bat," Harry said simply as he began to walk again this time with Naruto at his side, "And Severus used a spell to get his robes to blow the way it did. It was quiet amusing when Professor McGonagall transformed into her cat animagus form, somehow got some catnip into her system and started to play with Severus' robes as if they were a giant cat toy."

"I wonder if I'll be able to use my Charka instead of magic," Naruto wondered with a goof smile, "And was it you who gave Professor McGonagall the catnip?"

"Maybe," Harry said with an impish look, "But don't you have something important to do? Like missions maybe?"

"Damn it, that reminded me of the reason I was following you for!" Naruto said with a groan, "The green beast and the mini green beast are coming your way. Something about wanting to take you out on a date?"

Harry let out a groan, "Wicked comes my way a lot today, why can't I have a normal day?"

"Because that wouldn't be normal!" Naruto said with laughter, "If it was a normal day then Konoha would be falling down around us."

Harry pouted, "True, very true."

To Be Continued…

*Is busy picturing a chibi Naruto in Severus Snape's black robes*