"Sam! Why didn't you tell me about this? You and Freddie are… We said we wouldn't keep secrets from each other. I mean, I know that I did with Gibby, but I was embarrassed with that. Were you embarrassed? You shouldn't be! It's sweet! You can create more of a relationship from it! Awww, Sam, I wish you would have told me! This calls for girl talk! Does he kiss well?"
I was wise to choose not to answer up until this point. It's all Mrs B's fault, as usual. She shouldn't have walked in on us. And she shouldn't have believed us when we said that we were playing 'Nose Tag'. And, she shouldn't have walked in on Carly and Gibby…kissing (I still need that mental image out of my head). And then she shouldn't have questioned them on if they were playing Nose Tag.
And then Carly wouldn't be questioning me right now. I could have tried to make up another excuse…. But I think I've made up way too many excuses recently.
"Carly for the last time. We don't kiss. We Flubakiss!"
"I need to talk to Freddie too!"
"Carly, please don't. We're fine doing what we are! Until Saturday, anyway."
"I'm not going to stop you Flubakissing!" She's seriously catching on with this whole Flubadubs thing, isn't she? "I just want to find out if him Flubalikes you back!"
"I never said I liked him!"
"But you do, don't you?"
"I think."
"See? I'm sure he likes you back. But I'm talking to him in private. And you had better not eavesdrop, Miss."
"Pffft, why would I eavesdrop?"
I am so eavesdropping.

"So, Freddie, where does your Flubationship stand with Sam?"
This is exactly the information I need. Eavesdropping is good in most places.
And Carly though I wouldn't.
"I don't want to say."
"Come on!" Come on!
"Promise you won't tell Sam." She won't.
"I promise!"
"How can I trust you?"
"Freddie. I promise I won't tell Sam."
"Fine."
"Tell me then!"
"I might Flubalove her."
I think I know what the expression 'My heart just skipped a beat' means.
He Flubaloves me?
"You do? That's great!" Too right it is!
"She doesn't Flubalove me back though."
"She does!" Carly! She just told Freddie like my biggest ever. I didn't think she would! Now Freddie knows I Flubalove him! Carly didn't even know that I did! I never told her… She could probably tell. No-one is Fluba-friends-with-benefits with someone they don't even Flubalike.
"She does?"
"Yep! I mean, she hasn't told me directly, but I can see it in her eyes! You two are absolutely perfect for each other!"
"I really would like to go into a Flubationship with her." Me too! Well, obviously not with myself. With him…. "It's just so strange, feeling all these things." Tell me about it.
"In a good way?"
"Oh, yeah. She's just so amazing…" Awww, so are you, Freddie!
That was defiantly the Flubadubs speaking.
Sam Puckett doesn't complement dorks.
But the Flubadubs complement hot Freddie.
Hot?

"Sam, I didn't know you were such an awesome dancer!"
"You saw me at the beauty pageant, Carly!"
"I know but you are amazing!"
"I know. By the way, where's Freddie? I haven't seen him in a while. Not that I'm missing him or anything. I should cover up. She might think I'm actually concerned… "And Gibby?"
"Good cover up." Don't you use that sarcasm with me. I thought I had it covered. "And they went to get drinks."
"Why did we have to come to this club, anyway?"
"I already told you Sam! I'm on a date with Gibby!"
"But why did I have to come?"
"You and Freddie were bored."
"How do you know?"
"You and him were sat on my couch, staring at each other evilly!"
"We were having a staring competition."
You looked like you wanted to kill him with your glares!"
"I was trying to scare him."
"Trying to scare who?" Ah! There's Freddie!
"You." Whats he got?
"I got you Blueberry Juice."
"How did you know I like that?" I'm impressed.
"Well I know you love Blueberry ice cream,so I just figured…"
"Thanks."
"Anything for you!" He's just so dang sweet!
"Aww, Sam, are you… Flubablushing?"
"No…"
"She's got the Flubadub rash!" Freddie's teasing me, isn't he?
"LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!" Oh, Gibby. You defiantly know how to attract the attention of everyone, don't you?
"Yeah Gibby!" And it seems Carly agrees with him.
"You want to go get a seat?"
"I'd like that. OMG this is the nicest drink ever!"

I can't be bothered to open my eyes. There's no point. I am only…. Wait where am I? I don't remember getting home from that club…. The last thing I remember is getting into Spencer's car…
I must have fallen asleep. Freddie was asleep on my shoulder, wasn't he?
Oh no. I'm not asleep on Freddie again, am I?
It certainly feels like it.
Urg. I still can't be bothered to open my eyes.
But where are we?
I really hope we're not in Freddie's apartment. That would be a lot of explaining to Mrs B.
This feels like the Shay's couch though.
That's okay.
As long as Carly hasn't seen…
Oh what the heck. She already knows that we're both in Flubalove with each other.
Awww, that sounds so sweet - Flubalove!
Gosh, I'm turning into a girl.
Well, not me. The Flubadubs.
The Flubadubs are turning into a girl.