So.
It's Saturday.
The day I have to sort out Freddie and mine's Flubationship.
Great.
Na, I guess it kind of exciting.
Kind of.
But it does mean we probably won't be Fluba-friends-with-benefits anymore. But id we do go into a Flubationship, and then we can Flubakiss anytime we want…
I so freakin' hope we do go into a Flubationship. There is no reason we wouldn't… we both Flubalove each other! Unless Freddie's not interested anymore…
I'm sure he is.
So when do we talk? Did we set a time? I don't know!
Why am I so nervous? It's the Flubadubs making me like this!
"Sam and Freddie! You two need to talk!"
"Carly! Why are you so desperate for us to talk?!"
"So we can have the new iCarly segment!"
"I still don't think it's a good idea."
"But why?"
"I don't trust the people out there. I think we should just keep it between us two!"
"But why?"
"I just don't want to reveal them. Not yet, anyway. Can we just see how the talk goes, and then see how it goes after that?"
"You both agree with that idea?"
"Yeah." Thankfully the nub agrees with me.
"So do you two want to go talk? Alone?"
"Fine."
Here we go.
"So…"
"I think we should continue from where we were last time. I would like to go into a Flubationship with you." That was pretty brave of Freddie.
"Me too."
"You think it would work?"
"I think so. We'd make a good… Flubacouple."
"So… This is us?"
"Are you going to Flubakiss me or not?"
See? Now I am in a Flubationship with him, we can do this anytime we want!
"That was…"
"Really nice."
"I Flubalove you." Aww, that was brave too! My little Freddie is growing up!
"I Flubalove you too!"
"So, you're like my Flubagirlfriend now?"
"Well done, Einstein!"
"Shut up Sam. By the way, what do you think about the whole Flubadubs iCarly segment thing?"
"I don't really agree with it. I mean, you know the whole Flubadubs thing doesn't really sound… scientific, does it? I think there will be a few people who disagree. I mean, there were sometimes when I even doubted their existence. I think they might just be an excuse you know? But I don't think we can deal with what they really are yet. Maybe at a later date we can sort ourselves out."
"Wow. That was deep Sam."
"I'm being serious!"
"I know. And I think you are right."
"You do?"
"Yeah. I think we should try and convince her not to put it on iCarly. I think we just need to wait a bit. But for now, we should just try and enjoy being in our Flubationship."
"I have never agreed with you more."
"Should we go break the news to Carly?"
"I think that's a great idea!"
"I totally understand."
"You do?"
"Yeah. I know where you are coming from. I did go a bit over the top with the idea."
"Thanks for understanding."
"I'm just so happy for you two though! YOU TWO ARE SO SWEET!"
"Wow! Chill Carls!"
"Can you two Flubakiss?"
"Of course we can Flubakiss."
"I mean now!"
"Why now?"
"I bet you look so adorable!"
"Won't it be kind of creepy?"
"Nope."
"You promise not to take a picture?" You can't get away that easily.
"I wouldn't do such a thing!"
"Carly. Put the camera away."
"Fine."
"What are we going to tell your mum?"
"I have no idea, but she's getting really suspicious." She has caught us playing 'Nose Tag' four times, and is starting to not believe it.
"There is no way she is going to believe this whole Flubadub thing. But..."
"We could tell her we're in a normal relationship."
"Won't she freak though?"
"I don't know. She was trying to set us up in California, wasn't she? But if she doesn't, I don't care anyway."
"Ohhhh, rebel Benson."
"You know you love it."
"I do. But what do you mean?"
"My mum can't tell me who I can and can't Flubadate!"
"Awww, you're so sweet! And dorky."
"So even though we're Flubadating, you can still insult me?"
"I'm never going to stop insulting you Freddie."
"What about abusing me?"
"What would you do without it?"
"I would have a nice, blonde, beautiful, abuse-less Flubagirlfriend."
"Don't push it, Benson."
"Sorry, Princess Puckett." I love that nickname.
"Anyway, were we going to tell your mum about our relationship then?"
"Yep. Just boyfriend and girlfriend."
"Why did you say boyfriend first? That's sexist!"
"But if I had of said girlfriend first, that would have been sexist too!"
"But I wouldn't have minded."
"And that's all that matters." He's being sarcastic, isn't he?
"I know."
"Shall we go break the news to my mum then?"
"Let's go, Freddo!"
For some reason I really want – I mean the Flubadubs really want for this to go well. I really want- I mean the Flubadubs really want for her to accept me.
She should do, right? I make her son happy (I think) And she wants her son to be happy, right?
I really hope she accepts us.
A/N - It is very likely I won't be updating tomorrow, as I am on a 8 hour car ride home from Cornwall. (Yey.) I will obviously have no internet in the car (Do they even make cars that have internet?)
Thanks!
Daisy:D