Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter nor do I have any rights or make any money from writing these fic's.

Prompts taken form: dreamyraynbo challenge on live journal.

Time Line: AU, I've just taken what I like best of Naruto and thrown it into this fic.

Sneak and Chaste

Harry blinked and tilted his head in confusion as he looked at his 'teacher'.

"Come on Harry, it's simple," Jiraiya said as he motioned to the building behind him, "We're going to go in there and practice our ability to sneak about. An important skill for any ninja!"

"I'm going to learn how to sneak into an all females bath house so you can do your 'research' while pretending your training me is more like it," Harry deadpanned as he crossed his arms, "Besides I don't know why your all so determined to teach me the ways of a ninja or whatever you call it."

"Your more into the shinobi scene then the civilian scene so you're going to attract some attention," Jiraiya said with a shrug, "Besides you've got the beginnings of a great ninja and with your skills from the war in your homeland we don't want to lose them!"

Harry gave a sigh as Jiraiya suddenly got a perverted look as a young sexy female walked by. Harry had the feeling that this one would be another treasured memory he'd never forget...and from the look the woman was giving Jiraiya Harry felt that he wouldn't be the only one.

"Now Harry the first thing you need to do is to dress properly," Jiraiya said as he motioned to Harry's clothes, "Those clothes your wearing is perfectly fine for being captured in and all but we don't want to be captured!"

Harry gave a sigh as he looked at his clothes; he was wearing a simple T-shirt, jeans, trainers and his plain black wizarding robes. Harry couldn't work out what was wrong with what he was wearing as he'd seen people wearing stranger clothes while he had been in the elemental countries then what he was currently wearing.

"You need to get changed into this!" Jiraiya cried out with a large perverted grin as he held up a female's bikini, "You'll be wearing this when you sneak into the bath house!"

"I am NOT wearing that thing!" Harry cried out as he glared at the bikini with a big bright red blush on his face.

"Ah why not?" Jiraiya moaned with a pout, "The bikini is so cute! And it's all the rage at the moment!"

"Well for starters," Harry said dryly, "I'm male and that bikini is for a female, secondly the bath house is for females only and I'm male...oh are we seeing a common problem in these two points? That's right! I'm male!"

"And you've apparently not heard of the 'sexy no jutsu' that Naruto invented," Jiraiya said with a perverted grin, "And...you'll look so cute in this bikini! The colours will bring out your skin tone and how chaste you are and your eyes!"

"I'm chaste am I?" Harry said as he folded his arms.

"That's right!" Jiraiya said with a perverted grin, "Your innocence will stop any of the females to give a second thought! They'll all be crowding around you and coo'ing at how cute and adorable you are."

Harry gave Jiraiya a pointed look, "And just where will you be during all of this?"

"Oh don't you worry," Jirya said with a perverted look, "Once we'veperfected our ability to sneak into the building you'll be showing all those sexy girls your new female body and your chaste while I enjoy the sight...errr...while I observe and learn how the female mind works!"

Harry gave a sigh as he watched Jiraiya give a perverted laugh and have a bright red face while pretending to touch a female up.

"I don't think this is a very good idea," Harry said as he saw the anger on the female's faces that was directed at the giggling Jiraiya, "I mean to talk about our plan here in the open where anyone could hear us?"

"Oh don't worry Harry!" Jiraiya said with a perverted grin, "Females are too dumb to know anything! They're only good for one thing!"

The next thing that Jirya knew was that he was flying through the air with a smug looking female rubbing her fist.

"Sorry about him," Harry said shyly as he was surrounded by a crowd of girls, "I didn't..."

Jiraiya's cry of 'Oh wow! I can see my house from up here!' went unnoticed as Harry found himself running around from nearly every single female in Konohagakure as they tried to pull his checks and say how cute he was.

Until the next prompt!

Oh and if you can please read the note in the next chapter please? It'll explain what's going to happen to this fic and a few of my others as they'll be changing. Once I'm sure that everyone's read the note I'll take it down but with luck it'll explain a few things and all...