Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter nor do I have any rights or make any money from writing these fic's.

Prompts taken form: dreamyraynbo challenge on live journal.

Time Line: AU, I've just taken what I like best of Naruto and thrown it into this fic.

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Harry groaned as he got out of bed and walked over to his wardrobe. Opening the doors Harry tiredly looked through his clothes until he found the outfit he used to wear when training with Mad-Eye for the war.

"Stupid idiots," Harry muttered tiredly as he took the outfit out and began to get dressed, "Why they are doing this to me I'll never know."

Slowly Harry managed to put his workout clothes on, he then walked out of the bedroom and into the kitchen.

"Why does it have to happen so early for?" Harry muttered with a pout as he made himself a cup of strong tea, "How about midday? Or maybe whenever I wake up...I've had enough of waking up early to train..."

"Don't be so un-youthful my friend!" a voice cried out from behind Harry.

"Shit," Harry swore as he pulled out his wand and aimed it at the intruder's heart.

"Harry!" TenTen cried out as she and Neji rushed into the kitchen from the window, "I'm so sorry, Lee rushed off before we could stop him!"

Harry gave a groan and lowered his wand, "Next time use the door and Lee?"

"Yes my youthful friend?" Lee shouted causing the others to wince at the volume.

"DON'T DO THAT AGAIN!" Harry cried out and punched Lee in the stomach, "Or you'll be hexed."

"Noted," Lee said with a wince.

"Ouch," TenTen said with a wince, "If Lee had been a civilian then that would of hurt big time."

"Makes you wish he was a civilian," Neji muttered causing TenTen to give him a smirk.

"So un-youthful," Lee muttered as they watched Harry finish getting ready.

"Now I'll have to make myself another cup of tea," Harry muttered as he sent the three ninja's a glare.

"Why can't you just use your magic?" Neji asked as he leant against a wall.

"Doesn't taste as good," Harry answered as he began to make another cup, "It just doesn't taste the same in my option."

TenTen nodded her head in understanding, "I guess it's sort of like saying they're both identical cups of tea but one has more flavour to it because you did it this way."

Harry nodded his head in agreement, "Correct and as such-"

"Good try," Neji said with a smirk, "But we're not going to let you side track us."

Harry simply took a few sips of his tea before answering them, "Its worth a try, anyway why can't we do this later in the day for? It's too early!"

The three ninja's shared a look much to Harry's irritation.

"It's not early Harry," TenTen offered kindly, "I mean we've already been up for hours, training and going about our morning routines."

"Well unlike you some of us like a full nights worth of sleep," Harry muttered as he finished of his tea and placed the dirty cup into the sink, "Now then if you excess me I've got to have my breakfast then I've got to pop down to the market to stock up on a few things then, then I'll have to and-"

"My youthful friend fear not!" Lee cried out as he struck a 'youthful' pose, "For we have done all those things for you!"

Harry blinked and looked over to where Neji and TenTen now stood unsealing scrolls from which his shopping, clean clothes and anything else he might use as an excuse.

"Why are you doing this for?" Harry moaned as he sent the three ninja's a glare, "Whatever did I do to you!"

"You agreed to it," Neji pointed out causing Harry to freeze in mid motion, "You was the one who thought it'd be a good idea with living in a village full of ninja's and you didn't want to become rusty now that your war is over."

Harry stared at them blankly before saying, "Oh yeah! Sorry about that, I'm just having a Naruto moment!"

"Well don't expect me to hit you around the head," TenTen said as she placed the scrolls away, "You can go to Sakura for that!"

"Clean thoughts," Neji said with a smirk as he turned his attention on Harry, "Now Harry...are you ready for your training, we promised that we'd be here 7am and we're here."

"Alright," Harry muttered as he walked over to put his shoes on, "And if your lucky I'll shove something sharp up you where the sun doesn't shine."

"Ah don't be like that my friend," Lee said as he scooped Harry up into another one of his poses, "We shall have fun! Sharp objects or not!"

"Yeah, if Harry wants to introduce Lee to some sharp and pointy objects then I'll help," TenTen said as she glared at the loud Lee, "If it shuts him up."

"But TenTen it'd be a negative turn of events if we did it," Neji said with a smirk as Lee waved Harry around and went on about being 'youthful'.

"Oh?" TenTen asked with a raised eyebrow, "How? I happen to like sharp objects."

Neji smirked, "Because without the noise Lee makes we'd never be able to tell when his about to appear."

To Be Continued...

In this fic its my first time writing such a wide range of Naruto characters so I hope I'm doing alright with them.