Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter nor do I have any rights or make any money from writing these fic's.

Prompts taken form: dreamyraynbo challenge on live journal.

Time Line: AU, I've just taken what I like best of Naruto and thrown it into this fic.

Adept

Harry gave a groan as he watched as Tsunade broke another one of her desks.

"Number 1095," Harry muttered as he waved his wand with a muttered reparo spell causing the desk to be repaired, "Damn woman, thought she'd of known how to control her own strength and all."

"Your becoming adept at fixing Tsunade's desks," Kakashi said with a one eyed smile, "Counting how many she breaks out of boredom huh?"

"No," Harry said with a glare as Tsunade broke another desk, "I'm counting to make sure I can keep track of how much money she owes me."

"Tsunade owes you money too?" Kakashi questioned.

"Yeah, I'm not doing this for free you know," Harry said as Tsunade's desk count rose to 1097, "I get a hundred for fixing the desk every time she breaks it."

Kakashi's invisible eyebrows shot up into his hair, "Well then congratulations are in order, you're a millionaire, and how does it feel to cheat the Hokage out of so much money?"

"Good but your forgetting the two thousand she also owes me as well," Harry said simply as he flicked his wand causing Tsunade's desk to go from broken to fixed, "What are you doing here?"

"Oh just hanging around," Kakashi said with his one eyed smile, "Did you know that there's a new Icha Icha paradise book coming out? Oh of course you do! You're in it after all!"

"WHAT!" Harry yelled, his eyes going wide as he quickly turned his full attention onto Kakashi, "What are you talking about?"

"Oh don't be so shy Harry," Kakashi said with a smirk as he patted Harry on the back, "I know all about those times that Kitty and you have been at it, through I always thought you wouldn't have been like that. Hard to see you doing those things as but then in the bedroom things change huh?"

"What are you talking about?" Harry growled out causing everyone to look at him, "I am NOT in any book you baka!"

"Really? But then what is your name doing in the blur Jiraiya-Sensei gave me for his newest book?" Kakashi said innocently as he pulled out a piece of paper.

"Let me see," Harry said as he snatched the paper out of Kakashi's hands and read it, "I can't of done any of these things, none of them, this author is lying. How dare he use me in his book and say it's based on real life observations!"

"Oh Harry, you're in a book are you?" Tsunade's asked with a smirk, "And in Icha Icha paradise no less. You naughty thing, you'll have lots of beautiful woman chasing after you in no time."

"This is a damn lie; I'm going to kill that author!" Harry cried out as he ran to the door.

"Wait!" Kakashi called out causing Harry to freeze in the door way, "Why can't any of what Jiraiya-Sensei said in his book be true?"

"Because I'm a virgin and I'm a submissive male who likes dominate males," Harry growled out before disappearing out of the door.

"Well, there's only one thing I can say," Tsunade said with a sigh, "There'll be a lot of happy dominate gay males out there along with a load of happy yaoi fans."

"I know, I'm so glad that I put them up and got them all working perfectly," Kakashi said with a grin as he looked up at the ceiling.

There on the ceiling was a set of microphones that was connected to a set of speakers that was placed randomly in the village.

Tsunade gave a sigh as loud cheers echoed throughout the village, "I just hope that Harry doesn't kill us when he finds out what we've done but that boy really needs to get laid."

To Be Continued…