Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter nor do I have any rights or make any money from writing these fic's.

Prompts taken form: dreamyraynbo challenge on live journal.

Time Line: AU, I've just taken what I like best of Naruto and thrown it into this fic.

Crack

Harry felt his eye twitch as he looked at the scene before him, "Did they really have to do this to my home?"

"You like it?" Naruto asked with a large grin on his face, Sai standing besides Naruto in his normal way, "We got all the paints and stuff needed ourselves! And you don't need to pay us any money!"

Harry's eyebrow gave another twitch as he took in the sight before him, "What gave you two the idea that my home needed a...make over...for?"

"Because it's what friends do," Sai said emotionlessly, "They do nice things for each other; Anzu from Yu-Gi-Oh said so."

Harry gave a groan of defeat; he should have known better then to give Sai all that manga on his birthday, "What was wrong with my home before?"

"It was all grey and boring!" Naruto cried out in a victory pose, "You barely had anything in here at all! No clothes, no furniture, nothing! Not even any food!"

"Food is needed for any human," Sai said.

"That's right! And you didn't have any!" Naruto cried out as he waved his arms everywhere to point to different spots in the house, "This part here was blue, and this part here was pink, oh and this part here was yellow! What were you trying to do with all these colours are a mystery but we've fixed you right up!"

"But I was testing the colours," Harry muttered to himself as he looked away, "I wanted to see which colours and styles I liked best."

"Well we've taken all the stress and problems out of it by doing it for you!" Naruto cried out happily, "We're happy to help so no thanks or payment needed!"

"Thank you," Harry said slowly, not wanting to hurt Naruto's or Sai's feelings, "But why did you paint my room to be a sunny day scene for?"

"Because you are always tense and depressed," Sai commented, "It says in my books that a sunny day always helps to relax people."

Harry took a deep calming breath before continuing, "Thank you boys, I appreciate the thought, you must have gone to a lot of trouble to do this for me."

"It's alright," Naruto said as he rubbed the back of his head sheepishly, "We got the pictures of what that big clock looked like from your homeland and painted it! See!"

Harry followed Naruto's finger to where Big Ben stood between two cherry blossom trees. There was only one problem; it looked as if it was leaning to one side.

"We made sure to draw all the numbers a put in all the details!" Naruto said with a proud grin, "We don't want you to get home sick so bad you have to leave!"

"No," Harry replied as one of his eyebrows twitched, "We wouldn't want that."

"Your emotions are showing the signs that you are close to breaking point," Sai said, "It seems we have forgotten the last item, I shall do it to make you happy."

"We forgot something?" Naruto asked with a frown.

"Believe me, there isn't anything you could have forgotten," Harry muttered.

A sudden 'splat' was heard and soon Sai was busily painting on the wall. Naruto and Harry watched as Sai seemed to place whatever he was drawing on one of the many paths that had already been painted on. Sai drew one line, then another and another, soon followed by a circle.

"Sai…is that what I think it is?" Harry asked slowly, not sure just what to feel at the moment.

"It is," Sai said as he stepped aside to show a stick figure version of Lord Voldermort, "I drew him the best I can with what I have learnt from the books I have been given."

"It's great Sai," Naruto said only to spot the time, "But we've got to go now, we're needed on the 8th training field.

With that Naruto and Sai disappeared leaving Harry alone…which was a good thing.

"My plans! My beautiful plans to make this room into the Hogwarts grounds!" Harry cried out in tears as he finally lost it and cracked, "Those kind and helpful little demons!"

A few seconds later the wood that was holding up the sun on the ceiling gave a sharp crack causing the plastic sun to fall and hit Harry on the head.

Harry gave a sigh, "I should of just stayed in bed."

To Be Continued…